1 00:00:06,016 --> 00:00:08,985 Hey, everybody. It's hot as hell outside today, huh? 2 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:11,752 I'm sweating like some kind of a dago in this -- 3 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:12,850 Whoa! 4 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:14,318 Whoa! 5 00:00:14,416 --> 00:00:15,950 Oh, did you guys see that? 6 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:19,887 l just got blindsided by that Jew messenger! 7 00:00:20,149 --> 00:00:21,150 Ow! 8 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:24,519 Who's playing football in broad daylight around here, huh? 9 00:00:24,616 --> 00:00:27,151 Oh, I've never been in this much pain before. 10 00:00:27,249 --> 00:00:29,852 Now l know how my grandfather felt in the war 11 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:32,585 when he got tagged by the gooks, you know. 12 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:33,984 Oh, oh! 13 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:36,852 Who's controlling the air conditioners up there, 14 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:39,452 some kind of a greasy spic or something? 15 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:40,217 Ow! 16 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:41,750 What the hell, bird? 17 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:44,052 What's with the birds in this fucking city? 18 00:00:44,149 --> 00:00:46,352 They're crazier than a bunch of dykes! 19 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:47,784 Whoa! 20 00:00:51,366 --> 00:01:03,133 English Subs : Arkfeller 21 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:15,803 Re-Synchronization : Condemned 22 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:28,419 So, are they gonna make us get a lap dance? 23 00:01:28,516 --> 00:01:31,552 They're not gonna make you do anything you don't want to. 24 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:33,551 Timmy, it's your birthday. 25 00:01:33,649 --> 00:01:35,418 I'm gonna make you get a lap dance. 26 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:37,050 Come on, let's go! 27 00:01:37,149 --> 00:01:39,085 l want to see some tits! 28 00:01:52,649 --> 00:01:54,551 -Yeah. -All right. 29 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:55,884 Not bad, huh? 30 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:58,552 -Yeah, she's a hottie. -She sure is. 31 00:01:58,716 --> 00:02:00,651 Birthday shots, guys. Trevor, are you coming? 32 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:02,284 Uhh... No, l think I'm good, man. 33 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,518 -Okay, Timmy, to the bar. -Let's go! 34 00:02:26,249 --> 00:02:28,151 Wow, looking good. 35 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:30,351 You got any money, big boy? 36 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,151 Yeah, l do. 37 00:02:32,249 --> 00:02:33,517 Umm.... 38 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:36,552 What will a dollar get me? 39 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:44,151 Nice, nice. 40 00:02:44,249 --> 00:02:49,188 What'll l get if l throw two dollars down there? 41 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,285 Well, for two dollars, 42 00:02:51,383 --> 00:02:56,621 I'll turn around, and I'll bend over, and I'll point my butt at you. 43 00:02:56,783 --> 00:02:58,651 Chill, chill. 44 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:02,286 What would happen if l threw down five dollars? 45 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,753 Well, for five dollars, l point my butt at you, 46 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:08,652 and then l slap my own butt with my hand. 47 00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:10,551 lll, ill. 48 00:03:10,716 --> 00:03:15,020 What, pray tell, would happen if l threw ten dollars down there? 49 00:03:15,183 --> 00:03:18,452 Well, for ten dollars, l play with my boobs, 50 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:20,285 and then l lick my boobs, 51 00:03:20,383 --> 00:03:22,952 and then l spit on my coo. 52 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:26,419 Huh, really? 53 00:03:26,516 --> 00:03:28,117 Okay. 54 00:03:28,216 --> 00:03:30,885 Well, what would happen if l were to throw 55 00:03:30,983 --> 00:03:33,251 a twenty dollar bill down there? 56 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:37,219 Well, for twenty dollars, l, like, sit on your lap, 57 00:03:37,316 --> 00:03:39,051 and l iiggle up and down, 58 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:42,386 and l try and rub my butt on your penis sometimes. 59 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,252 Dope, dope. 60 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,285 Well, let's up the ante a little bit. 61 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:51,453 lf l took a $1 OO bill and dropped it down there, 62 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:53,518 what would happen then? 63 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:55,851 Well, for $1 OO, 64 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,385 I'll take you in that back room over there. 65 00:03:58,483 --> 00:03:59,617 Uh-huh. 66 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:02,252 I'd slip into some super-sexy lingerie. 67 00:04:02,383 --> 00:04:03,550 Go on. 68 00:04:03,716 --> 00:04:05,918 And then I'd staple my hands together. 69 00:04:07,249 --> 00:04:07,917 What? 70 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,284 With a staple gun. 71 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,984 Wait. Why would you do that? 72 00:04:11,149 --> 00:04:13,652 Because you gave me $1 OO. 73 00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:17,486 Well, l wouldn't really want you to do that, 74 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:20,285 so let's take it down a notch. 75 00:04:20,383 --> 00:04:24,120 What if l were to give you $75? 76 00:04:24,283 --> 00:04:27,452 Oh, for $75, l eat a whole fish. 77 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:28,450 What? 78 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:31,685 Bones, scales, eyes, the whole thing. 79 00:04:31,816 --> 00:04:33,918 What are you --? What? What? 80 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:35,885 That's what l do for $75. 81 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:37,016 That's weird. 82 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:38,183 That's my name. 83 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:39,917 -What's your name? -Weird. 84 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,718 Your stripper name is ''Weird''? 85 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,151 Weird, the stripper. 86 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,784 Hey, guys, come here. 87 00:04:44,883 --> 00:04:47,552 Okay, what'll you do for seven dollars? 88 00:04:47,683 --> 00:04:52,087 For seven dollars, I'd drink a whole pail of milk with my butt. 89 00:04:52,249 --> 00:04:54,151 -What? -What's going on? 90 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:55,584 This stripper's weird. 91 00:04:55,716 --> 00:04:56,983 Hello! 92 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,717 She looks fine to me. 93 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,517 What'll you do for 75 cents? 94 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:02,985 For 75 cents, I'll eat it. 95 00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:04,617 You'll eat what? 96 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:05,650 Eat the money. 97 00:05:05,816 --> 00:05:06,683 Bullshit! 98 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:07,884 Hold on. 99 00:05:07,983 --> 00:05:08,817 Here. 100 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:12,017 -Whoa! -What the fuck? 101 00:05:12,816 --> 00:05:15,084 What about $304? 102 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:17,819 For $304, I'll write you a speech. 103 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:18,917 About what? 104 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,284 Any topic you choose. 105 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:21,917 $4.36? 106 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,951 I'll go to the store with you. 107 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,185 -What? -$4.31? 108 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:28,518 I'll paint you a picture of a dolphin. 109 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:29,951 $4.38? 110 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,517 I'll give you a blowiob. 111 00:05:31,683 --> 00:05:33,251 Well, that's where that one was. 112 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,784 A million dollars? 113 00:05:34,916 --> 00:05:36,584 Hamburgers! 114 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:39,285 -All right, let's get out of here. -All right, see ya, Weird. 115 00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:40,416 Good-bye. 116 00:05:43,383 --> 00:05:46,052 All right, Janice, send in my next potential recruit. 117 00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:50,618 -Hey, we want to ioin the Army. -Yep! 118 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:51,983 All right, gentlemen, one at a time. 119 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:53,551 One of you is gonna have to wait outside. 120 00:05:53,716 --> 00:05:55,851 -No, we want to ioin together. -Yeah, we're best friends. 121 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,985 And we want to ioin the Army. 122 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:01,652 Fine, fine. Did you fill out your paperwork? 123 00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:03,985 -Right there. -All right, let's see here. 124 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:05,384 -We want to be in a plane. -Yeah! 125 00:06:05,483 --> 00:06:06,550 Awesome! 126 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:07,650 -A plane? -Yeah! 127 00:06:07,816 --> 00:06:10,084 And one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes. 128 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:12,818 Okay, so, you want to ioin the Air Force division? 129 00:06:13,816 --> 00:06:15,450 -l don't know. -l guess. 130 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,785 That's where the airplanes are. 131 00:06:17,883 --> 00:06:19,084 -Oh! -Air Force. 132 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:21,985 ''Air Force.'' ''Airplane.'' 133 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,117 Airplane, Air Force. 134 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,884 -That's good. Makes sense. -Awesome. 135 00:06:25,016 --> 00:06:26,650 Okay, so, your preferred assignment would be to -- 136 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:28,484 Or we want a gun that's so big 137 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,818 that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels. 138 00:06:30,916 --> 00:06:32,350 -Yeah! -Awesome! 139 00:06:32,983 --> 00:06:34,818 Okay, well, that sounds more like infantry. 140 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:37,418 l want to parachute at night into a city. 141 00:06:37,516 --> 00:06:38,650 Yes! 142 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,217 Well, now, that's more of an Air Force. 143 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:43,919 Air Force, that sounds cool! It's like the force of the air! 144 00:06:44,016 --> 00:06:45,951 That is so radical. 145 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:49,252 You guys know that this is a serious decision that you're making? 146 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:51,417 Yeah, this is a serious decision we're making. 147 00:06:51,516 --> 00:06:53,618 Seriously awesome! 148 00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:56,218 There's been a lot of fighting lately with these terrorist groups. 149 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,184 Yes, l want to be a terrorist! 150 00:06:58,283 --> 00:07:00,084 The terror of the force of the air. 151 00:07:00,183 --> 00:07:01,350 Awesome! 152 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:03,351 No. We are against the terrorists. 153 00:07:03,516 --> 00:07:05,217 That's right, 'cause they double-crossed us. 154 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:06,316 They were double agents? 155 00:07:06,483 --> 00:07:07,817 No, no, that's not what happened. 156 00:07:07,916 --> 00:07:10,618 My spy name is gonna be ''Sergeant Eaglefort.'' 157 00:07:10,716 --> 00:07:12,517 And you can call me ''Crowbar.'' 158 00:07:12,616 --> 00:07:14,651 Yeah, his thing is he always has a crowbar. 159 00:07:14,749 --> 00:07:17,052 And he was raised by eagles in a fort. 160 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:19,985 l think you two should put some serious thought into this. 161 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,417 We got this all planned out, baby. 162 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:24,051 Yeah, first thing, we need, like, 1 OO missile launchers. 163 00:07:24,149 --> 00:07:26,785 And, like, 50,OOO land mines in our plane. 164 00:07:26,883 --> 00:07:29,385 Yeah, then we need you to send the rest of the Army ahead of us 165 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,052 in what's probably a suicide mission to draw their fire. 166 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:33,985 Then what we're gonna do is fly our jet 167 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,584 right at the bad guys' main base, 168 00:07:35,683 --> 00:07:37,084 and then, at the last possible moment, 169 00:07:37,183 --> 00:07:38,684 I'm gonna pull a hand grenade out of my mouth 170 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,317 and throw it in the back with all the land mines 171 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,551 and the missiles and stuff and then we're just gonna jump! out! 172 00:07:42,649 --> 00:07:43,617 Whoa! 173 00:07:43,716 --> 00:07:44,983 We're gonna be like, ''Aah!'' 174 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,684 Yank! 175 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:52,518 And then all the bad guys will be on the ground. 176 00:07:52,616 --> 00:07:54,684 They'll be like, ''No, no, no!'' 177 00:07:57,616 --> 00:07:59,050 You guys got to send a stealth bomber 178 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,584 to swoop down just at the last minute 179 00:08:00,683 --> 00:08:02,751 before the mountain blows up and pick us up. 180 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,252 lt will be awesome! 181 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:06,350 You both are 1 8, right? 182 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:07,551 -Yep, today. -Today. 183 00:08:07,649 --> 00:08:09,518 Welcome aboard. 184 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,517 ''Hey, how you doing? 185 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:23,084 How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? 186 00:08:23,183 --> 00:08:24,450 How is everybody doing? 187 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:26,385 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? 188 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,952 I'm Jack Kennedy, President of the United States.'' 189 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:33,853 ''Ah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!'' 190 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:35,785 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 191 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:42,856 ''Fatality, double kill, headshot! New world record!'' 192 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:45,885 ''The crowd goes wild! They can't believe it! 193 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,051 lt's never been done before! 194 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:49,284 Who is this new kid? 195 00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:50,383 lt's Oswald! 196 00:08:50,483 --> 00:08:53,252 They put him on their shoulders! They're taking him through town! 197 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:55,852 He's the coolest guy ever!'' 198 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,518 Ready for the big day? 199 00:08:57,616 --> 00:09:00,552 Holy geez, Lyndon Johnson, you scared me. 200 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:03,252 l almost dropped my gun out the window. 201 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:04,684 What do you want? 202 00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:06,784 Just being a good vice president. 203 00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:09,585 l thought I'd pop my head in, make sure everything's in order. 204 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,384 Yes, everything's fine. Thank you. 205 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,184 Go away. See you later. 206 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,551 Thanks for checking in. 207 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,484 l just wanted to double-check. 208 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,151 You know, we've got a lot riding on this. 209 00:09:19,249 --> 00:09:21,385 Days of planning and whatnot. 210 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,885 Okay, well, you came by and you said your piece, 211 00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:25,351 so thank you very much. 212 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:28,286 Job done. Duly noted. You can leave now. 213 00:09:28,383 --> 00:09:30,852 See you later. 214 00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:32,951 Bye. 215 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:34,951 -Gun's loaded? -Yes, the gun's loaded! 216 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:37,285 lt's loaded with, like, 1 ,OOO bullets. 217 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:38,117 Safety off? 218 00:09:38,216 --> 00:09:40,084 Yes, the safety is.... 219 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,285 Yes, the safety is off, okay? 220 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,784 l know what I'm doing, all right? 221 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:46,118 Lee Harvey Oswald is on the iob. 222 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:47,750 Thanks! 223 00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:48,850 A little breezy today. 224 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:51,452 Just hope you're taking that into consideration. 225 00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:55,284 Looks like it's coming from the southeast. 226 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:58,452 Look, l know where the wind is coming from, okay? 227 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,818 I'm a sniper! 228 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:03,618 Hi! Hello, there! 229 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:05,184 Hi. Thank you for coming out. 230 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:06,550 Thank you for coming out. 231 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,450 Hi. 232 00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:10,018 Hello, there. How are you enjoying the country? 233 00:10:10,116 --> 00:10:11,250 -Okay. -Jack? 234 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,751 -Hi, hello. -Jack? 235 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,451 -Hi. Hello to you, sir. -Jack? 236 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,884 -Hello to you, ma'am. -Jack? 237 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,818 Yes, one second, please. Thank you. 238 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,917 -Hi. Hello. Hello. -Jack? 239 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:21,450 Yes, what is it, woman? 240 00:10:21,616 --> 00:10:23,184 Could we put the top up? 241 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,985 No. l need my constituents to see me. 242 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:26,750 Hi. 243 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:28,550 lt's just a little chilly back here. 244 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,184 lt's coming from the southeast. 245 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:32,251 l don't want you to catch a cold. 246 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:35,218 I'm not gonna catch a cold. l need to wave to my fans. 247 00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:36,250 Hello, there. 248 00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:37,316 Don't come crying to me 249 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:38,917 when you freeze the back of your head off. 250 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:41,451 I'm not gonna freeze the back of my head off. 251 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:42,750 l don't know. 252 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,718 Hi. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. 253 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,484 You have a flag! That's very nice. 254 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,084 Driver? 255 00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:49,985 Driver? 256 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,051 Can you play that song that l like? 257 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:53,985 No, do not play that song that she likes. 258 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,118 What's the name of that song that l like? 259 00:10:56,216 --> 00:10:57,750 Oh, ''Chicky Picky, Chicky Picky, Yeah''? 260 00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:00,052 -Yeah, that's it. -No! 261 00:11:00,216 --> 00:11:00,816 La, la, la, la. 262 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,485 I'm just saying, if you want to shoot him while he's there, 263 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,952 you can shoot him from that building or that building 264 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:08,318 or any other building. 265 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:11,318 l... want... to... 266 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:12,683 ...do... it... 267 00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:14,951 ...my... Way. 268 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,985 Fine, do it your way. 269 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,651 Thank you. 270 00:11:20,316 --> 00:11:21,884 -lt's just wrong. -Okay, that's it. 271 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:26,687 Chicky picky, chicky picky Chicky picky, chicky picky 272 00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:27,450 Yeah! 273 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:30,918 This is humiliating. The people can hear you. 274 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:33,251 You're the First Lady, for Christ's sakes! 275 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,851 This song is terrible! 276 00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,283 You don't respect people's work. 277 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:38,151 I'm trying to do something nice for you, 278 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:41,419 and you're just sitting there, eating potato chips. 279 00:11:41,516 --> 00:11:44,252 lt's like you don't even care if l shoot this guy or not. 280 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:45,617 Hey! 281 00:11:45,716 --> 00:11:50,454 Look, l just want to be by myself for a little while, okay? 282 00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:58,919 Somewhere out in space 283 00:11:59,016 --> 00:12:01,685 There is a place 284 00:12:01,783 --> 00:12:05,253 Where l can do what l want to 285 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,686 And all at my own pace 286 00:12:08,783 --> 00:12:11,952 Somewhere out of time 287 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:15,052 l hope I'll find 288 00:12:15,216 --> 00:12:18,185 A place where l can just unwind 289 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:21,419 And work on my own mind 290 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:24,919 Oh, send me a signal 291 00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:27,952 Oh, give me a prayer 292 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:30,552 l just need to know 293 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:34,220 That there's some spot out there 294 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:38,053 Where l could be me And you could be you 295 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:39,651 And we could be we 296 00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:41,051 How great it would be 297 00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:44,152 No more of these murders 298 00:12:44,249 --> 00:12:47,386 We could just disagree 299 00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:50,652 No Biggies and 2Pacs 300 00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:54,120 No Kurt and Courtneys 301 00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:57,652 Where l could be me And you could be you 302 00:12:57,749 --> 00:12:59,384 And we could be we 303 00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:02,586 How great it would be 304 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,851 [ Gunshot ] 305 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,051 Someone else shot him! 306 00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:07,851 Better run, boy. 307 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,752 [ Crowd shouting indistinctly ] 308 00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:21,252 Mommy, Daddy, look what l drew! 309 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:25,387 Whoa, Kevin, buddy, what is this here? 310 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,351 l drew it myself. 311 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,752 Debra, you want to come take a look at this? 312 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,952 Stephen, our guests are about to arrive. 313 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,352 l have a cheese plate to arrange. l do not have -- 314 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,317 [ Gasps ] 315 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,786 Kevin, why did you draw that? 316 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,785 His name is Saggy Sammy. 317 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:44,085 Kevin, who taught you this? 318 00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:47,152 Has the gardener man been coming inside the house, Kevin? 319 00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:48,483 lt's an elephant. 320 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,451 -Oh. -Oh, thank Christ. 321 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,550 Oh, l see. 322 00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:56,286 Okay, yeah. Those are like his -- That's his face. 323 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,317 His ears! 324 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,485 Whatever. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. 325 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:03,186 Well, Kevin, it's very good. 326 00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:04,550 Can l keep this? 327 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:07,986 l want to keep this upstairs in my desk because of how good it is. 328 00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:10,285 Put it on the frigerator. 329 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:17,656 Oh, l don't think that's a good idea, because what if it fell down? 330 00:14:17,783 --> 00:14:20,819 Or what if, at the party, it got stolen by one of the guests? 331 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:21,750 Or the gardener? 332 00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,851 But l drew it for the party. 333 00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,218 Well, he made it for the party. 334 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,583 Umm.... 335 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:35,923 l suppose the supportive thing would be to put it on the.... 336 00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:40,220 But, Stephen, it does look like so many things. 337 00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:41,550 Umm.... 338 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:43,084 How about this, sport? 339 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,618 Why don't you go ahead and write ''elephant'' 340 00:14:45,716 --> 00:14:47,217 really big on the top of it, 341 00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:49,584 and we'll put it on the frigerator for the party? 342 00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:51,517 Okay. 343 00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:56,018 l also drew a fairy castle for the door. 344 00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:58,252 A fairy castle. Okay, that sounds great. 345 00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,184 Here it is. 346 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,151 Kevin, go to your fucking room. 347 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,152 We have a party to get ready for. We don't have time for your crap. 348 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,685 Every goddamn day with this kid. 349 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,117 I'm so bored. 350 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:21,619 There's no one online to talk to. 351 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,852 Hmm, l wonder. 352 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,217 Ah! 353 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,252 Quidditchkid793? 354 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:03,751 Yeah, hi. 355 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,084 l hope you don't mind, but l ordered some drinks. 356 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:07,050 No, that's cool. 357 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,519 Okay, all right, so let's just cut to the chase. 358 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,317 Movie ideas. 359 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,152 My head's just been spinning all day. 360 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,151 So, what is it? 361 00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,284 Well, l was thinking you could make Star Wars Ull. 362 00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:22,451 Oh, oh! 363 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,953 Oh! Oh, my! Oh, my! 364 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,118 Oh, oh! 365 00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:31,252 Oh! Oh, my, that is a good idea! 366 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,351 Star Wars Vll! 367 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,984 Oh, oh, oh, wait. 368 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,517 Wait, but how do we do that? 369 00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:37,750 I've already gone back 370 00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:41,219 and brought them up to the original story. 371 00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:45,253 Are you suggesting that we go before Anakin's birth? 372 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,918 No, l was thinking you could just keep going into the future. 373 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,285 Remake the original trilogy? 374 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:51,584 That's brilliant! 375 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,952 No, no, no. l was thinking you could just make, like, a movie 376 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:55,885 that takes place after ''Return of the Jedi.'' 377 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:01,152 What the fuck? 378 00:17:01,249 --> 00:17:03,952 What the fuck? 379 00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:05,484 [ Screams ] 380 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:14,385 I'm in if you'll have me, kid! 381 00:17:14,483 --> 00:17:16,651 Star Wars Vll! 382 00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:19,953 lts brilliance is in its simplicity! 383 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,986 Go forward in time! 384 00:17:23,149 --> 00:17:26,586 So, what would happen in this future/after Jedi movie? 385 00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:28,551 Well, l was thinking that maybe they could have to 386 00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:29,717 blow up another Death Star. 387 00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:35,552 They had another Death Star? 388 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:36,617 Yeah, maybe. 389 00:17:36,716 --> 00:17:38,651 And then maybe Leia betrays Luke or something. 390 00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,751 But she's a good guy! 391 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,083 Yeah, but maybe she gets brainwashed 392 00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:44,350 by, like, an evil wizard or something. 393 00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:47,318 That's the only way she would do it! 394 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,251 And there's, like, two Chewbaccas. 395 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:50,284 [ Screams ] 396 00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,052 Oh, my God, that man's having a heart attack! 397 00:17:54,016 --> 00:18:03,592 Make sure the franchise goes to Quidditchkid793. 398 00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:17,451 Welcome to my movie. 399 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,018 l hope you all enjoy 400 00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:20,917 Star Wars Vll: 401 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,617 The Secret of the New Death Star, 402 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:24,517 Boba fett Goes to the Sun, 403 00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:28,686 and R2-D2 fights a Lava Snake. 404 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,451 [ Panting ] 405 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:34,552 How do l get out of this other Death Star? 406 00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:35,684 [ Alarm goes off ] 407 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:38,485 Oh, no, an alarm! 408 00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:43,551 Two Chewbaccas? 409 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,217 Well, l got in my car 410 00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:06,284 And went down to the bar 411 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:09,786 To relax from a full working day 412 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,018 And while drinking my beer 413 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:14,652 l happened to hear 414 00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:17,718 This New York-banker type say 415 00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:21,086 That our country's all wrong 416 00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:22,918 And that we don't belong 417 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,920 ln affairs that are so far away 418 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,285 And so l pushed back my chair 419 00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:31,151 And l stood up right there 420 00:19:31,249 --> 00:19:34,686 And made sure The whole bar heard me say 421 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:40,053 I'm totally gay for America 422 00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:43,886 I'm totally gay for the U.S. of A. 423 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,018 from the East to the West 424 00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:47,717 from the North to the South 425 00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:52,153 I'd gladly bend down And take florida in my mouth 426 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,118 I'd tongue-kiss Mount Rushmore 427 00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:56,018 And drop my pants to my waist 428 00:19:56,116 --> 00:20:01,921 Then take the Washington Monument All the way to its base 429 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:06,887 There ain't a lot of things That make me feel this way 430 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,618 But this country of mine 431 00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:13,619 Makes me totally gay 432 00:20:14,983 --> 00:20:16,851 Now, l know things ain't right 433 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,251 'Cause on the news every night 434 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:23,287 And in the papers almost every day 435 00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,485 l want to hug Uncle Sam 436 00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,517 Caress his hair with my hand 437 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:31,086 And let him know everything is okay 438 00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:33,251 Maybe give him a quick peck 439 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,818 At the nape of his neck 440 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:39,286 And rub his shoulders Until his cares went away 441 00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:41,684 Trace the curves of his thighs 442 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,551 And look into his eyes 443 00:20:43,716 --> 00:20:47,453 And see if he wants To go hit the hay 444 00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:52,888 'Cause I'm totally gay for America 445 00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:56,586 I'm totally gay for the U.S. of A. 446 00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:58,585 l know we can never get married 447 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,785 But he'd never ask me anyway 448 00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:02,918 '''Cause it would undermine the family'' 449 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:04,951 l know that's what he'd say 450 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,118 But we could keep it a secret 451 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,217 And continue on that way 452 00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:11,251 And I'd be faithful and loyal 453 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,886 Till he threw me away 454 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:19,854 There ain't a lot of things That make me feel this way 455 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,786 But this country of mine 456 00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:26,086 Makes me totally gay