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<i>♪ Address unknown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not even a trace of you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, what I'd give ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To see the face of you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was a fool to stay away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From you so long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I should have known
There'd come a day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you'd be gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address unknown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To think that you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From the place of your birth
To the ends of the earth ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've searched only to find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Only to find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address unknown♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address unknown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Honey child
I ain't even got a trace of you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You know one thing? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'd give anything in the world
Just to see the face of you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was a fool to stay away from you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And everything else so long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I should have been diplomatic
And figured that someday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'd be solid gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address unknown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To think that you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From the place of your birth
To the ends of the earth ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've searched only to find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Only to find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address unknown N'</i>

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<i>Yeah, that is some detail.</i>

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<i>That is some Western detail right there.</i>

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<i>Western detail. Attention to detail.</i>

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<i>He's even got spurs on the back
of his boots and they're sharp.</i>

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- Love it.
- They are.

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<i>The clock is gone on this piece,
Christine, $0...</i>

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<i>- Oh, my goodness.
- Well, let's just move on.</i>

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<i>Well, from time to time,
people make mistakes, that's okay.</i>

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<i>This is our first Renoir of the evening.</i>

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<i>This is a heliogravure,
which is an etching.</i>

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<i>It was hand- pulled from a copperplate
in Paris in 1919.</i>

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<i>We know this because
that's what it says on the back...</i>

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<i>...where the certificate of authenticity
is located. Just as lovely as can be.</i>

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<i>Look at the soft, delicate shading,
very feminine.</i>

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<i>This is a limited edition.</i>

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<i>This is what you're looking for
if you are a Renoir fan.</i>

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<i>One hundred,
oh, my goodness. Right at the buzzer.</i>

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<i>Ooh, good.</i>

51
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<i>- the few exceptions
is the African pancake tortoise...</i>

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<i>...which has a flat, flexible shell
that allows it to hide in rock crevasses- </i>

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<i> big swath of light to moderate snow...</i>

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<i>...from the Broken Bow area...</i>

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<i>...down toward Kearney, Hastings,
Grand Island.</i>

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<i>That is all moving in our direction,
so I do think around 7 to 8100...</i>

57
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<i>...the snow will become pretty steady
here across the region...</i>

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<i>...with all this moving on top of us...</i>

59
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<i>...and that's really gonna
knock down visibility.</i>

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<i>And again, snow- covered roads are
gonna be definitely likely this evening...</i>

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<i>...making it even slippier- More slippery.
- than it is out there at this time.</i>

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<i>There's that winter weather advisory
in effect till very early tomorrow morning.</i>

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<i>The bitter cold weather
helped break up the compactions...</i>

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<i>...we created this fall in our fields.</i>

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<i>Don't let false allegations
bully you into an unfair fight.</i>

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<i>Hi, I'm Saul Goodman,
and I will do the fighting for you.</i>

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<i>No charge is too big for me.</i>

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<i>When legal forces have you cornered,
better call Saul.</i>

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<i>I'll get your case dismissed.
I'll give you the defense you deserve.</i>

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<i>Why? Because I'm Saul Goodman,
attorney at law.</i>

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<i>I investigate, advocate, persuade,
and most importantly, win.</i>

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<i>Better call Saul.</i>

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<i>Do you feel doomed?</i>

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<i>Have opponents of freedom
wrongly intimidated you?</i>

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<i>Maybe they told you you're in serious
trouble and there's nothing you can do.</i>

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<i>I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here
to tell you that they're wrong.</i>

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<i>It's never too late for justice.
Better call- </i>

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<i>I think...</i>

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...your brain is just not all there yet.

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If we were all held responsible
for what we did when we were 19...

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I remember what it was like to be a kid.
Think back.

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It's all- Judge, what would you say?

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These boys, 19, I can't- I don't-

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These three young men, just like you.

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Just like...

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<i>Psst.</i>

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Oh, to be 19 again.
You with me, ladies and gentlemen?

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Do you remember 19?

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Let me tell you, the juices are flowing,
the red corpuscles are corpuscling...

90
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...the grass is green and it's soft,
and summer's gonna last forever.

91
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Now do you remember? Yeah, you do.

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Ahem. But if you're being honest,
I mean, really honest...

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...you'll recall that you also had
an underdeveloped 19- year- old brain.

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Me, personally...

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...if I were held accountable...

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...for some of the stupid decisions I made
when I was 19, oh, boy, wow.

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And I bet if we were in church right now,
I'd get a big "amen."

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Which brings us to these three.

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Now, these three knuckleheads-

100
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And I'm sorry, boys,
but that's what you are.

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- They did a dumb thing.
We're not denying that.

102
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However, I would like you to remember
two salient facts.

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Fact one, nobody got hurt. Not a soul.
Very important to keep that in mind.

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Fact two...

105
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Now, the prosecution keeps
bandying this term "criminal trespass."

106
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Mr. Spinauzo, the property owner,
admitted to us...

107
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...that he keeps most portions
of his business...

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...open to the public
both day and night.

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So trespassing? Tsk.

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It's a bit of a reach, don't you think,
Dave? Heh.

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Here's what I know.

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These three young men,
near honour students all...

113
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...were feeling their oats
one Saturday night and they just...

114
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...went a little bananas. Heh.

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I don't know. Call me crazy,
but I don't think they deserve...

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...to have their bright futures ruined
by a momentary, minute...

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...never- to- be- repeated
lapse of judgment.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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...you're bigger than that.

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<i>- Kenny, are you rolling?
- Yeah, wait a minute.</i>

121
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,349
<i>Yeah, baby! Yeah!</i>

122
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<i>Tone it down. Chill out, would you?</i>

123
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<i>Hey, Miss Watson's
fourth period biology class...</i>

124
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,359
<i>...this one's for you.</i>

125
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<i>- Watch and learn, losers.
- Oh, yeah.</i>

126
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<i>- Oh, God.
- Dude, where'd all the blood go?</i>

127
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<i>He's dead.
They suck it all out, dumb- ass.</i>

128
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,996
<i>- Awesome.
- Where do they put it?</i>

129
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<i>Ali right, I'm through
the neck bone now, dude.</i>

130
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<i>- Kenny, get over here.
- I'm getting it.</i>

131
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,290
<i>Get</i> a <i>shot of this-
Fine, fine.</i>

132
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,171
<i>- Let me do it.
- I got it.</i>

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- All right.
Ho- ho- ho.

134
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<i>- All right.
- Oh, my God.</i>

135
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<i>- You're sawing like a pussy. Let me do it.
- Would you get off? Chi" out.</i>

136
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<i>- All right.</i>
<i>- Wait, wait.</i>

137
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<i>Okay. Wait for it. Wait.</i>

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Oh!

139
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,606
<i>- Yeah! Ah!
- Whoo!</i>

140
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,938
<i>- Come on. Yeah, baby! Yeah!
- Oh, my God.</i>

141
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,444
<i>I dare you to stick your Wang
in the throat hole.</i>

142
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,401
<i>I will if you will, loser.</i>

143
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<i>- All right, all right.
- Ha, ha, ha.</i>

144
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What the hell kind of math is that?

145
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Seven hundred per defense.

146
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No, no, no. "Defendant." "Dant."

147
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Three defendants, 2100.

148
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Which, by the way, bargain.
What I did for them...

149
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They going to jail, ain't they?

150
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,927
So since when does that matter?
They had sex with a head.

151
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Look, didn't nobody tell you
to try all three of them together.

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- One trial, $700.
- You're gonna miss me.

153
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You are gonna miss me
because it'll be a cold day in hell...

154
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...before I do any more PD work
for this shitty court. Sayonara, baby.

155
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You have yourself a nice day.

156
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Law offices of James McGill...

157
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...how may I direct your call?

158
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Yes, Mrs. Kettleman,
so good of you to return.

159
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Actually, I don't have Mr. McGill
at the moment, but I know he-

160
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Oh, splendid.

161
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Unfortunately,
our offices are being painted...

162
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...and the fumes are quite horrid.

163
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Could he meet you and your husband
at, say, Loyola's Cafe on Central?

164
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Four o'clock it shall be. Cheers.

165
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Three dollars.

166
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I'm validated. See the stickers?

167
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:25,498
Well, I see five stickers.
You're one shy. That's $3.

168
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They gave me- Look,
I'm validated for the entire day, okay?

169
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Five stickers, six stickers,
I don't know from stickers because...

170
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...I was in that court back there
saving people's lives, so...

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Gee, that's swell.

172
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And thank you for restoring my faith
in the judicial system.

173
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Now, you either pay the $3...

174
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...or you go back inside
and you get an additional sticker.

175
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Son of a bitch.

176
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Fine. You win. Hooray for you.

177
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Backing up. I have to back up.
I need more stickers.

178
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Don't have enough stickers.

179
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Thank you. Thank you. Very nice.

180
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Employee of the month
over here.

181
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Yeah! Hooray! Give him a medal.

182
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Don't do anything, guys.
Just relax, all right?

183
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:27,644
Well, I'm just fuzzy as to why
you think he needs a lawyer.

184
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I mean, Craig, the way you run your office
is beyond reproach.

185
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- Beyond reproach.
- Yeah.

186
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- I'm a stickler, you know-
- He is. He's a stickler with the money.

187
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,734
- He's definitely a stickler.
- Yeah. Yeah.

188
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- He's certainly not guilty of some-
- Certainly not.

189
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He's innocent of any wrongdoing,
that's abundantly clear to me.

190
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And frankly, I don't go looking
for guilty people to represent.

191
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I mean, who needs that aggravation,
right?

192
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- Right.
- Heh, heh.

193
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,625
Look, all I know is
what I read in the paper.

194
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And typically when money goes missing
from the county treasury-

195
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- And the number here is 1.6 million?
- Well, that's an accounting discrepancy.

196
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:10,179
It's a discrepancy, absolutely.
But typically when that happens...

197
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...the police look at the treasurer.

198
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And since that person is, uh-
Heh, heh, heh.

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I just think a little proactivity
may be in order.

200
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I just think I'd look guilty
if I hired a lawyer.

201
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,158
Yeah.

202
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,704
Actually, it's getting arrested
that makes people look guilty...

203
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...even the innocent ones.

204
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And innocent people
get arrested every day.

205
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And they find themselves
in a little room...

206
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...with a detective who acts
like he's their best friend.

207
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"Talk to me," he says.
"Help me clear this thing up."

208
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"You don't need a lawyer,
only guilty people need lawyers."

209
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And, boom,
hey, that's when it all goes south.

210
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That's when you want
someone in your corner.

211
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Someone who will fight tooth
and nail.

212
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Lawyers, we're like health insurance.

213
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You hope you never need it...

214
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...but, man, oh, man, not having it?
No. Heh.

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00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,651
How, ahem, would we proceed
if we decided to, um...?

216
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,829
Well, this is a letter of engagement.

217
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,828
It's very simple, straightforward.
Please, read it closely.

218
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But if you sign it...

219
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,212
...I can get started
on that defence strategy of ours...

220
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...this very afternoon.

221
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Craig...

222
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,357
I think maybe we should sleep on it.

223
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,939
Uh, sure.

224
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,155
- Don't you think, Mr. McGill?
- We should sleep on it.

225
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,953
Oh, please, call me Jimmy.

226
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,702
Absolutely. I mean, there's no rush.

227
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,752
Oh, and you know, Craig,
we gotta pick up the kids.

228
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,374
- At the...
- Oh. Right.

229
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,705
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

230
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,462
Well, we will be in touch.

231
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,296
Thank you for the coffee,
and for the advice.

232
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,756
You're very, very welcome. Oh.

233
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:15,012
Here. Take this.
It's got my phone number on it.

234
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,723
- Yeah. Okay.
- Got it.

235
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:34,247
The number is 9456, 0054...

236
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:40,580
...4896, 0643,
and the expiration is 11, '04.

237
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:45,337
Okay, and the key word here
is "classy," all right? Super classy.

238
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:50,342
Use only flowers that look expensive,
but, you know, aren't.

239
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,674
And the note should say:

240
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,930
"Dear Betsy and Craig...

241
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,514
...best wishes from your stickler
for justice, James McGill."

242
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,396
Okay? And McGill is spelled M-C-

243
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,273
Well, run it again.

244
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,525
Well, no, no, no. It's paid up.
Run it again-

245
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,658
Oh...

246
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,334
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

247
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,047
Oh, my God, Cal.
Cal. Look at me.

248
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,499
Buddy, look at me. Are you okay?
Say something.

249
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,176
What did you do?
What did you do to my brother?

250
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,381
- Why don't you look where you're going?
- He came out of nowhere.

251
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,933
You freaking hit him, man!
You ran him over.

252
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,350
You ran over my brother.

253
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,929
- I got the whole thing on video.
- it was an accident.

254
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,354
It was an accident. He didn't-

255
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,774
He didn't mean to.
Look, let me just- Ah! Ah!

256
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,064
- It's broke. Is it broke?
- it's my leg.

257
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,736
- You broke his leg.
- it's my leg.

258
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,532
Why you driving around and not looking?
Driving around breaking people's legs!

259
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,075
- Okay.
- Somebody call the cops!

260
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,277
- Don't call.Don't call the police.
- P0lice!

261
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,535
- Don't call the police. Don't call.
- Call them myself.

262
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,833
- Don't call the police.
- Don't call the cops?

263
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,455
- No.
- How you gonna fix this?

264
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,038
What are you gonna do
to make things right?

265
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,504
I don't know, fellas.

266
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,099
What can I do to make it right?

267
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,191
I don't know.

268
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,437
Five hundred dollars.

269
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,942
Five hundred bucks? Yeah?

270
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,652
Yeah.

271
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,073
- Ow! What the hell, man?
- Listen, Starlight Express.

272
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:44,331
I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique,
0.0 for choice of victim.

273
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,503
I'm a lawyer. Heh.

274
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,548
Furthermore,
does this steaming pile of crap...

275
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,717
...scream "payday" to you, huh?

276
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,215
The only way that entire car
is worth 500 bucks...

277
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,843
...is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

278
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,768
Now, let's talk about
what you owe me for the windshield.

279
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,646
What- ?

280
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,525
I'll take a cheque.

281
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,070
Chéo co, ladies.

282
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,788
Chéo co, Mrs. Nguyen.
My, don't you look...?

283
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,915
My mail?

284
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,963
You work for people
who have sex with chopped- off head?

285
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,418
- Was it in the paper?
- I heard it from my cousin.

286
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,345
Why? Why you work
for these people?

287
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,515
Ahem. Just lucky, I guess.

288
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,852
Cucumber water for customer only.

289
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:39,025
<i><i>You have zero messages.</i>

290
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,468
Brenda, looking good.

291
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,263
Nice do.
Where's Lord Vader?

292
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,093
- He's not quite ready for you yet.
- South conference room.

293
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,645
- How about you wait out here?
- How about I don't? Heh.

294
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,098
Oh, Sir Francis.

295
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,434
- James.
- Well- groomed, as always.

296
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,020
- Okay.
- All right.

297
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,286
Keith, Karen. Yes.

298
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:58,164
You have meddled with
the primal forces of nature, Mr. Hamlin...

299
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,216
...and I won't have it!

300
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:05,297
<i>- You want me to call security?
- It's okay, Brenda. We got it.</i>

301
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,466
Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.

302
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,051
What can we do for you, Jimmy?

303
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:13,345
I'm sorry, it's this table.

304
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,057
Something just comes over me.

305
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:26,693
You can tell me what this, uh,
26,000 is supposed to be for.

306
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,870
That's money for Chuck.
Isn't that what you wanted?

307
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:35,080
A measly 26 grand? Heh. Jesus,
you're like Peter Minuit with the Indians.

308
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,537
Throw in some beads and shells
while you're at it.

309
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:41,375
It's just a start, there'll be more.
Unless you're gonna just tear them all up.

310
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,381
And why was it made out to me?
Why not Chuck?

311
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,838
Can he make his way to the bank?

312
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,934
I just assumed it was best
to have the money go through you.

313
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,307
We can do it any way you want.

314
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,434
This isn't going away, Howard.

315
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,767
What Chuck did for this firm,
and damn near single-handedly...

316
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,730
...one- third of this place belongs
to him. Yeah.

317
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,692
What have you got, 12 chairs here?
Four of these chairs are Chuck's.

318
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,201
You got five of these
light thingamajigs, uh...

319
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,829
...one and two- thirds
are Chuck's. Yeah.

320
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,501
How many Danishes?
Six Danishes?

321
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,080
- You can have all the Danish you want.
- No, no. They're Chuck's Danishes.

322
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,632
And Chuck isn't greedy,
so he'll just take two...

323
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,882
...plus $17 million. In that ballpark.

324
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,512
I mean, we'll know once we get
the accountants poking around here.

325
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,140
Until then, no more penny ante cheques
designed to make it look...

326
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,598
...like Chuck still works here. He doesn't.
He never will again.

327
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,605
It's time to do right by him,
and cash him out.

328
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,854
So these are Chuck's own wishes
that you're conveying?

329
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,360
- This is what's best for him.
- Hm.

330
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:51,239
So he personally told you that
it's his wish to withdraw from the firm?

331
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,456
See, that would surprise me.

332
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,955
It's been nearly a year
since he set foot in here.

333
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,878
- I'm just doing what's in his best interests.
- So am I.

334
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,583
And I, for one, believe
he's gonna lick this thing.

335
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:09,546
Until then, his office is just <i>as</i> he left it.
His secretary is still on payroll.

336
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,848
If Chuck can call this an extended
sabbatical, then so can we.

337
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,641
He's that important to us.

338
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,891
You know what?
Let's let a jury figure it out.

339
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,648
Yeah. They're gonna love you,
Howard.

340
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,772
You're so down to earth
and relatable.

341
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,359
And you will atone!

342
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,329
It's Ned Beatty from Network.

343
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,790
For chrissakes, guys.

344
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,466
Jimmy.

345
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,721
I almost forgot. This month's filings.

346
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,639
You can save me the postage.

347
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,844
Weren't you listening in there?
Chuck doesn't work here anymore.

348
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,270
Think I'm gonna help you
establish a paper trail?

349
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,144
- Jimmy-
- Stop trying to pawn that shit off on him.

350
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,100
Jimmy.

351
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,358
You know, Jimmy,
sometimes in our line of work...

352
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:13,489
...you can get so caught up
in the idea of winning...

353
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,694
...that you forget to listen
to your heart.

354
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,792
Give Chuck my love, would you?

355
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:28,795
Oh, there you are. Betsy, Craig.

356
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,255
Hi. Oh, Craig,
you need your own purse.

357
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,723
- Did it work out?
- Yeah. Heh, heh, heh.

358
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,766
It was very nice.

359
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,439
- You look lovely today.
- Oh, thank you so much.

360
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,722
- Couldn't you just ?
- You know I can't.

361
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,428
Son of a bitch.

362
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:32,062
- You ground yourself?
- Yes, I grounded myself.

363
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,325
You gotta stop
putting bacon on the list.

364
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:35,333
That cooler's looking like
a trichinosis stew.

365
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,873
Perfect timing.

366
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,632
- Professor Brans Vogelson?
- Mm-hm.

367
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,304
University of Helsinki?

368
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,723
Yeah, you're gonna
have to get that translated.

369
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,597
Into Swedish?
Finnish.

370
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,522
Finish translating into- ?

371
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,976
I'm sure there's someone at UNM
who can do that.

372
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,736
You do know I'm trying
to start a legal practice?

373
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,530
Vogelson's been working on the effects...

374
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,735
...of electromagnetic fields on zebrafish
and- Oh.

375
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,073
<i>Financial Times.</i>

376
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,282
Yeah, I knew you missed it,
so I figured, what the heck?

377
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:15,085
Thank you.
I know it's expensive here.

378
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,589
- That's not-
- I don't expect you to go out-of-pocket.

379
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,337
Go ahead, reimburse yourself.

380
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,424
Thanks.

381
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,175
Hey, Chuck, can you not
read that for a second?

382
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,350
Can we talk?

383
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,811
Are you all right?
You look peaked.

384
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,642
I'm fine. Please, just sit.

385
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,650
You're not in trouble?

386
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,862
Um...

387
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,577
You gotta cash out.

388
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,242
- You gotta.
- Again? Really?

389
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,493
There's no other way.

390
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,917
I know that you don't wanna hear it,
but you've got to.

391
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,336
You know I'm going to beat this.

392
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,335
You know I'm going to get better.

393
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832
Yeah, sure.

394
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,169
Well, then there's nothing more
to talk about.

395
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:11,350
<i>I will</i> beat <i>this.
Ergo,</i> a <i>falsis principiis proficisci.</i>

396
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,972
- Meaning...
- That's not-

397
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,554
- Meaning...
- That's the one about false principles-

398
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,514
You proceed
from false principles.

399
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,475
Your argument is built on quicksand,
therefore it collapses.

400
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,277
Yeah, you're not listening.

401
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:27,449
Fine. Let's take this
to its logical conclusion.

402
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,235
In order to pay out my share...

403
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,162
...suppose my partners are forced
to liquidate the firm.

404
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,990
- Then what?
- That's their problem.

405
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,326
My clients are out in the cold.

406
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,914
My cases are scattered to the winds,
126 people lose their jobs.

407
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,124
What happens to your cronies
in the mailroom?

408
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,630
The assistants, paralegals,
the janitorial staff...

409
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,337
...all of them out on the street.

410
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,344
Your friend Kim, a promising career,
over and done with.

411
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,722
Hamlin owes you everything.
You built that place singlehandedly...

412
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,554
...while he was at Four Hills
working on his bunker shot.

413
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,141
- Let's not exaggerate. I helped.
- You helped.

414
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,646
All the more reason not to tear it down
just for a little bit of cash.

415
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,069
Chuck, I'm going under.
Okay?

416
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,573
For the third time, with these
bull- crap contract counsel-

417
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,620
Bull crap?
Bull crap, pissant, PD cases...

418
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:15,868
...at 700 bucks a shot.

419
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,996
Public defender work is some
of the best experience there is.

420
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,875
I just had a case, Chuck,
with three clients.

421
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,958
Arraignment, voir dire, jury trial,
the whole nine yards.

422
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,715
You know what I took home?
Seven hundred bucks.

423
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,842
I might as well head down
to skid row and sell plasma.

424
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,641
You're representing people
who have nowhere else to turn.

425
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,013
Money is beside the point.

426
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,096
Money is not beside the point.
Money is the point.

427
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,604
I keep telling you, have patience.
There are no shortcuts.

428
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,107
- Do good work and the clients-
- The clients will come. Yeah, I know.

429
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,938
Okay.

430
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:54,324
Hand to God, I wasn't gonna say this,
but you are broke.

431
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:59,784
I can't carry both of us.
I've been trying like hell, but I can't.

432
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:04,588
Heh, heh. You're saying, what,
you think you have to provide for me?

433
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,257
- I never asked you that.
- You didn't have to ask, okay?

434
00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:11,257
I've been doing my damnedest,
but the day of reckoning is here.

435
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,759
Soon, Chuck,
you're gonna be out on the street...

436
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:18,059
...with all the electromagnetism
in the world raining down on you.

437
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,136
Now, please, please, picture that...

438
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,814
...then tell me
that money is beside the point.

439
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,813
- This is what has you all worked up?
- Yeah.

440
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,442
Jimmy, there's nothing to worry about.

441
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,490
- Here.
- What is this?

442
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,693
A stipend.
There's gonna be one every week.

443
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,280
Eight hundred and fifty seven dollars
from Hamlin Hamlin McGill.

444
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,240
I'm gonna pay him back. Every penny.

445
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,167
I didn't wanna take anything,
but Howard was very insistent.

446
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,086
And I'm gonna pay you back too.

447
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,466
- Hamlin was here?
- it's not like I'm a recluse.

448
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,132
- He put his cell phone in the mailbox?
- He understands the situation.

449
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,883
- He grounded himself?
- Of course.

450
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,762
And the two of you agreed that since,
as everybody knows...

451
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,809
...you're going back to work
any day now...

452
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,852
...the firm should help you
make ends meet?

453
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,147
That's correct, minus the sarcasm.

454
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,815
Hamlin's making you a chump!

455
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,143
I'm going to get better!

456
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:12,527
I'm gonna go back to work,
and I'm picking up where I left off!

457
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,422
Sorry-

458
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,049
Sorry, Chuck.

459
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,976
I understand that
you're trying to look out for me...

460
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,482
...but you're missing the bigger picture.

461
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,488
I got it.

462
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,858
Speaking of which...

463
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,325
Howard brought this.

464
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,657
- He's concerned.
- What?

465
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,833
You have to admit,
it could be confusing.

466
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,958
Hamlin Hamlin McGill.
James M. McGill.

467
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:13,008
- That's my name, I was born with it. I-
- Still.

468
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,764
How about "Vanguard Law"?

469
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,137
Or "Gibraltar." Pie-

470
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:27,223
Wait, so I'm not supposed
to use my name on Hamlin's say- so?

471
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,898
What's he gonna do, sue me?

472
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,476
Nobody wants to create
an adversarial situation.

473
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:36,816
I'm sure Howard would gladly pay
the cost of new matchbooks and so on.

474
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,077
It's simply a matter
of professional courtesy.

475
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,583
Chuck, whose side are you on?

476
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,708
There are no sides.

477
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,339
But, Jimmy...

478
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,344
Wouldn't you rather
build your own identity?

479
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,132
Why ride on
someone else's coattails?

480
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,072
You wanna dance, Howard?

481
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,026
Let's dance.

482
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,491
Yeah, backside on it.

483
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,502
Go.

484
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:41,088
You can get closer than that,
you bitch. Come on.

485
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,930
All right, here it comes.

486
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,676
There you go. Better.

487
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,185
- How was that?
- it's all right. Here, take a look.

488
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,814
- So tighter. Everything-
- Tighter? What- ? Tighter what?

489
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,646
I don't know, just stand tighter.
You know what I mean?

490
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,322
I don't know what you mean.

491
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,366
That's a...We can call that
a stylistic choice, I guess.

492
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:06,288
Hey, fellas. We got business.

493
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,160
How did you find us?

494
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:12,244
I know. Eerie, right?

495
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:16,548
Whoa, come on.
Give me 30 seconds.

496
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:20,798
Could be the most profitable
30 seconds of your lives.

497
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,064
Let me tell you about a young guy.

498
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,568
Actually, he's about your age.

499
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,896
He lived a long way from here...

500
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:43,358
...in a town called Cicero, Illinois.

501
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:47,366
And in Cicero, he was the man.

502
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:50,157
I mean,
when he strolled down the street...

503
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,709
...all the corner boys
would give him the high five.

504
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:56,504
All the finest babes
would smile at him...

505
00:40:56,704 --> 00:41:00,174
...and hope that he would smile back.

506
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,970
They called him Slippin' Jimmy...

507
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:08,767
...and everybody wanted
to be his friend.

508
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,345
Slippin' Jimmy.

509
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,309
What the hell kind of name is that?

510
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,356
Well, I'll tell you now.
Winters in Cicero are murder.

511
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,280
You guys, growing up out here
in the Golden West, you don't know.

512
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,986
Okay? I'm talking cold that'll freeze
the snot right in your nose.

513
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,911
I'm talking wind
that'll cut through your jacket.- .

514
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,080
...and carve you up like a Ginsu knife.

515
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,409
In fact, most folks in Cicero
were scared of winter.

516
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,711
But not Jimmy.

517
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,213
Jimmy would wait around all summer...

518
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,542
...and when September
finally rolled around...

519
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,379
...and he'd feel that first cold wind
come sweeping off Lake Michigan...

520
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,180
...he knew it was coming.

521
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,100
Was it Christmas? Was it Kwanzaa?

522
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,180
Better. It was slip- and- fall season.

523
00:41:56,097 --> 00:42:00,443
As soon as it was cold enough,
he'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice.

524
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,271
State Street was good,
Michigan Avenue was better.

525
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,528
He'd pick his spot,
wait for it to get busy...

526
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,577
...then he'd walk out on the ice
and boom!

527
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,074
He would biff it so hard...

528
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,032
...people would come running
from five blocks away.

529
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,662
Yeah, but did he collect?

530
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,746
"Did he collect?"
Slippin' Jimmy had it dialled in.

531
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,332
One good fall, he'd clear 6, 8 grand.

532
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,840
That'd keep him in Old Milwaukee
and Maui Waui right through Labor Day.

533
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,718
- Eight grand?
- Eight grand.

534
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,674
Now, see, I look at you guys,
I see potential.

535
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,978
The skateboard's a nice wrinkle,
that makes it a year- round gig.

536
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,307
Clearly, you know how
to take a header. Right?

537
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,016
But I gotta ask you...

538
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,854
...your best day ever,
how much did you clear?

539
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,321
- Six hundred and thirty.
- Six hundred and thirty.

540
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:53,288
Six hundred and thirty bucks?
Was that for one fall?

541
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,662
- Two.
- Two falls in one day? Heh.

542
00:42:56,866 --> 00:43:00,496
- Even at your age, that's gotta hurt.
- True that.

543
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,923
All right.
Well, I got a job for you.

544
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,591
How's 2 grand sound?

545
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,170
Two grand for one hit?

546
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,095
One hit.

547
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:13,140
Plus you get to learn
from the best.

548
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,264
- Nice boat.
- Yeah.

549
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,018
Discreet,
like a stripper pole in a mosque.

550
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,726
Forget the boat. Look at the car.
You know what that is?

551
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,062
- I don't know, a station wagon?
- it's a Mercury.

552
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,943
A 1988 Mercury Sable wagon.

553
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,525
Remember it. Burn it into your brains,
you got it?

554
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,077
It's a Mercury Sable wagon, sure.

555
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,780
Close your eyes.
What colour is it?

556
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,035
- Brown.
- Brown.

557
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,958
No, it's medium sandalwood.

558
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,002
Keep your eyes closed.
How does the license plate start?

559
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,250
<i>Four.</i>

560
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,673
Give those gentlemen a gold star.

561
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,796
Betsy Kettleman's her name.

562
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,301
Every weekday, between 2:25 and 2:50,
she comes through here...

563
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,179
...on her way to pick up her kids
at Kit Carson Elementary.

564
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,727
You need a place where
she's gonna slow down, right?

565
00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:00,555
- Yeah.
- All right. Well, there you go.

566
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,811
She slows down, she hangs a right...

567
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,440
...you come shooting out of there
and do what you did to me.

568
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,864
You go ass over teakettle,
you make it a blue- ribbon special.

569
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,534
When she gets out of the car,
you're suffering Saint Sebastian, right?

570
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,455
You're the hammer. You get in her face,
you scare the bejeezus out of her.

571
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,578
Give me your phone.

572
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:24,337
- It's kind of busy here, don't you think?
- Yeah. Witnesses are good.

573
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,084
Witnesses are pressure, all right?

574
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,883
Now, once you've got her
good and rattled...

575
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:32,383
...then you call for an ambulance,
but really you're calling for me.

576
00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:35,340
I'm number one on your speed dial,
next to your weed dealer.

577
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:39,473
You call me, I hotfoot it over here.
I just "happened" to be driving by.

578
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,772
I stop to see what the trouble is,
and this is the important part...

579
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,317
.- .you don't know me-
We've never met. You got it'?

580
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,643
- Sure.
- Okay.

581
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,901
Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight.
We go mano a mano.

582
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,858
You light into me, okay?
Get nasty.

583
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,114
No touching, leave the hair alone...

584
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,947
...but otherwise,
you know, open season.

585
00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,157
Yell, stomp, call me a douche bag.

586
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,209
I'm gonna play it cool, give you back
some of the razzmatazz...

587
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:08,881
...and once she's seen the fireworks,
you fold like a lawn chair. Happy ending.

588
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,839
- When do we get our money?
- After.

589
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,388
- "After."
- After.

590
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:19,092
You get paid when I get paid.
I'm the rising tide that raises all dinghies.

591
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,893
Now, pop quiz. What's the car?

592
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,437
- Mercury Sable wagon.
- Baby- poop brown.

593
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,481
- Okay, do you know me?
- No.

594
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,651
Damn straight. Go with God.

595
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,658
Well, I'm just glad
I happened to be passing by.

596
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,832
Happy to be of help, Betsy.
May I call you Betsy? Ahem.

597
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:45,251
Please, call me James.

598
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,499
Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry.

599
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,206
He just got his bell rung a little.
I'll handle that.

600
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,961
Oh, no.

601
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:57,718
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't think
of taking your money for this, <i>so...</i>

602
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,515
The embezzlement case?

603
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:04,095
Yes, I'd be happy to talk it over.
Heh, heh, heh.

604
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,397
Oh, shit.

605
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,867
Two- minute warning.
Two- minute warning.

606
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,740
Got it.

607
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,808
Oh, my God.

608
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,431
What happened?

609
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,021
Call 911.

610
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,269
Oh, my God. Cal. Cal.

611
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,852
Look at me. Are you okay?
Buddy, say something.

612
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,983
Cal, look at me.
Come on already.

613
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,066
What is she doing in there?
She making a sandwich?

614
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,525
Where's her sense of responsibility?

615
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,529
- What?
- What?

616
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,364
Hey. What the- ?

617
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:52,124
Funny to run into you, Betsy.
I was just strolling the neighbourhood.

618
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:55,673
You were in an accident? Oh, that's...

619
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,804
Come on.

620
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,189
- Yeah.
- She took off on us.

621
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,112
- She what?
<i>- It was textbook, man.</i>

622
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,360
<i>We were diamonds.
But then she just took off.</i>

623
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,316
Okay, wait. She hit and run?

624
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,903
<i>That's what I'm saying.
She bailed and wailed.</i>

625
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,489
Okay, just stay where you are.
I'll come get you.

626
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,915
No, no, no. Screw that, man.
We're following her.

627
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,118
<i>You're- How are- ?
You're following her how?</i>

628
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,873
We got our ways, yo.

629
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,955
<i>Okay, okay, okay.
New plan. New plan.</i>

630
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,838
You do know me. I'm your lawyer.
You got that? I'll meet you at the school.

631
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,589
<i>No, she's way past the school.</i>

632
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:45,298
She hooked a left on Juan Tabo,
now she's coming into Holiday Park.

633
00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,975
Okay, stay with her.
When she gets where she's going...

634
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,052
...wherever that is, don't do anything.

635
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,513
- Wait for me.
- Wait for what?

636
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,314
You haven't been right even once.
Slippin' Jimmy my ass.

637
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:58,895
You fell into the honeypot, kid.
You get it? Hit- and- run is a felony.

638
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:02,607
- So, <i>what?</i>
- "So, what?" So more money.

639
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,658
He says we fell in the honeypot.

640
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,578
- He says more money.
- So, what do we need him for?

641
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:14,957
Cal, Lars, whoever-

642
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,333
Oh, damn it.

643
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,381
Come on, come on.

644
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,967
- Do it, do it.
- Son of a bitch.

645
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,223
Come on. Come on.

646
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,629
- Hey, your leg.
- Oh, I'm gonna do this one.

647
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,962
'Okay- Hey! Hey! Yo, hold up.
- Ah! Ah! Ah!

648
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,138
Hey, yeah, you.
What is the matter with you?

649
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,637
You hit and run.
You ran him over.

650
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,843
- You felonied my brother.

651
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,680
- Habla English.
- We call...We call La <i>policia.</i>

652
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:19,563
- La <i>policia</i> gonna be pissed.
- I see you hit him.

653
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,895
You see that windshield?
You did that.

654
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,274
- I did that.
- You did that.

655
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,322
- You did that to me.
- Now you pay.

656
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,151
Make with the dinero.

657
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,869
<i>Si, righteous dinero.</i>

658
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,710
- Okay.
- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

659
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,037
Okay. Unh. Unh.

660
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,589
Let's go.

661
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,917
- Is that money?
- Yeah.

662
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,674
Watch the step. Watch the step.

663
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,431
- Watch it. Watch the step.
- Unh. Unh. Unh.

664
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,981
Where are you?

665
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,979
Holiday Park.

666
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:08,487
Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy,
what are you doing here?

667
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,035
Hit-and-run? That's very serious.

668
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,660
I can mediate.
I represent their parents, so...

669
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,249
Come on, come on.

670
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,617
Open up, officer of the court!

671
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,453
Open up in the name of the law!

672
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,540
Good afternoon, this...