1 00:00:04,007 --> 00:00:05,840 [Phone buzzes] 2 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:10,006 You want me to drop you off here? 3 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:12,839 Oh! Uh yeah, yeah this looks right 4 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:15,588 I uh... haven't been here before 5 00:00:29,826 --> 00:00:31,826 [House music picks up] 6 00:00:33,504 --> 00:00:35,504 [Crowd cheers happily] 7 00:00:39,345 --> 00:00:40,669 LOONAAAAA!!! 8 00:00:40,669 --> 00:00:42,710 Hey girl! Glad you could make it! 9 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,835 Tex! Yeah, hey! Thanks for inviting me. 10 00:00:45,835 --> 00:00:50,001 Course! Course! Hey everyone, meet the new face! 11 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,292 [Tex howls] 12 00:00:52,292 --> 00:00:54,875 [Party guests howl in response] 13 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:56,250 You want a drink or anything? 14 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,791 Oh, uh... sure, yeah, totally. 15 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:05,207 Off Screen: And so I told him, I'm not gonna go get it- 16 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:07,415 -unless you fucking throw it this time 17 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,790 That is so not fetch 18 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:11,373 Not fetch... 19 00:01:11,373 --> 00:01:16,581 Loona: hahaha, yeah like that happens all the time... ah ha... 20 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,372 O.M.G Loona? 21 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:21,372 Lunatic Loona? 22 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:22,122 That you? 23 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:25,538 Uhhh yeah. It's Loona... yeah... 24 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,454 Wow 25 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,787 I can't believe you're showing up to another party- 26 00:01:29,787 --> 00:01:32,454 I mean, do you even remember the last one 27 00:01:32,454 --> 00:01:34,328 I'm sure you'll remind me 28 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,411 Yeah, this... 29 00:01:36,411 --> 00:01:38,036 This you right? 30 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:38,985 [Growls] 31 00:01:38,985 --> 00:01:40,661 Why do you still have that? 32 00:01:40,661 --> 00:01:42,869 It brings me joy 33 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:45,869 You know you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy 34 00:01:45,869 --> 00:01:46,827 [Growls] 35 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:50,451 Wow... you're being really negative 36 00:01:50,451 --> 00:01:52,826 You're aura is really aggressive right now 37 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:56,701 Oh yeah? Well maybe it's cause I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH! 38 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:57,534 [gasps] 39 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,367 Oh... 40 00:01:58,367 --> 00:01:59,825 my dog... 41 00:01:59,825 --> 00:02:00,325 wow. 42 00:02:00,545 --> 00:02:02,991 What!? is that not an okay thing to say? 43 00:02:02,991 --> 00:02:04,949 Like, come on! It's true! 44 00:02:04,949 --> 00:02:06,158 [off screen] You can't say that 45 00:02:08,001 --> 00:02:08,616 Did I miss anything? 46 00:02:08,616 --> 00:02:12,115 No no no... no nothing... no. 47 00:02:12,544 --> 00:02:16,198 [Off screen] HA HA! How my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight? 48 00:02:16,198 --> 00:02:18,198 [Howls and cheers] 49 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:24,322 OW OW! Ya'll ready to party with the Queen Bee of Gluttony! 50 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,572 Come on! 51 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:31,571 Hell yeah! Cause the honey is flowing tonight- 52 00:02:31,571 --> 00:02:33,321 And this bitch bout to get - 53 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,821 FUCKING! 54 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,945 WILD! 55 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:38,612 LETS GET IT STARTED!!! 56 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:42,195 [Cotton Candy begins playing] 57 00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:46,194 [Lyrics] Cotton Candy, Cotton Candy 58 00:02:46,194 --> 00:02:48,194 Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy 59 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:52,360 Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm watchu want 60 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,401 I got it all, a carnivale 61 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:57,734 I'll bring you up, I'll take you DOWN 62 00:02:57,734 --> 00:03:00,651 I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like- 63 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:04,483 COTTON CANDY 64 00:03:04,525 --> 00:03:07,483 COTTON CANDY 65 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:11,441 COTTON CANDY 66 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:15,565 COTTON CANDY 67 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:18,898 I'm whatchu want, not watchu need 68 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:25,106 Hey, I don't know why, I'm whatchu want but it's the truth 69 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:29,022 I'm not your lie, let them eat cake, let them eat PIE! 70 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:31,063 Or better yet, let them eat- 71 00:03:31,063 --> 00:03:34,688 COTTON CANDY 72 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:38,396 COTTON CANDY 73 00:03:38,437 --> 00:03:42,479 COTTON CANDY 74 00:03:42,697 --> 00:03:46,020 COTTON CANDY 75 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:48,769 I'M WHATCHU WANT, NOT WATCHU NEED 76 00:03:48,769 --> 00:03:52,186 COTTON CANDY SKIES! 77 00:03:52,186 --> 00:03:56,310 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 78 00:03:56,310 --> 00:04:00,180 I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE 79 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:06,476 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY 80 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:09,808 COTTON CANDY 81 00:04:10,127 --> 00:04:13,600 COTTON CANDY 82 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,474 YEAH 83 00:04:14,474 --> 00:04:17,306 COTTON CANDY 84 00:04:17,306 --> 00:04:20,473 I'm watchu want, not watchu need 85 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:22,432 SO WATCHU WANT!? 86 00:04:22,432 --> 00:04:23,890 Ya hungry? 87 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,390 Take a BITE! 88 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,848 Get fucked TONIGHT! 89 00:04:28,328 --> 00:04:29,972 So watchu want 90 00:04:29,972 --> 00:04:31,847 Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff- 91 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:35,236 So keep making me that mother fucking honey 92 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,472 Yeah, keep it comin 93 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:41,013 COTTON CANDY 94 00:04:41,236 --> 00:04:45,054 COTTON CANDY 95 00:04:45,313 --> 00:04:48,512 COTTON CANDY 96 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:51,011 I'm watchu want, not watchu need 97 00:04:51,011 --> 00:04:54,636 COTTON CANDY SKIES 98 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:58,594 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 99 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:02,677 I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE 100 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:06,634 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT 101 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:10,217 COTTON CANDY SKIES 102 00:05:10,632 --> 00:05:14,258 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 103 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:18,133 I CANT HELP BUT SHINE 104 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:25,465 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY 105 00:05:25,719 --> 00:05:27,719 [Howls and cheers] 106 00:05:34,527 --> 00:05:36,527 [off screen] OW OW! Vortex! 107 00:05:38,024 --> 00:05:39,797 The party is buzzin now 108 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:40,380 FUCK! 109 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:43,255 I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though 110 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,255 I have like a rainbow... 111 00:05:45,255 --> 00:05:46,963 In my vagina right now 112 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,837 Oh hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about? 113 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:52,670 Excuse me? 114 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:56,670 She's a fuckin cutie! Where you been hiding girl? [laughs] 115 00:05:56,677 --> 00:05:58,677 Is there something funny? 116 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:02,461 Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now 117 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:04,710 Tex says you don't get invited out much 118 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:08,585 I hope this itty bitty get together can serve as a fun first time 119 00:06:10,918 --> 00:06:11,501 Mmhmm 120 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,668 I would have thrown a bigger one- 121 00:06:12,668 --> 00:06:16,167 but I couldnt convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs 122 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:18,292 SO fuckin lame 123 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:20,917 I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks 124 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:25,583 She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying but hey- 125 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:28,124 I'm proud to be a total jackass 126 00:06:29,894 --> 00:06:31,894 Anyway, yeah Bee, this is Loona. 127 00:06:31,894 --> 00:06:34,332 And Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee 128 00:06:34,548 --> 00:06:36,548 Nice ta meetcha BITCH! 129 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,289 Oh this is... 130 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:41,322 She's HOT! 131 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:46,580 Ha! Holy shit! Okay, Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious 132 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,624 Thats so funny 133 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:48,538 Right... 134 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,788 I love that that's the first thing you say to me 135 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:53,746 You don't give a shit how freaky you come off 136 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,079 And that's. Fucking. Beautiful. 137 00:06:56,079 --> 00:06:58,079 You are my new favorite person 138 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,370 Am I though... 139 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:00,902 Yeah BITCH! 140 00:07:01,135 --> 00:07:02,745 No really- 141 00:07:03,162 --> 00:07:05,911 Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without a shirt on 142 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,619 I was like, OOF BOY! YOU ARE HOT AS HELL! 143 00:07:09,619 --> 00:07:12,993 But then I wanted to die, cause it was so awkward 144 00:07:12,993 --> 00:07:15,660 Cause he's more like a brother to me, you know? 145 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,409 But not ACTUALLY my brother so I guess... 146 00:07:19,409 --> 00:07:21,409 It was fine. I COULD hit that... 147 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:27,408 Anyway girl, you have a good time tonight 148 00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:32,241 Get some sweets, get some eats, drink it, tear it, fuck it up! 149 00:07:32,241 --> 00:07:34,241 WHOO! 150 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,990 Cheers honey! Thank you for coming 151 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:41,031 Do you need anything? are you having fun? Are you good? 152 00:07:41,031 --> 00:07:44,281 Are you drunk? Okay good, okay great... 153 00:07:46,263 --> 00:07:47,614 Yeeeah, I'm gonna go. 154 00:07:47,614 --> 00:07:51,280 What? Why? You just got here, at least one drink right? 155 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,988 Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink 156 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,090 [Barking ringtone] 157 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:19,193 So stupid. I shouldn't have come 158 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:26,775 Hey Loonie, how ya doin? You alright? 159 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:30,983 Yeah I'm fine, I just wanna go 160 00:08:30,983 --> 00:08:32,983 Hey hey! That sounds like Blitzo! 161 00:08:32,983 --> 00:08:35,233 The "O" is silent asshole! 162 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:39,898 Hey hey, I knew it was you. Fuck man where you been? You here for the party? 163 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:42,647 No, I'm just here picking up my daughter 164 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,523 Oh shit! You have a daughter now? 165 00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:45,815 ADOPTED! 166 00:08:45,815 --> 00:08:48,856 Oh man, you're already leaving? Things just got started 167 00:08:49,393 --> 00:08:50,647 Come in and show us all up again 168 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:53,355 No, no, thank you, but I think Loonie wants to head back 169 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:55,688 Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave? 170 00:08:55,799 --> 00:08:57,799 [Growls] Watch it 171 00:08:57,799 --> 00:09:00,771 I mean, we could stay a little longer 172 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:03,271 I think we need to go mkay? I think it's been a long night 173 00:09:03,271 --> 00:09:05,104 Well these people seem to know you. 174 00:09:05,104 --> 00:09:08,270 Come on, I think I want to give this another try. 175 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,270 Pleeease? 176 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:14,228 Okay fine, maybe ONE drink 177 00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:17,393 BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ! 178 00:09:18,111 --> 00:09:18,894 Aaagh 179 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:19,394 [Howls and cheers] 180 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:19,894 [off screen] Oh wooow 181 00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:26,851 HA! That was nothing bitch! Give me a real challenge! 182 00:09:26,851 --> 00:09:29,726 Oh yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch imp boy? 183 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:31,892 I got a challenge for ya 184 00:09:32,076 --> 00:09:33,684 Oh... He's gonna die 185 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,116 Aaaalright, lets do this! 186 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:39,891 From Bee's personal supply, the hardest shit there is 187 00:09:40,032 --> 00:09:41,349 You ready my man? 188 00:09:41,349 --> 00:09:43,016 OH BORN READY! 189 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:46,807 Bring it barky! I will drink you under this fucking table- 190 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:48,807 You have no idea what kind of night I've had 191 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,681 Alright shit talker- 192 00:09:56,681 --> 00:10:01,638 but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game 193 00:10:01,857 --> 00:10:03,857 So you better bring the fire baby 194 00:10:03,857 --> 00:10:08,846 Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me? 195 00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:12,345 Oh okay, lets get in on you little bastard 196 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:14,428 [Gulping] 197 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:17,261 Come on Blitz! Fuck her up! You can do it! 198 00:10:23,879 --> 00:10:25,594 Who's the queen now!? 199 00:10:25,594 --> 00:10:27,718 Yeah! That's my DAD! 200 00:10:27,718 --> 00:10:32,218 Well fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while 201 00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:34,634 That was magical, seriously, impressive. 202 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,634 I tip my crown to you imp boy 203 00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:37,884 Respect 204 00:10:37,884 --> 00:10:39,911 [Howls] 205 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,631 [Laughs] 206 00:10:58,631 --> 00:11:03,005 Hey Loon, I don't mean to be a buzz kill here, but your uh, dad... 207 00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:04,255 guy dude... 208 00:11:04,255 --> 00:11:06,797 Is um... He's seeming a bit 209 00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:09,296 Out of control, like... a mess. 210 00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:13,837 Yeah it's worrisome, you wanna maybe check on him or somethin 211 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:18,045 What!? No! No, Blitz is fine. He's always a mess, trust me 212 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:22,170 Look honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time 213 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:26,127 but he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose 214 00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:28,877 So I feel like, you should check up on him at least 215 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:30,627 Just see if something's up 216 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,898 Don't act like you know him like I do 217 00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:34,085 I aint sayin that 218 00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:38,667 I'm just pretty sure he's had like four tongues inside him at once 219 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:42,875 I mean... Good for him, but... 220 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,417 I can taste the flavor of people at my parties- 221 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:49,166 and he's giving off a very... not okay vibe, you know? 222 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,624 Oh yeah, and I'd bet you'd know the "not okay" vibe right? 223 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,560 I mean everyone likes you so much 224 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,873 What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin sour cream? 225 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:00,831 Don't fuck with me! 226 00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:05,789 Sorry, yeah nope, I'll uh... I'll check on him 227 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:12,913 Uuuugh sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there, I just- 228 00:12:12,913 --> 00:12:16,288 hope everything works out. Now let's dance 229 00:12:16,587 --> 00:12:21,204 BLITZ! BLITZ! Where are you shithead! Blitz- 230 00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:25,578 Oh piss on a dick! What the fuck are you doing Blitz! 231 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,828 This guy 232 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:30,661 It looks like you're in the middle of a god damn orgy, STOP! 233 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:35,327 [Slurred] Look I didn't expect you to come in here and see any of this Loonie I'm so sorry- 234 00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:38,202 but it's a party, I'm just havin fun with uh... 235 00:12:39,073 --> 00:12:40,576 the fuck is your name again? 236 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:41,534 Dennis 237 00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:43,909 Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis 238 00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:47,450 Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight 239 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:51,117 I need a Monica or Alejandro in here STAT! 240 00:12:52,224 --> 00:12:53,325 Better... 241 00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:57,782 You don't need anyone else sucking your face freaky weirdo 242 00:12:58,099 --> 00:13:00,282 You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice 243 00:13:00,441 --> 00:13:02,441 Uuuugh, no... 244 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,030 Do you need to throw up? 245 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,738 Mmm..no... 246 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,696 [Laughs] Yeah you do. 247 00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:39,277 I had a really shitty day 248 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:43,193 Oh yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons of who knows what? 249 00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,360 Fuck, Fizz was right 250 00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:48,984 I'm gonna die alone aren't I 251 00:13:48,984 --> 00:13:52,926 Just a wrinkly, old, withered, waste... 252 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,775 Will you be there Loonie? 253 00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:57,150 Be where? 254 00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:01,691 I dunno jus- [Drunken mumbles] ...lonely... Die alone... 255 00:14:02,197 --> 00:14:04,197 I'll be there dad 256 00:14:05,173 --> 00:14:07,565 Now go the fuck to sleep... okay? 257 00:14:07,717 --> 00:14:09,717 [Drunken mumbling] Millie... Moxxie... Stolas... 258 00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:19,189 Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up