1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,383 ♪ Everybody said it was a shame ♪ 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:11,721 ♪ 'Cause her mama Was working on the chain gang ♪ 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,562 ♪ A mean, vicious woman a' 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,478 Jesus. 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,938 It can't be done. 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,069 You sure about that? 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,610 Ah. There's a trick, huh? 8 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:29,287 There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't put money on it unless there's a trick. 9 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,537 I'm telling you, it can't be done. 10 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,414 $0 you give up? 11 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,464 Yeah. All right. 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,885 Let's see it. 13 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,597 ♪ Everybody said it was a shame h' 14 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,639 - Oh, oh- Wait, what? - No way. 15 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,686 Show me that again. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,766 - Sure. You got another 20? - Ahh. 17 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,068 Screw this. 18 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,862 Ah, don't go away mad. 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,906 Oh, hey, guys. You wanna buy a Rolex? 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,031 Whoa, whoa, hold on. How much for that cheap piece of crap? 21 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,987 - Look what the wind blew in. - Hey. 22 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:14,416 Holy crap. Jimmy, my man. I said you would beat the rap. 23 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,710 - Hey, Merna. Set him up. - No thanks. I'm good. 24 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,789 No, go on. He don't mean it. You just got out of jail. Come on. 25 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,170 You're not gonna have a drink? That'll be the day. 26 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:25,093 Settle down. I'm in a rush. My brother's outside in a taxi. 27 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,342 - The meter's running. - What, Chuck's outside? 28 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,516 Tell him to pull that broomstick out of his ass and get in here. 29 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,684 No. We got no time. We're catching a plane. 30 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,431 I came here to say goodbye. 31 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,685 I'm moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico. 32 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,436 Mexico? You skip bail? 33 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,191 New Mexico. You know, like Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner. 34 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,238 Okay, yeah. What are you gonna do there? 35 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,034 I'm gonna work at his law firm, like in the mailroom. To start, anyways. 36 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:53,114 Now you're talking crazy. You just got out of jail. Now you wanna go back? 37 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,495 - Working for him, that's all that is. - Marco. 38 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,962 I was done, you understand? I didn't beat the rap. 39 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:04,258 Chuck flew in and saved my ass. It's time to make some changes. 40 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,632 Hey. Listen to me. You're Slippin' Jimmy. 41 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,383 What do you got to change, huh? 42 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,057 Everything. It's time to grow up. 43 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,182 - Yeah, according to who? Chuck? - The same goes for you, man. 44 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,560 You want to spend the rest of your life on that stool? 45 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,688 I mean, come on, Marco. Look at yourself. 46 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,029 All right, that's him. I gotta hit it. 47 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,403 - Jeez. His master's voice. - Really? 48 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:33,579 Come on. Go outside. Tell Chuckles that you got some business you forgot. 49 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:34,826 - Marco. - Come on. 50 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,032 You gotta have one last blowout. 51 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,833 We'll do the watch thing again. 52 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,129 But maybe we'll pull that tar-money scam you were talking about. 53 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,501 Get some girls. 54 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,753 - I made a promise. - Yeah, you made a promise. 55 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,210 But it was- What do you call it? - under duress. 56 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:52,264 Look, he got you out of jail, okay? But he's your brother. 57 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,559 - I mean, what else is he gonna do? - Marco. Listen to me, all right? 58 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,227 Chuck's not making me do this. 59 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,681 He's giving me an opportunity and I'm grabbing it. 60 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,811 Gee, it's like watching Miles Davis give up the trumpet. 61 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,113 What? What does that even mean? 62 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,236 It's just a waste, is all I'm saying. 63 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,448 Look, I'm gonna fly out there. I'm gonna get settled. 64 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,951 And I'll call you, okay? 65 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,032 All right, Jimmy. 66 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,836 Hey, have a safe flight, all right? 67 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,082 ♪ My baby, when she walks by ♪ 68 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,134 ♪ All the fellows go ooh ♪ 69 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,258 ♪ And I know why I 70 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,590 ♪ It's simply because that girl ♪ 71 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,688 Hey. 72 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,523 Hey. 73 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,734 What's up? 74 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,775 Just waiting to talk to Howard. 75 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,402 Can I ask about what? 76 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:39,117 I'm taking your advice. I'm giving the case to HHM. 77 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,743 Why? 78 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,708 The fact that Chuck doesn't want me here... 79 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,661 ...has something to do with it. 80 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,290 I'm so sorry. 81 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,548 - Why didn't you just tell me? - I just... 82 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,970 I didn't want you hating your own brother. 83 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,606 How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you? 84 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,310 I figured it out on my own. 85 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,566 It's about time, right? 86 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,237 I brought the Sandpiper stuff with me. It's down in my car. 87 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,990 I figure your guys could do the outreach. 88 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,538 If any of those geezers don't wanna sign with you... 89 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,491 ...just give me their names, I'll talk them into it. 90 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:29,292 You know, Jimmy, I never wanted it to go this way. 91 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,629 - If it had been up to me, we would have- - Howard, I get it. 92 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,716 Your brother's very important to the firm. 93 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,140 Sorry I called you a pig fucker. 94 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,142 Well... 95 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,100 We owe you some money, don't we? 96 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,599 The of-counsel fee. 97 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,068 I think we discussed 20,000. 98 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,897 That and whatever the common-fund proceeds of Sandpiper... 99 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,824 ...ultimately adds up to, you'll receive 20 percent of that. 100 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,322 Should be a very nice payday for you when it comes. 101 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,574 YEP- 102 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,865 I've got something for you too. 103 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,701 It's a shopping list for Chuck. 104 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,583 He's doing better, but he still needs deliveries every day. 105 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,961 I think he'd be more comfortable with someone else doing it. 106 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,424 I see. 107 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:19,004 You don't have to do it personally. It just needs to get done. 108 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,341 It's pretty straightforward. The ice is a pain in the ass. 109 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,804 But he needs it. I usually sneak into a motel and fill a garbage bag. 110 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,892 But you can have whoever you hire just buy it. 111 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,310 Most important thing is the newspapers. 112 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,362 The New York Times. The Wall Street Journal. They're a must. 113 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,783 There's a newsstand on Eubank that has both of them at 6 a.m. 114 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,453 Which is good. He's an early riser. The Albuquerque Journal gets delivered. 115 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,826 But somebody still has to bring it in for him. 116 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,750 You've been doing all of this every day? 117 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,787 For over a year? 118 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,216 - You'll take care of this? - Absolutely. 119 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,339 I'll get it done and done right. 120 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,175 I always liked you, Jimmy. 121 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,638 Remember? I used to call you Charlie Hustle. 122 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,065 Yeah, I remember that. 123 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,156 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 124 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,175 That was nice. 125 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,298 You sure you're all right? 126 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:44,006 - It's not a crime to let it out. - There's nothing to let out. 127 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,387 Chuck's a sick man. 128 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,434 That's no excuse. 129 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,604 He's my brother. He thinks I'm a scumbag. 130 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,354 There's nothing I can do to change that. 131 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,810 What else is there to say? 132 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,072 Wow, that's mature. 133 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,566 Dalai Lama's got nothing on me. 134 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:20,418 0-64. As in "Oh, to be 64 again." 135 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,927 0-64. 136 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:28,931 All right. Next up, we got N-32. 137 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:32,013 N as in "Nancy Reagan"... 138 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,643 ...First Lady with a lot of style. 139 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,067 Anybody else seen Hellcats of the Navy? 140 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,862 All right. No winners yet? 141 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:45,568 Okay. Here's B-2. 142 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,494 Just like the B-2 bomber, the Stealth. 143 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,414 Probably one taking off over at Kirtland right now. 144 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:55,335 We would never know because it's stealthy. 145 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,663 Still no winners? 146 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,918 No? 147 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,008 Here we have... 148 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,930 ...B-4. Another B. How about that. As in: 149 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:11,431 "Before too long, we're gonna have another winner." 150 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,059 No? Nobody? Okay. 151 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,100 All right. Ahem. 152 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,106 And here comes- 153 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:27,742 Hey, it's our old friend B. Heh. B-12. 154 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,745 B as in, uh... 155 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,246 B as in... 156 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,037 ..."betrayal." 157 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:44,092 Benedict Arnold betrayed the United States. 158 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,800 Still no winners? 159 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,677 No? 160 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,349 Okay. 161 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,639 Here it is. 162 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,066 Oh, what are the odds? 163 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,520 Four B's in a row. That's... Heh. 164 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,944 B-7. 165 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,910 B as in... 166 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,655 B as in... 167 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,581 ..."brother." 168 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,667 Brother. 169 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,751 B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers. 170 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,301 I'm sure a lot of you have brothers. It's not like mine though. 171 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:31,257 Any winners yet? Take another look, okay? I'll wait. 172 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,844 I'm gonna say if it's another B, we could have a real problem here. 173 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,645 And... 174 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,486 Hey, it is another B. 175 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,069 B-5, as in: 176 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,532 "Boy, this B thing is really starting to tick me off." 177 00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:01,210 B as in "battleship." B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize." 178 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,164 Beautiful place, so I've heard. 179 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:09,629 I would love to go there, but let's face it, that's never gonna happen. 180 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:14,057 None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland. 181 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,350 Sorry- 182 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,515 Scratch that. 183 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,976 Moving on? 184 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,146 I mean, what is it with this place? 185 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,982 It's like living inside an Easy Bake Oven. 186 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,568 I mean, look out that window. 187 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:37,372 It's like a soulless, radioactive Georgia O'Keeffe hellscape out there... 188 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,246 ...crawling with coral snakes and scorpions, and... 189 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,623 You ever see the movie The Hills Have Eyes? 190 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,249 It's a documentary. 191 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,049 God forbid, your car breaks down, you have to walk 10 steps. 192 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,595 You have melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be. 193 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:59,599 So you ask, "Why?" Why, if that's how I feel, why do I live here? Why? 194 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,934 Excuse me. 195 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:06,769 - Are you gonna read that number? -Yeah. I'm gonna read your number. 196 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,195 It's another B. Ha. 197 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:16,195 It's another freaking B. Of course. Why not? Why not? 198 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,411 And the next number... 199 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,667 Quick question. Who here knows what a Chicago Sunroof is? 200 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:35,130 Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay. 201 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,514 True story. Back home, there was this guy named Chet. 202 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,095 Now, Chet was a real asshole. 203 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:47,560 He might have owed me some money. He might have slept with my wife... 204 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,692 ...before she became my ex-wife. The details don't matter. 205 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,651 Suffice it to say, I was wronged. 206 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,202 All right. So one summer evening... 207 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,703 ...I was out having a few drinks, one or two, maybe three. Ha. 208 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:07,003 You get the picture. And who do I see? Chet. 209 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,582 He drove up and he double-parked outside a Dairy Queen... 210 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,464 ...and went in to get some soft serve. Now, Chet drove- 211 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,170 And this will give you an idea... 212 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,881 ...of exactly what kind of a douche bag this guy was. 213 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:23,562 Drove a white pearlescent BMW 7 Series with white leather interior. 214 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:28,979 Heh. So I saw that thing and I had had a few, like I said. 215 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,106 And, uh... 216 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,569 I climbed up top and I may have... 217 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,199 ...defecated, uh... 218 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,705 ...through the sunroof. 219 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,668 Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that. 220 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,256 But that's what a Chicago Sunroof is. Now you know. Heh. 221 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:03,014 It's a real thing. I didn't make it up. 222 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,142 I'm not the first person to do it. There's a name for it. 223 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,102 Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve. 224 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,066 I did not know that his children were in the backseat. 225 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:21,949 There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day... 226 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,748 ...was not legal in an Illinois licensed vehicle. 227 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,952 But somehow, that's on me, I guess. 228 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,789 Who leaves two Cub Scouts... 229 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,467 ...in a double- parked car with the engine running? 230 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,340 Come on. 231 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:44,517 Now, Chet was connected, see? Like Cicero, connected. 232 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,561 So usually I'd be looking at malicious mischief... 233 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,016 ...public intoxication, disorderly conduct, maybe. 234 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,229 But he's got the DA saying indecent exposure. 235 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,564 Calling me a sex offender. What? 236 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:02,994 One little Chicago Sunroof, and suddenly I'm Charles Manson? 237 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,164 And that's where it all went off the rails. 238 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:11,120 I've been paying for it ever since. That's why I'm here. 239 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,499 I don't... 240 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,093 You know what? 241 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,135 Any of this stuff you want, come get it. 242 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,980 Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody. 243 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,266 ♪ When I look out my window ♪ 244 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,477 ♪ There's so many sights to see ♪ 245 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,194 ♪ When I look out my window Yeah ♪ 246 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,150 ♪ There's so many people to be ♪ 247 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,745 ♪ It is strange I 248 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,951 ♪ I think it's strange right now a' 249 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,588 ♪ You got to pick up every stitch ♪ 250 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,138 - What can I get you? - Old Style. 251 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,346 - Make it two. - You got it. 252 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,057 - What happened to Merna? - Merna? 253 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,140 She's doing all right. She's my stepmom. 254 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,567 She don't come in much anymore. 255 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,654 Tell her Slippin' Jimmy says hello. 256 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,232 - Slippin' Jimmy? - She'll know. 257 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,535 I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50. 258 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,349 Marco. 259 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,682 You gorgeous hunk of a man. 260 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,234 How long will you keep me waiting? 261 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,360 Uhn. Wake up, you fat son of a bitch. 262 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,983 Bought you a beer. 263 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,073 Jimmy? 264 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,951 In the flesh. 265 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,956 - Come here. - Hey. 266 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,043 So I'm not dark enough for you, huh? 267 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,088 No, I'm just saying, I don't see any colour. 268 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,758 I mean, 10 years in a desert, you should look like... 269 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,882 ...Anthony Quinn in Lawrence of Arabia. 270 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,964 "Turks, they paid me in golden treasure." 271 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,847 "Yet, I am poor. Because I am a river to my people." 272 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,562 Hey, I'm Irish, okay? 273 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,185 I spend my time staying out of the sun. 274 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,485 Speaking of pale sons of bitches, how's your brother doing? 275 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,403 Chuck's fine. 276 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,944 Still working for him? 277 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442 Sometimes. 278 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,655 What about you? I mean, besides falling asleep on a bar... 279 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,412 ...at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon. 280 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,584 - Lake Michigan Standpipe? What's that? -My brother-in-law owns the company. 281 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,165 Hold it. You got married? 282 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,922 No. No. No. My sister Angie's husband. 283 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,551 - So, what the hell's a standpipe? - You know what a standpipe is. 284 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,803 - I don't think so. - The fire department comes. 285 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,600 Stick one end of the hose on the hydrant... 286 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,177 ...the other on the standpipe. 287 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,763 Water goes out the standpipe, through the sprinklers. 288 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,565 And then douses the flames. It's important stuff. 289 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,020 - So that's what a standpipe is, huh? - Well, it's a dry standpipe. 290 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,982 - There's also the wet standpipe. - What's the difference? 291 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,818 I don't know if I could explain it to a layman. 292 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,451 Ahem. Excuse me. How's your mom? 293 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,671 She passed away about three years ago. 294 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,751 That's too bad. A great lady. 295 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,585 - Yeah. - From Wisconsin, right? 296 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,216 Yeah. 297 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,422 The funeral out there? 298 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,513 No, it was here. 299 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,765 Here? 300 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,607 Yeah, well, we were only in town for a few days, $0... 301 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,692 You're in town, you didn't look me up? 302 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,486 Chuck was in the middle of a big case. 303 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,444 And we couldn't stay around. 80... 304 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,245 Can I get you guys anything else? 305 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,497 - I'm good. Want anything? - Nuh- uh. 306 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,329 Your change here for you. 307 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,128 - Hey. - Thank you. 308 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,766 How's my Cutlass running? 309 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,688 Gets me around. 310 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,357 Well, it's a classic. 311 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,859 A little bodywork, a paint job, really be something. 312 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,785 So, what you gonna do while you're here? 313 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,579 I don't know. See the sights, you know? 314 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,498 Catch a Cubbies game from the bleachers. 315 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,043 Get a hot dog at Henry's. 316 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:50,334 Mm-hm. Yeah. Uh-huh. 317 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,923 All right. 318 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,798 I'm gonna see them tomorrow. 319 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,175 Yeah, both of them. 320 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,265 Okay. 321 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,600 Okay. Bye. 322 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,272 Is he a regular? 323 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,604 No. 324 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,322 You're buying. I'm selling. 325 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,028 All right, then. 326 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,584 All I'm asking is that you take a look. 327 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,384 I'm sorry, buddy. No offence. I'm just- You know, I'm not interested. 328 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,631 Come on, man. 329 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,884 What's it gonna hurt to take a look? It'll take you two seconds. 330 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,807 All right. All right. Show me what you got. 331 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,807 Boom. 332 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,776 Okay. 333 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,313 You see it? 334 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,944 I see a Kennedy half-dollar. 335 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,900 Which way is he facing? 336 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,452 JFK is facing left. 337 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,079 Exactly. 338 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,958 Which way is he supposed to be facing? 339 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,580 Right. He's supposed to be facing right. 340 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:14,213 Okay. So why is this one facing left? 341 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,797 Heh. November 22nd, 1963. 342 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,132 Kennedy is assassinated, right? 343 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,308 The whole nation goes into mourning. 344 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,932 They start naming everything in sight after him. 345 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,888 The mint wants in on the act. 346 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,976 So in '64, they decide to change the Lincoln half-dollar... 347 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,856 ...into the Kennedy half-dollar. 348 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,735 When they design it, they put Kennedy facing right, facing east. 349 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,692 Just the way they had Lincoln. You know why? 350 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,527 East symbolizes the dawn. 351 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,329 That's why pretty much every grave everywhere faces east. 352 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,283 You know, so the spirit of the dead person faces the sun. 353 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,459 So that thing. It's a burial thing. 354 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,038 But there's one technician in the Denver mint, right? 355 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,466 This guy, he believed in the New Frontier... 356 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,883 ...Camelot, the whole deal. 357 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,507 So the assassination, it just destroyed him. 358 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,965 When he sees that coin with Kennedy facing east... 359 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:05,142 ...facing the American past, it pissed him off. 360 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,060 And so he went rogue. 361 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,810 Without telling anybody, he flipped things around... 362 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,894 ...so that Kennedy was facing west towards the New Frontier, the future. 363 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,526 Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these before they figured it out. 364 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,107 They canned the guy. 365 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,068 About 1000 of them made it out into general circulation. 366 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,745 They managed to get most of them back, melt them down. 367 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:30,167 But there's still 200 plus floating around out there. 368 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,417 What's that? I didn't catch that. 369 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,420 I didn't say anything. 370 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,673 You mind, buddy? We're having a private conversation here. 371 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,181 This one's not in perfect condition. 372 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:50,434 But on the open market, I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks. 373 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,767 - Eight-hundred dollars? -Yeah. 374 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:58,195 I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it. 375 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,990 You want me to give you $100 for a half-dollar? 376 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:06,788 I want you to give me $100 for an $800 coin. 377 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,206 Yeah, I don't know, man. 378 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,540 I'm gonna go drain the snake. Think about it. 379 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,387 This guy's playing me, right? 380 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,682 - Definitely. - Slick son of a bitch. 381 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,179 You know, I should... 382 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,146 You know, I know this guy on Wabash. 383 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,273 Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's. 384 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,230 Hey, Joey, can I use your phone? Local call. 385 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,031 Keep it short. 386 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,410 Let's see. 387 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,033 I'm gonna call this guy. 388 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,787 When he tells me this is a scam, know what I'm gonna do? 389 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,243 I'm gonna call the cops. 390 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,829 And get this scumbag thrown in the can. You're my witness, okay? 391 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,208 Facing west. 392 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,590 My hairy ass. 393 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,384 Ahem. Hey. 394 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:10,593 How you doing? Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew. 395 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,394 Yeah. Mm-hm. 396 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,264 Yeah. That's right. 397 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,100 Hey, this is gonna sound like the beginning of a bad joke. 398 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,858 But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy spinning this cock-and-bull story... 399 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,406 ...about this 50- cent piece he's trying to sell me. 400 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:30,739 He says... He says Kennedy's supposed to be facing west or something. 401 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:33,953 Yeah? 402 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,375 Yeah. Ahem. 403 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,628 Mm- hm. 404 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:47,217 At the tone, the time will be 5:11 p.m. 405 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,799 Yeah. That's what he said. Denver. 406 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,760 Jesus, no kidding? 407 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:58,020 Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right. Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one. 408 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,443 Thanks, Joey. 409 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,656 - So, what'd he say? - Yeah, he didn't really know much. 410 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,405 I'll tell you what. I'll give you $50 for it. 411 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,366 Fifty dollars? I'm taking a bath at $100. 412 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,795 All right. Okay. Look. I got like $64 right here. 413 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:23,420 It's an $800 coin, okay? I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64. 414 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,626 If you wait for me, I'll get you 100 bucks. 415 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:26,881 I don't know. 416 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,181 Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here. 417 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,600 Hey, I- Sorry. I need a hundred. 418 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,428 Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you. 419 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,638 Mind your own business, okay? Come on. 420 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,894 Cash money, $80. 421 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,602 Look, if you give me a chance, I'll be back with $100- 422 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,734 - How long will that be? - I don't know. Catch a train. Come back. 423 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,906 This guy was getting ready to call the cops. 424 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,484 - No, I was not. - Why would you? 425 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,194 - This guy is making shit up. - Hey, I got 110 here. 426 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,654 - Sold. - No, no, no. 427 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,705 - This guy's got the cash. - Don't do that. 428 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:59,001 - Take care of that. It's history there. - Hey, you can't do that. 429 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:02,250 - Money talks. You lost. It's over. - No, it's not over. 430 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,456 That's crap. Where do you think you're going? 431 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:05,712 Back off, dude. 432 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,795 I'll back off when you give me the JFK back. 433 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,255 Call the cops. This guy just tried to rip me off. 434 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,557 This guy's a liar. I did not rip anybody off. 435 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:17,853 Yes, you did. You come back in here, your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy. 436 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,727 You hear me? You double-dealing bastard. 437 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,150 I got friends! 438 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,610 You are so beautiful. Mwah! Ha! 439 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,287 Hey, everybody. Next round's on us. 440 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,964 All right. You listening? 441 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,712 Can you keep a secret? 442 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,260 Yeah. Absolutely. 443 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,844 Okay, his name is Idi Abbassi. 444 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,347 He's 27 years old. He's a Nigerian prince. 445 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:01,601 He's worth, conservatively, $400 million. 446 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,399 The dictatorship of Equatorial Uqbar Orbis... 447 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,648 ...is detaining him on trumped-up charges. 448 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,854 Now, the Abbassi family, they're going crazy. 449 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,611 They will reward whoever helps them get their boy back. 450 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,909 The hitch is the banks have frozen their- 451 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,203 - assets. I'm talking Irish Sweeps tickets... 452 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,871 ...a whole trunk full of them. 453 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,245 They're just sitting at O'Hare, impounded in customs. 454 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,452 Now, I know what you're saying, "So what?" 455 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,003 I can leave this as security. 456 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,753 But you got to understand, this violin is my livelihood. 457 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,048 It's a valuable antique. 458 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,626 What do you mean it doesn't belong to you? 459 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,257 I'll pay 900 bucks for this. Cash on the barrel. 460 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,385 I don't know. I hate to part with it. 461 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,058 - Been in my family for years. - You can keep a secret? 462 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,135 - Yeah. Absolutely. - You need a good front. 463 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,722 So you're gonna have the most return on your dollars. 464 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,432 But I know this customs officer. 465 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,813 - Make it an investment. - if the price is right. 466 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,566 I'm all about investments, all about what's coming next. 467 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,740 Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car out of this bad neighbourhood. 468 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,160 Sir, sir, could you help me? Tell me, are these today's numbers? 469 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,579 Now, none of this was strictly legal, right? 470 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,827 And the import taxes would have been a killer. 471 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:04,877 He had to find a way to get money into the country without anyone knowing. 472 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,047 He coated the cash with this black stuff, vectrol paste. 473 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,968 And the only way to get it off is with this special chemical. 474 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,546 - It's not cheap, but the upside? - The upside is huge. 475 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,381 Can you keep a secret? 476 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,216 You know, the guy in Dances With Wolves? 477 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,892 A guy like you, who's got some money. 478 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,565 - Got some money to throw around. - I know, "Who cares?" 479 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,018 No matter which one wins, we're gonna get a piece. 480 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,820 - He's got a gambling problem. - Nobody can come after you. 481 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,818 - You get the profit. - The price is right. 482 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,114 It's a win-win for you. 483 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,945 - It's a lose-lose for everybody else. -You tell the guy you've got a 14. 484 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,746 - He checks, realises... - Why we're getting a consortium. 485 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,245 It's just gonna be a piece of the pie. 486 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,419 But you're gonna own a full mountain range, guaranteed. 487 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,831 - Can you keep- - A secret? 488 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,462 - Because I really- - Really shouldn't- 489 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,884 Be telling you this. 490 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,820 Hey. 491 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,443 Hey. 492 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,443 You are not Kevin Costner. 493 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,991 I was last night. 494 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,865 Jesus. 495 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,868 Asshole. 496 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,004 I mean, seriously? 497 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:35,042 - Oh, Lucianne? Lucianne. - What? 498 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,424 - He's not Kevin Costner. - What? So who's this guy? 499 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,051 Not Kevin Costner's manager. 500 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,474 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay, okay. 501 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,722 Come on. 502 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,395 Get the hell out of this dump. 503 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,565 So are you sure he's not a manager? 504 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,110 Yes, Luci, I am sure. 505 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:57,156 - He said he was gonna give me his card. - Does this look like a manager's place? 506 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,485 Can I interest you ladies in some mimosas? 507 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,411 At least stick around long enough to get dressed. 508 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,536 - Screw you. - if you build it, I will come. 509 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,835 - Luci, come on. - Okay. 510 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,332 Bye. 511 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,585 - Come on. - That door sticks. 512 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,259 - Yeah, okay. I got it. - Okay. 513 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,508 - Go. Go. - Okay. 514 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,230 You have 15 messages. 515 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,990 This is Greta Muller. I wanted to check to see if my will- 516 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:28,697 My name's Gary Albert Arnold. I'd like to discuss making a- 517 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,079 Hi, Mr. McGi/I. I'm calling on behalf of my mother. 518 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,410 She's in assisted living and- 519 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,591 Yes, Mr. McGi/I. This is Manny Hollinger again. 520 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,340 - Hey, Mr. McGi/I. - So, what's it gonna be today, pal? 521 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,931 I'm up for anything and everything. 522 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,723 Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back. 523 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,473 What? 524 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:56,229 It's been great. And I appreciate your hospitality. 525 00:32:56,433 --> 00:33:00,904 But a week's gonna have to do it. I gotta go home. 526 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,028 I already called in sick. 527 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,113 Come on, man. This is home. You hate it out there. 528 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,868 What do you got to go back to? 529 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,750 My clients. 530 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,827 What clients? 531 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:20,462 What are you, like a gigolo or something? Heh. 532 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,218 Uh, Marco. Ahem. 533 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:27,343 I'm a lawyer. 534 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,307 What? 535 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,888 Honest to God. I do elder law, which is like wills and estates. 536 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:37,690 - So you're ripping off old people? - No, I'm not ripping off old people. 537 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,609 I'm not ripping off anybody. 538 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,404 Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer? 539 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:49,157 No wonder you wanna go back. I mean, you got to be king of the desert. 540 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,864 Driving around town in a white Caddy making bank. 541 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,121 I'm not making bank. I'm making a living, more or less. 542 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:56,372 A living? 543 00:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,171 All due respect, you're a lawyer and you're not making bank... 544 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,501 ...you're doing it wrong. - I'm building something. Takes time. 545 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,676 You're gonna build something, build it here. 546 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:10,758 - Lawyers in Chicago make plenty. - I don't know what to tell you, Marco. 547 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,344 - Chuck's in Albuquerque. - Again, all due respect... 548 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,350 ...Chuck's a stuck- up douche bag. 549 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,149 I hate to break it to you, but he doesn't even like you. 550 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,486 He's my brother. 551 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:29,860 Okay. I get it. 552 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,696 Family. You gotta go back. 553 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,281 But... 554 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,457 Remember this? 555 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,590 The Rolex thing. Whatever happened to the guy who used to sell us those? 556 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:52,391 Jin Kang? He got deported. This is the last one. 557 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,346 I say we go for it. 558 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,471 - No. - Come on. Last time, we did what, 600? 559 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,228 The hot streak we're on, I bet we'd break a grand. 560 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,103 - I could lend you some cash. - I don't need the money, Jimmy. 561 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,904 I need this. 562 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,907 Come on. You say you're happy doing wills or whatever. 563 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,780 Good for you, man. Seriously. 564 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:15,080 But I gotta tell you, standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man. 565 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,995 I got nothing, Jimmy. 566 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:20,953 Give me this. 567 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,422 Give me this, man. 568 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,046 - I can't do it. - Come on. Give me this. 569 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,718 - Marco. - Give me this. Come on. 570 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,465 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 571 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,513 - Hey - One last time. Come on. 572 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,182 I'm not being hypnotised. 573 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,805 - Okay. Come on. One more time. - I can't do it. 574 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,763 - Just one more. One more. - Hey, listen to me. 575 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,314 I'm listening. Come on. 576 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,253 Yeah. 577 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,794 - It's gotta come from the gut. - Yeah. 578 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,128 Yeah. 579 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,928 Oh, that's crazy. 580 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,760 Just like a wolf. Go ahead. 581 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,345 No, deeper, deeper. 582 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:06,980 Yeah, and you do that right at the moment of, you know, pure joy. 583 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,151 - Yeah. - And it will escalate it 584 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,573 - ...ten times. There's something- - Hey. 585 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,026 - It's prehistoric. - Hey. Hey. Look. 586 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,998 Fifty, two- hundred, four- hundred. 587 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,503 - Whose is it? - I don't know. 588 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:35,713 There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here. Somebody must have... 589 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,014 Oh. 590 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,059 Oh, damn. 591 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,147 - Is he, uh...? - I don't know. 592 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:30,108 Hey, buddy, you with us? 593 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:36,615 Look, the guy's just had too many. I say we move on. 594 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,699 You wanna split this? 595 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,777 Marco, you okay? 596 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,578 Marco? 597 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,996 - What, do you know this guy? - Hey, call 911. 598 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,544 Call 911. 599 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,715 Hey. 600 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:03,095 I need an ambulance. My friend's having a heart attack. 601 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,473 We're in an alley southeast of LaSalle and Shermer. 602 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:10,103 No, I don't know. He was like this when I found him. 603 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:14,152 Hey, hold. Marco? Marco you with me? You with me? 604 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,901 - I screwed up. - No, you did good, buddy. 605 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,153 Just hold on, all right? They're on their way. 606 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,654 They'll be here in a minute. 607 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,363 - Jimmy, you know what? - Save your breath. You're gonna be fine. 608 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:28,121 This was the greatest week of my life. 609 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,710 Hey. 610 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,877 Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey. 611 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,507 Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man. 612 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,594 Come on. Marco, buddy. 613 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,518 Help! 614 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,400 Anybody- 615 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,529 Marco. 616 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:11,417 - Hey, Jimmy. - Oh, hey, Bud. 617 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,495 Can I bum one? 618 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,841 Is that his? 619 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,926 Yeah. 620 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:31,475 - His mom gave it to me. - I thought it looked familiar. 621 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,807 I figured I'd wear it today. 622 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:37,144 But I don't know. I'm not a big ring guy, so... 623 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:42,198 Still. Could be worth couple of bucks. 624 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,039 Better head back. 625 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,341 See you inside. 626 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:26,326 - Hey. - Is this Ferris Bueller? 627 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,903 - Speaking. - Heh. 628 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:32,116 I don't want to interrupt your big day off. Just checking in. What are you up to? 629 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:36,373 - You know, burning down the place. - I wouldn't expect any less. 630 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:42,129 So whatever it was, did you get it out of your system? 631 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,961 - Yep, all gone. - Good. 632 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,671 I want to run something by you. 633 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:49,849 The Sandpiper case, it's getting too big for HHM. 634 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,268 Howard's decided to partner with another firm. 635 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,311 Davis and Main, you heard of them? 636 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:59,564 - Sure, up in Santa Fe. - Right. Well, they've heard of you too. 637 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,019 And they're interested. 638 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,355 They want to make an offer contingent on an interview. 639 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,032 - They've got a partner-track position. - Wait. What? 640 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,530 Partner track? What are you talking about? 641 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,454 There's an office in Santa Fe with your name on it. 642 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:15,659 Or there could be. And you'd be working on your case. 643 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:21,832 Well, I- I don't even, uh... 644 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,965 - Chuck wouldn't like it. - Chuck has no say in this. 645 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,638 You wouldn't be working for HHM. 646 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,387 And Chuck can't tell Davis and Main who to hire. 647 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:35,892 Why me? Is this like a tax write- off or a charity thing? What's the angle, huh? 648 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:39,645 Jimmy, we've been talking to your clients, the Sandpiper residents. 649 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,102 And they ask about you every chance they get. 650 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,029 I don't know what it is, but you have a way with them. 651 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,823 Hey. Old people love me. 652 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,991 So sounds good? 653 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:59,665 Kim, I can't imagine what you did to make this happen. Thank you. 654 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,213 I didn't do anything much. 655 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,043 And believe it or not, Howard's been pushing this too. 656 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,718 Good old Howard. 657 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,129 Listen, we're gonna be down in Judge Murray's court... 658 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:11,715 ...on Thursday at 11. 659 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,721 The Davis and Main people will be there. 660 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,053 It'd be the perfect chance for you to meet them. 661 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,605 Thursday at 11. All right. I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really. 662 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,353 I'll see you then. 663 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:35,538 AH the originals need to be copied and filed. 664 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:38,366 See, I've written right here on the box, "copy and file." 665 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:42,078 - That's to make it as clear as possible. - Got it, Mr. McGill. Anything else? 666 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,290 Well, on the grocery front, almost everything was right this time. 667 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,250 - Great. - Almost. 668 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:51,929 It's a small thing, but to my taste, the Granny Smith apples are a bit too tart. 669 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:55,054 - Those are the green ones, right? - Right. I prefer the red ones. 670 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,558 But not Red Delicious. Those are generally tasteless. 671 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:03,187 Fujis should be in season. It's not a major issue, but... 672 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,314 Fuji apples. Okay. 673 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:08,567 Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk. So maybe a half gallon of that. 674 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,273 You got it. 675 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:15,370 Well, thank you, Ernesto. I appreciate your attention to detail. 676 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,616 Do you need to write any of this down? 677 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,451 Because it's okay if you do. 678 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,704 You know, just to be sure. 679 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,465 So Fuji apples. 680 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:48,732 - Hey, Ernie. - Hey, how you doing, man? 681 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:52,315 Good. Good. So Howard's got you looking after Chuck, huh? 682 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,697 - Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know? - How's he doing? 683 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,950 Seems okay, like usual. 684 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:02,371 I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're waiting on paperwork at the office. 685 00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:04,953 - You know how it is. - Don't I though? Heh. 686 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,754 See you, Jimmy. 687 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,002 See you around, Ernie. 688 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,169 You done business with him before? 689 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:53,297 Right. 690 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:56,801 Yeah. I'll be there. 691 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,957 Davis and Main and McGill. Heh. 692 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:33,633 Great to meet you. Ahem. Nice to meet you, gentlemen. 693 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,301 It's good to meet you. 694 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,048 Nice. 695 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,281 Well, that was quick. 696 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:08,117 - No charge. - Help me out here. 697 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:14,333 Did I dream it or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? 698 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,168 When I close my eyes, I can still see it. 699 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:20,425 It's burned into my retinas like I was staring into the sun. 700 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,973 No one on God's green Earth knew we had it. 701 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,801 We could have split it 50-50. 702 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:31,107 We could have gone home with $800,000 each, tax free. 703 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,230 Your point being? 704 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:35,903 Why didn't we? What stopped us? 705 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:39,858 I remember you saying something about doing the right thing. 706 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,531 I don't even know what that means. 707 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:45,784 You want to know why I didn't take that money? 708 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,956 Is that what you're asking? 709 00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:49,750 Yeah, that's what I'm asking. 710 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:54,171 Me, personally, I was hired to do a job. I did it. 711 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,170 That's as far as it goes. 712 00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,379 Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. 713 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,054 And you know what? 714 00:48:02,254 --> 00:48:04,803 It's never stopping me again.