1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:05,154 Dude, I'm not gonna read this bullshit. Just get me a Coors. 2 00:00:05,223 --> 00:00:08,624 "What do I think my greatest strength as a server Is? ' What the hell is this, Frank? 3 00:00:08,693 --> 00:00:10,627 Employee evaluation. 4 00:00:10,695 --> 00:00:14,426 This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one. 5 00:00:14,499 --> 00:00:17,832 I do not want to start acting like a business because that sounds boring as shit. 6 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:21,838 Yeah, that sounds terrible. Plus this thing's 10 pages long. I'm not gonna fill it out. 7 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:23,965 Well, that's gonna affect your rank. What rank? 8 00:00:24,042 --> 00:00:28,001 I put us all on a ranking system so you kids would care about your jobs. 9 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:30,411 Are we ranked now? Yes, we are. 10 00:00:30,481 --> 00:00:31,812 What's my rank? Second, after me. 11 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:33,908 Wait! What's my rank? You're third. 12 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:35,976 What? Why am I third? 13 00:00:36,054 --> 00:00:39,455 Too volatile. Bullshit! That is bullshit! 14 00:00:39,524 --> 00:00:41,958 Okay, okay. What am I? You're fifth. 15 00:00:42,026 --> 00:00:46,258 Fifth? That's last. Why in the hell would I be last? Too much lip and very sassy. 16 00:00:46,331 --> 00:00:48,265 Sassy? That doesn't make sense. 17 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,801 Like right now. You just don't know when to shut up. Hello! 18 00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:52,768 You are late. 19 00:00:52,837 --> 00:00:55,067 I just signed the bar up to host a dance competition... 20 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:59,872 that's gonna be hosted live by the Q Crew on 102 Radio! 21 00:00:59,944 --> 00:01:02,139 Whoa! The Q Crew! Good work! 22 00:01:02,213 --> 00:01:05,979 Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be a good idea, except it's not a dance contest. 23 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:08,644 It's a dance marathon. What's the point? 24 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,850 It's an endurance competition. We're gonna be enduring free promotion on the radio. 25 00:01:12,924 --> 00:01:14,858 Yeah. "Location: Paddy's Bar. 26 00:01:14,926 --> 00:01:17,793 "Time: Saturday. Date: With Charlie Kelly. 27 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:20,228 Prize: Paddy's Pub"? 28 00:01:20,298 --> 00:01:22,232 You put the bar up as a prize? 29 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:25,633 No, no. I put the bar under the "Pride" section... things that you're proud of. 30 00:01:25,703 --> 00:01:27,967 It's a "Z," Charlie! Prize! 31 00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:30,735 Didn't you read that goddamn thing? I gave it a onceover! 32 00:01:30,808 --> 00:01:34,039 Your illiteracy has screwed us again, Charlie! Your illiteracy is screwing us! 33 00:01:34,112 --> 00:01:37,047 That doesn't make any sense! I have an important question. 34 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:39,515 Does this make Charlie number five and I'm number four? 35 00:01:39,584 --> 00:01:42,018 Because in light of this new information... Dee! Shut up! 36 00:01:42,086 --> 00:01:45,522 Stop with the sass! This is what Frank is talking about! You never know when to shut up. 37 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:49,822 Maybe this thing isn't legal. No, it's legal. There was a lawyer there. 38 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:53,694 What are we gonna do now? We're gonna dance our asses off! 39 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:33,633 Hey, everybody. 40 00:02:33,704 --> 00:02:37,640 DJ Squirrely D and Fat Michael here from Q102. The Q Crew. 41 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:41,542 Coming to you from Paddy's Pub! Kicking off our old-time dance marathon. 42 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:44,706 Where the owners have put up their bar as the first prize. 43 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:48,274 Hey, how about a quick recap of the rules for our listeners who just tuned in. Fat Michael! 44 00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:51,651 All dancers must remain on their feet and dancing at all times. 45 00:02:51,722 --> 00:02:54,247 If you drop to the floor, you are out. 46 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:56,259 People, this could take hours. It could take days. 47 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:59,888 It could take weeks. So stay tuned, 'cause someone's gonna win a bar! 48 00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:02,228 But only right here on Q102. The Q Crew! 49 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,825 Good job, Charlie. Good work. 50 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:09,339 Take it easy and enjoy yourself, 'cause I'm gonna win this thing with this right here! 51 00:03:09,407 --> 00:03:13,138 What the hell is that? Eighth grade dance competition. I won to this song. 52 00:03:13,211 --> 00:03:15,179 It's an endurance competition, Charlie. 53 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:17,680 We're not gonna win the bar back with some dance you did in 1989. 54 00:03:17,748 --> 00:03:20,410 They don't care if you can dance well. It's a marathon. 55 00:03:20,485 --> 00:03:22,578 Whoo! What's up, assholes? Ooh! 56 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:25,417 What the hell you doing here? I'm here to win your bar. 57 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:28,687 Ooh! Awesome. This whole thing was a mistake. So maybe you can help us win the bar back. 58 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:31,159 Why would I ever help you do anything? 59 00:03:31,229 --> 00:03:33,129 All you've ever done... Stop. 60 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:36,132 All you've ever done is screw me over. Now I'm here to win back your bar. 61 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,134 We're good though, right? Go to hell. 62 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:41,797 Hey, do you want to partner up in this dance competition? Stop touching me, Charlie. 63 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:45,309 Hello, jerks. Oh! Surprised to see me back? 64 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:48,311 Rickety Cricket. I suppose you're here to win the bar because we ruined your life. 65 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:52,145 Good guess. And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs. 66 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:56,152 The latest leg brace technology courtesy of the great state of Pennsylvania. 67 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:59,348 Hey. Maybe we should partner up, ruin their lives together. 68 00:03:59,423 --> 00:04:01,288 Maybe we should. 69 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:03,293 Jealous? No. 70 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:05,158 Let's go, Cricket. It's Matthew. 71 00:04:05,229 --> 00:04:08,255 Holy shit. What's going on with Rickety Cricket's new legs? 72 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,357 They look so sturdy. He's, like, half machine. 73 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:13,562 He's got, like, a liquid hydraulic cooling system going on with that thing. 74 00:04:13,638 --> 00:04:16,038 That's cheating, dude. He's gonna win with those things, man. 75 00:04:16,107 --> 00:04:19,133 It's like an exoskeleton. It's exactly like an exoskeleton! 76 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:21,178 We'll have to resort to foul play. 77 00:04:21,245 --> 00:04:24,180 Look, there's no point in taking any chances. Let's get dirty. 78 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:27,843 Maybe he'll sweat so much he'll rust those bionic legs. We should kick him in the dick! 79 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:31,252 What is that awful noise? 80 00:04:31,322 --> 00:04:33,256 We got our first dance-off challenge! 81 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:36,157 I need Mac to collect his dignity and step to the center of this dance floor. 82 00:04:36,227 --> 00:04:38,161 What? 83 00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:41,221 We've only been dancing for two minutes. Who's challenged me? 84 00:04:51,742 --> 00:04:54,905 Oh, shit. 85 00:04:54,979 --> 00:04:58,039 Our two dancers have one song to strut... 86 00:04:58,115 --> 00:04:59,548 Their stuff! 87 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:02,916 The loser will have to wear this 25pound keg around his neck... 88 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,921 for the rest of the competition. 89 00:05:04,989 --> 00:05:07,253 Talk about a ball and chain. I'm going through a messy divorce. 90 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:09,259 He's not gonna go down easy. No way. 91 00:05:09,327 --> 00:05:13,229 He's fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space age technology. 92 00:05:13,297 --> 00:05:15,891 And go! 93 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:19,027 My legs! 94 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:22,231 The technology failed me! He's fallen and he can't get up! 95 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:25,139 I am stealing that line! It's already yours! 96 00:05:25,209 --> 00:05:28,076 All right, folks. That's our first casualty of the night. 97 00:05:28,145 --> 00:05:30,113 But stay tuned. There's plenty more where that came from. 98 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:32,775 Why don't we mix things up a little bit... By slowing things down. 99 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:35,614 Everybody couple up and hit the dance floor. 100 00:05:35,686 --> 00:05:37,881 Don't be afraid to get "sextra" close. 101 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:41,118 Osmond close on Q 102. The Q Crew. 102 00:05:43,194 --> 00:05:46,129 I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude. 103 00:05:46,197 --> 00:05:48,722 Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant. 104 00:05:48,799 --> 00:05:51,563 You gonna give me shit all day? I have never seen you wear deodorant, Charlie. 105 00:05:51,636 --> 00:05:54,799 You've never seen me wash my testicles, but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday. 106 00:05:54,872 --> 00:05:57,306 And I swear to God you've got lice, man. 107 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,775 I see little bugs crawling all over your body. 108 00:05:59,844 --> 00:06:03,143 That's glitter. I tried to make myself look a little fancy for this dance competition. 109 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:06,149 Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants. Excuse me. I'm just trying to have a good competition here. 110 00:06:06,217 --> 00:06:08,242 I gotta get outta here. When is the partner switch? 111 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:12,380 Ooh, this could be a great idea to shake things up a little bit with the other contestants. 112 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,924 You know, use the partner switch to get inside people's heads. 113 00:06:14,992 --> 00:06:18,428 Why is the person that's ranked last trying to hatch a plan? Yeah, I wonder that too. 114 00:06:18,496 --> 00:06:20,430 I just came up with an idea though. 115 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:24,366 This could be a good opportunity to shake things up with the other contestants. 116 00:06:24,435 --> 00:06:27,927 We could use this partner switch to get into people's heads. 117 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:29,939 Now you're talking! Are you being serious? 118 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:34,205 Shut up. We're hatching a plan. But we're gonna need a man on the outside. Frank, that's you. 119 00:06:34,278 --> 00:06:36,439 Why? Because I'm old? That's bullshit! 120 00:06:36,514 --> 00:06:38,379 No, dude. Because you're the best at scheming. 121 00:06:38,449 --> 00:06:41,179 We need you on the outside running things. Take a knee. 122 00:06:41,252 --> 00:06:43,812 Kneel down. Take a knee for the team, buddy. 123 00:06:43,888 --> 00:06:46,618 Yeah, there you go! Yeah! 124 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:48,716 Ooh! Another one bites the dust. Q Crew! 125 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:50,954 We did just screw him over to kick him out of the contest, right? 126 00:06:51,028 --> 00:06:53,223 Absolutely, yeah. What? 127 00:06:53,297 --> 00:06:57,199 And by the way, Frank, when we get the bar back, you're ranked last! 128 00:06:57,268 --> 00:07:00,499 You can't rank me last. I created the ranking system. 129 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:02,903 Then you shouldn't have dropped out, you old bitch. 130 00:07:02,973 --> 00:07:05,203 You lousy bastards. 131 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:08,040 So who's next? Who's looking good out there? 132 00:07:08,112 --> 00:07:11,081 That young couple over there looks pretty limber. We should take them out. 133 00:07:11,148 --> 00:07:14,515 Okay, I'll take the girl. I'm gonna dance with the waitress for a little while. 134 00:07:14,585 --> 00:07:18,578 That's not gonna work. Mac, take the waitress. You can tire her out with your spastic movement. 135 00:07:18,656 --> 00:07:21,591 I'll tire her out with my awesome movements. Yeah, whatever it is. 136 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:26,152 You should get into it more, Dee. 137 00:07:31,335 --> 00:07:34,771 Oh, this is great, Dee. I mean, this is so restful. 138 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:37,774 I'm really building up my reserves for later, you know? Mmm, yeah. 139 00:07:37,842 --> 00:07:40,902 I'm just really glad I can be of help, Charlie. Thank you. 140 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,773 Mac and the waitress are getting pretty close. 141 00:07:44,849 --> 00:07:46,783 What's the matter? Can't keep up? 142 00:07:46,851 --> 00:07:50,514 No, I can't understand why you're dancing like that. I feel like you're gonna hit me. 143 00:07:50,588 --> 00:07:52,283 Just... Please don't hit me. 144 00:07:52,356 --> 00:07:55,792 Good, good. Don't be afraid to get in real close, okay? Okay. 145 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:59,694 How long have you been a dance instructor? Oh, a long time. Years. 146 00:07:59,764 --> 00:08:01,629 My fiancé and I, we're not really dancers. 147 00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:04,634 We just joined this competition because we both got laid off recently... 148 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:07,637 Right, right, okay. I'm gonna dip you down now, okay? 149 00:08:07,705 --> 00:08:10,640 Just stick your knee into my groin, just like that. 150 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:13,700 Grind your hips and pulse your thighs. Ready? Go. 151 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:16,703 What the hell are you doing? 152 00:08:16,781 --> 00:08:20,808 Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again? 153 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:23,319 The Rococo Bang. Oh, that's funny. 154 00:08:23,387 --> 00:08:25,582 Isn't it? Kinda looks like he's feeling you up. 155 00:08:25,656 --> 00:08:28,090 I don't want to get in the middle of anything here, okay? 156 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:31,094 I'm just trying to teach your fiancée a new dance. 157 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:33,096 You don't want to deprive her of that, do you? 158 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:36,497 I think a little dance instruction might help us last longer in the competition. 159 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,832 All right. Just make it quick. I'll make it quick. 160 00:08:39,904 --> 00:08:44,170 All right now, Gloria, for this next part you're gonna want to grip my buttocks. 161 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:47,176 Okay. Like that? Right. Now we're gonna go down nice and low. 162 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:51,146 Now grind and shift and around and push and feel and grip and grip. 163 00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:53,513 I see. Yeah. Good. 164 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:57,687 I'm over it anyway. Are you? 165 00:08:57,755 --> 00:09:01,691 So let's not worry about it. Let's just talk about other things for a little bit. 166 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:03,920 I'm glad you're over it, because he's definitely gonna bang her. 167 00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:06,485 He's gonna bang her? You're not over it! 168 00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:08,998 I gotta stop that. I can't let that go on. 169 00:09:09,066 --> 00:09:12,331 You know what I think you gotta do? You gotta get Mac out of this competition. 170 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:15,133 Yes! Yes! I gotta get him out. You gotta get rid of him. 171 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:18,664 All right, how would I do that? I got an idea. 172 00:09:18,742 --> 00:09:21,302 They burned you, too, didn’t they? 173 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:25,114 I know how it feels. 174 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:27,878 The pain, the hurt. 175 00:09:27,952 --> 00:09:33,219 How about you and me, we join forces, and we make things right? 176 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:37,056 Get lost, street rat! I'm not a street... I was a man of the cl... 177 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:40,961 Look, I want these guys, Frank. I want 'em! 178 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:44,489 And I will stalk the streets and live in the shadows of the night... 179 00:09:44,568 --> 00:09:47,503 until the streets of Philadelphia run red with their blood! 180 00:09:47,571 --> 00:09:50,369 You got a lot of anger in you, kid. You're damn right! 181 00:09:50,441 --> 00:09:52,204 Are you in or out? 182 00:09:52,276 --> 00:09:55,302 I'm in. Yeah! 183 00:09:56,981 --> 00:10:00,508 Whoo! Here he is. Hey, bro. What a competition, huh? 184 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:02,518 Saw you dancing with the waitress. 185 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:06,022 But I'm not jealous. I'm very impressed with your dance moves. 186 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:07,921 Thank you, Charlie. 187 00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:10,426 Much better dancing than people give you credit for. I've always thought that. 188 00:10:10,494 --> 00:10:12,928 That whole elbow thing... You like the elbow thing? 189 00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:15,022 It's a very specifically choreographed... 190 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:17,090 I'll show it to you one day. I don't want to learn it. 191 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,998 You probably couldn't pull it off anyway. 192 00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:21,094 Hey, man. How do you feel about Dennis? 193 00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:24,538 Dennis? Dennis has been driving me crazy. 194 00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:28,271 I feel like he's a little jealous. And nervous. 195 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:31,610 Nervous that you're gonna be ranked number one when this whole thing goes down. 196 00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:33,946 You think so? 197 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,952 Absolutely! 198 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,501 First of all, you deserve to be ranked number one at the bar. 199 00:10:39,635 --> 00:10:42,263 I think I do, dude. I think I deserve to be number one. 200 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:46,364 I've been working so hard for so many years. The cream always rises to the top. 201 00:10:46,441 --> 00:10:49,535 And you're, like, made of cream, and your cream is all over his face, man. 202 00:10:49,611 --> 00:10:52,045 That pisses him off. He hates that shit, dude. 203 00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:55,606 I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off. 204 00:10:55,684 --> 00:10:57,515 I think we need to take Dennis out. 205 00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,554 You think? Yes! 206 00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:03,113 And there's only one way to do it. What's that? 207 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,058 You don't want to do this, bro. Oh, I think I do, buddy. 208 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:14,068 'Cause I got the moves that are gonna make me number one. 209 00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:17,572 Why don't you just go with the best dancer? 210 00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:20,870 Hit it. 211 00:11:34,122 --> 00:11:38,616 If I were you I'd take precaution 212 00:11:38,694 --> 00:11:41,925 Before I step to meet my girl 213 00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:43,931 Oh, goddamn it! 214 00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:47,935 Well, glad that's settled. I think I'm gonna go get in that chick's pants now. 215 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:50,164 I thought they were engaged, dude. 216 00:11:50,238 --> 00:11:53,173 "Engaged. " That's just a word. It doesn't mean anything. 217 00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:55,175 It means they're getting married. 218 00:11:55,243 --> 00:11:57,177 Married, engaged. They're just words, you know? 219 00:11:57,245 --> 00:12:00,180 My parents were married and engaged once. You saw how that worked out. 220 00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:03,945 I'm gonna go bang that chick. Enjoy wearing that keg for the rest of the competition. 221 00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:05,953 Yeah. Yeah, that's good. 222 00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:07,955 Looking a little stiff there, partner. 223 00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:10,423 Want me to give you a couple pointers? That's okay. 224 00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:13,484 Come on, man. Let me show you some moves. He's just trying to help. 225 00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:16,087 All right, fine. Yeah? All right, here we go. 226 00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:18,098 I'm gonna pretend like you're Gloria, okay? 227 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:22,193 Now, you're not nearly as beautiful as she is, but I can use my imagination. 228 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:26,036 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna teach you how to dip her. That's really important. 229 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:29,339 I'm gonna put my arm around your waist just like that. Don't stop. Keep moving. 230 00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:31,811 We don't want you out of the competition, right? No! 231 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,179 Then I'm gonna bend my knees and dip you down real low. 232 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,775 My goodness! What happened? You lost your grip? 233 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:40,344 You dropped me on purpose, asshole! Calm down, Robert. 234 00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:43,152 It's perfectly natural to blame the teacher at first. We're all feeling a little tired. 235 00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:46,661 You son of a bitch! Robert, stop. Come on. It was an accident. 236 00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:49,162 Oh, come on! Let's get out of here! 237 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:52,894 Wait a second. Gloria, you've come this far. You don't want to stop now. 238 00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:56,734 Wow. Butt out, man. This is none of your business. Now come on, honey! 239 00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:59,296 We came here to win. We need this! 240 00:13:00,942 --> 00:13:03,570 Wow. He's a violent guy. 241 00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:07,672 I know. I hate it when he gets like that. Gotta be careful with that one. 242 00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:09,683 Goddamn it. 243 00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,685 I feel your pain, Mac. 244 00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:14,745 We all do. What the hell's going on out here? 245 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:16,757 We're making brownies. The drug filled kind. 246 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:19,419 Shut up, Cricket! What's he talking about, Frank? 247 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,429 They're filled with sedatives. 248 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:26,228 You want to help me distribute them? I'll make you my number two. 249 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:29,634 You're not even in the contest anymore, bro. I certainly am. 250 00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,638 I have an inside horse. 251 00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:34,197 You see this homeless gentleman? 252 00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:36,210 He wins, I win. 253 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:38,212 Come on, Mac. Join our crew. 254 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,215 Shut up, you goddamn street rat! Keep working! 255 00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:44,218 You are on your way out. 256 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:48,086 So you might as well go out with a bang and have some insurance. 257 00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:52,115 Okay, I'm in. But I don't know how much longer I can last here. This thing's killing my back. 258 00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:54,128 I'll come up with a rig. 259 00:13:54,196 --> 00:13:56,858 Definitely. Shut up, street rat. 260 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:04,966 Wow. He's getting pretty close to that pretty girl, huh? 261 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,634 Yeah. You gotta make him jealous. 262 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,644 I don't want to make him jealous. I want to win your bar. 263 00:14:10,712 --> 00:14:13,647 Oh. Okay. How do you think I could make him jealous? 264 00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:16,309 I'll tell you exactly what you need to do. See that homeless guy? 265 00:14:16,384 --> 00:14:19,217 You gotta dance with him. That doesn't make any sense. 266 00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:22,984 It makes sense. You're tired. I am, but I don't see how that makes sense. 267 00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,754 Okay, it's reverse psychology. No, it's not. 268 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:28,261 You know what? I'm his sister. 269 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,265 I know him really well. I know him a lot better than you. 270 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,268 The only way you're gonna be able to land Dennis... 271 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:39,433 is by making him feel he's lower on your list than a disgusting, filthy homeless guy. 272 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:47,476 I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy. Good girl. Make it dirty. 273 00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:58,956 Oh, my God! She's really, like, grinding away over there! 274 00:14:59,027 --> 00:15:01,860 Eat your heart out, Dennis Reynolds! 275 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:04,865 Hey. Hey, pretty lady? Look, can you do me a favor? 276 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:08,801 Can you prop your leg up and, like, grind on me all sexual like? 277 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:12,567 Charlie's over there blowing up my spot with that girl. 278 00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:16,133 Oh, yeah. He is blowing up your spot. I know. 279 00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,577 Better make some moves to get her back. 280 00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:21,844 I'm gonna make some moves like a ranked number two guy would. 281 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,647 You're number two. What's up, bitches? 282 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,051 Oh! Why are you dancing so strangely? 283 00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:31,058 Because of all my energy. I got tons of energy now because of this. 284 00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:34,391 Energy bar. Have some. Looks like a shit ball. 285 00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,396 No! That's an energy bar! 286 00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,399 Why is it so heavy and big? Because it's filled with vitamins and shit. 287 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,800 Come on, guys. Just eat it and you'll have a burst of energy. Trust me. 288 00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:45,806 Don't eat it, Dee! It's filled with cough medicine. 289 00:15:45,874 --> 00:15:47,808 I love you! You traitor bastard! 290 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,310 Okay, that's it, Cricket. You're out of the crew. You're my whole life. 291 00:15:50,378 --> 00:15:52,710 I love you. I ain't going out without a fight! 292 00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,715 Don't leave me in the sun. I'll burn. 293 00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:57,445 You are in cahoots with those guys? 294 00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,453 I'm not in cahoots with anybody! 295 00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:02,012 You've been cahooting with them! I have not been cahooting! 296 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,558 You're wearing Rickety Cricket's exoskeleton right now! 297 00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,253 I am not! Yes, you are! 298 00:16:06,328 --> 00:16:09,923 Okay! Okay! So I'm wearing it. 299 00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:12,023 You are pathetic. Oh, am I, Dee? 300 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,091 Is this pathetic? 301 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:18,936 What are you doing, bro? What, man? A man can't enjoy a sexual lady? 302 00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:21,737 Not when it's with my partner. I'm cutting in. Get out of here! Back off! 303 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,244 I need her, man! Why do you need her? 304 00:16:24,312 --> 00:16:28,908 I need her, all right? Just put it that way. You leave me no choice, Charlie. 305 00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,278 Hey, asshole. Whatever. Wanna dance? 306 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,413 Yes! Good. 307 00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:36,252 Good, good. Take a load off. 308 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:40,283 Let these strong, sweet, sexual arms hold you. So strong. 309 00:16:40,362 --> 00:16:43,126 I gotcha. So strong. All right, night-night. 310 00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:44,722 No! 311 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,733 You made me do that. 312 00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,132 You piece of shit. Yeah, maybe. 313 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,761 You piece of shit! 314 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,897 Dennis Reynolds, I trusted you! 315 00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:55,136 Why? You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet! 316 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,304 That's it. I'm taking this one out. I'm going limp. 317 00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,972 No, Charlie. Don't go limp. 318 00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:02,778 I got you, Gloria. You're hurting me! 319 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:06,719 Charlie, don't do this. He's trying to have sex with you. 320 00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:09,723 What? I'm not gonna have sex with you! What do you mean? 321 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,725 I'm engaged! 322 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:14,318 Engaged is just a word. It doesn't have any meaning. 323 00:17:14,396 --> 00:17:16,455 No, it's a very serious word. Thank you! 324 00:17:16,531 --> 00:17:18,761 I was getting somewhere, wasn't I? No, you weren't. 325 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,733 Really? No! 326 00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:22,736 All right. Well, see you later. 327 00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:29,104 You really are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. 328 00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:32,738 You still talking to me? I thought you were out. Dick! 329 00:17:32,814 --> 00:17:35,578 Don't worry, ma'am, 'cause I'm about to take this sucker out! 330 00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,641 You're gonna take me out? You bet. 331 00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,517 How are you gonna do that? This right here. DJ Fat Michael! 332 00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:42,522 Yo! Squirrely D? Oh, yeah! 333 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:45,821 Please play my dance for a dance challenge. That's a cando, my brother. 334 00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:49,352 Let me tell you a lesson. The cream always rises to the top. 335 00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:52,923 And I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an eighth-grade boy. 336 00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,832 Oh, my God. Play the tape. 337 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,700 You gotta be kidding me. 338 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,876 Watching every motion 339 00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:15,048 In my foolish lovers game 340 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,818 On this endless ocean 341 00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:25,764 Finally lovers know no shame 342 00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:28,702 It was like a ballet. 343 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,704 How did he remember that choreography? It was 20 years ago. 344 00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:32,899 I don't know. It was beautiful, man. 345 00:18:32,974 --> 00:18:36,171 What's going on, monkeys? Yeah. How are those kegs treating ya? 346 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,644 Pretty good. What you munching on, pal? 347 00:18:38,713 --> 00:18:41,181 Energy ball, courtesy of my partner here. 348 00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:44,377 You look pretty woozy there, buddy. I'm feeling woozy... 349 00:18:44,452 --> 00:18:47,512 What is it? Wait. What is up, man? I feel like I'm tripping. 350 00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:50,524 Oh, Charlie, that might be the cough medicine. 351 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:54,323 You got about 15 minutes until you drop like a ton of bricks. 352 00:18:55,296 --> 00:18:57,230 Holy shit! Did you play me? 353 00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,232 Oh, I played you. I played you good. 354 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,827 Maybe now you two jerks might want to start treating me with a little respect. 355 00:19:02,904 --> 00:19:04,895 Why would we show you respect? Yeah, why? 356 00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:08,374 Because I masterminded this entire situation. 357 00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:11,708 Not only did I get Charlie to eat a drug filled brownie... 358 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,214 I got everybody in here to do it. 359 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:19,083 Pretty soon, people are gonna be dropping like flies, and it's gonna be me and you two jerks. 360 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:21,748 Good luck with those kegs, boners. 361 00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:25,919 Bitch! There is enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla. 362 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:28,929 If you keep eating it, you're not gonna last five minutes. 363 00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:32,228 Bro, I can handle my sedatives. 364 00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:43,569 I cannot believe how long Charlie has lasted after eating that brownie. 365 00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:47,411 Karate... snow machine... chop set... 366 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:51,145 What's with the chopping? I'm chopping all over my action. 367 00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:53,153 And mostly power. 368 00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:55,621 He's lost his damn mind. My back's killing me. 369 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,784 Break me off a piece of that exoskeleton. It doesn't work that way. 370 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,294 You can't just break off a piece of an exoskeleton. 371 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:04,297 Give me some of that liquid hydraulic shit! No, man! Hey! 372 00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,833 It's a sensitive science! Don't use your elbows! 373 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,495 Whoa! Whoa! Dennis, what are you doing? 374 00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:12,131 Oh, goddamn it! 375 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:15,142 Ohh! Double whammy! Are you happy? Dee's gonna win. 376 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,303 No. We still got Charlie. 377 00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:24,979 Don't worry about it. I got an inside horse... Larry. That's my inside horse. 378 00:20:25,053 --> 00:20:27,681 Larry! Stay awake! Go, Larry! 379 00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:31,657 He's staying up! Come on, Larry! You can do It! You can do It, Larry! 380 00:20:31,726 --> 00:20:34,695 You feeling bad? That's too bad. 'Cause I'm just getting my second wind. 381 00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,026 Cricket! Now! 382 00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:39,794 Here I come, Dee! I love you so much! 383 00:20:41,469 --> 00:20:45,496 Oh, my God, my knee! Oh, my God! 384 00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:48,371 Larry! You won the bar for us! 385 00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:51,105 Larry wins! Whoo! All right, Larry! 386 00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,113 I have a shattered kneecap! 387 00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:55,206 Dee, we can start again. Right? 388 00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,719 Never talk to me again, you goddamn street rat! 389 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,013 Look on the bright side, Deandra. 390 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,888 At least you're not ranked last anymore. 391 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,553 Who's last now? Charlie. 392 00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:12,657 That kid really needs to learn how to read. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net