1 00:00:33,217 --> 00:00:35,845 We keep putting more on, and It's not showing up at all. 2 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,650 Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right? 3 00:00:38,723 --> 00:00:40,657 I'm gonna file that up here actually. 4 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:43,455 What are you doing? Cleaning my hands off. 5 00:00:43,528 --> 00:00:46,361 What are you, a cat? Use a towel. My mouth's right here. 6 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:48,422 We talked about this. No getting high on the supply. 7 00:00:48,499 --> 00:00:50,433 I'm not getting high. I'm just cleaning my hands. 8 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:53,265 We have to be very careful, considering our past addictions to glue and crack. 9 00:00:53,338 --> 00:00:55,772 We got over that. I got over that. 10 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,707 I don't smoke crack anymore. You huff glue every single day. 11 00:00:58,776 --> 00:01:00,539 No, I don't. No? Did you have any today? 12 00:01:04,682 --> 00:01:07,310 It's still gross, Frank. We made a thousand dollars. 13 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,979 No. I made a thousand dollars. You didn't do shit. 14 00:01:10,054 --> 00:01:12,215 You just sat in the car and read a magazine. What the hell do I need you for? 15 00:01:12,290 --> 00:01:14,224 Give me that money. Every ho needs his pimp. 16 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:17,056 We got any vials around here? Vials for what? 17 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:19,653 We went back to Bingo. We got a little of the cocaine back... 18 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,562 with the money that we got from the pills. 19 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:24,328 You better go back and get a gun, because dealin' drugs is dangerous. 20 00:01:24,402 --> 00:01:27,530 No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved. 21 00:01:27,605 --> 00:01:29,971 It's, like, stockbrokers and high-powered business executives. 22 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:31,975 We'll just go down to Center City and... 23 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:34,375 Waltz into a board meeting, slap your drugs down on the conference table... 24 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:37,414 and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers. " 25 00:01:37,482 --> 00:01:40,474 Are you saying that's not gonna work? What are you saying? 26 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:42,041 What are you saying exactly? 27 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,180 I'm saying that that is not gonna... You don't like that idea? 28 00:01:45,256 --> 00:01:47,190 At least we didn't become prostitutes. 29 00:01:47,258 --> 00:01:49,920 I am not a prostitute. I am providing... Let me handle this. 30 00:01:49,994 --> 00:01:54,431 Dennis is providing a very important service to lonely people in need. 31 00:01:54,499 --> 00:01:56,194 Really? So he speaks for you now? No. 32 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:58,667 I was... He doesn't have to speak if he doesn't want to. 33 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:01,864 I don't? Really? No. You leave everything to me. 34 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:05,431 All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink... 35 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:07,944 and just keep looking handsome. 36 00:02:08,012 --> 00:02:10,412 Okay. I like that arrangement. Get me a beer, Frank. 37 00:02:10,481 --> 00:02:12,813 Oh, no beer. Too many calories. Yep. 38 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:15,182 It's all about keeping this body fit. Mm-hmm. 39 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:17,517 Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic. 40 00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:19,522 Well, that doesn't have much calories... 41 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,524 so I think that's a smart... drink. 42 00:02:21,592 --> 00:02:23,355 I take care of my boy. 43 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,888 Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up. 44 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:30,263 Why you wanna hurt me? I'm not hurtin' you. Just shut up and play cards. 45 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:33,030 You're judgin'. You judge me all the time. 46 00:02:33,104 --> 00:02:34,867 I'm just tryin' to remain elegant over here. 47 00:02:34,939 --> 00:02:36,736 Don't try so hard. Remain quiet. 48 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:39,402 Oh! Youse guys got the right idea with these. 49 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:41,741 It's, like, the perfect mix of comfort and wind resistance. 50 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,906 They make that In men's? 51 00:02:43,981 --> 00:02:46,643 Huh? I think this is men's. Yeah, it's men's. 52 00:02:46,717 --> 00:02:49,914 Listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go down to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em. 53 00:02:49,987 --> 00:02:52,285 We're right in the middle of somethin' right now. 54 00:02:52,356 --> 00:02:55,655 Don't you guys do anything besides play cards and eat deli meats? 55 00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:58,217 Go wash my car. 56 00:02:58,296 --> 00:03:01,629 Fellas! I feel like I'm being seriously underutilized here. 57 00:03:01,699 --> 00:03:03,758 Look, if you just give me a chance... 58 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,496 I could show you how hard I actually am. 59 00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:08,664 What? That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me. 60 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:12,106 And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them. 61 00:03:12,176 --> 00:03:14,644 What's the matter with you? I'm eatin' here. 62 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:17,112 What? What are you talkin' about, your dick? 63 00:03:17,181 --> 00:03:20,810 My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my brute force and my catlike reflexes. 64 00:03:20,885 --> 00:03:24,514 You hear that, Anthony? He's got catlike reflexes. 65 00:03:24,589 --> 00:03:26,750 That's right. Hands like a cat. 66 00:03:26,824 --> 00:03:29,691 You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname. 67 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,625 Really? What? Yep. 68 00:03:31,696 --> 00:03:35,029 From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands. 69 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:39,168 I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands. 70 00:03:39,237 --> 00:03:40,966 But Cougar Hands would be good. 71 00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:44,201 Here's to you, Pussy Hands. That's great. It's settled. 72 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:45,936 Hey, Pussy Hands, go wash my car. 73 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,808 How about Jaguar Hands? Nah. 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,108 Leopard Hands? Nah. 75 00:03:50,181 --> 00:03:51,978 Panther Hands. Nah. 76 00:03:52,049 --> 00:03:54,040 Goddamn it. 77 00:03:54,118 --> 00:03:56,780 Go get your saucer of milk, honey. 78 00:03:56,854 --> 00:03:59,550 He does have gorgeous hands though. 79 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:02,753 Excuse us. Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am? 80 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,385 Hi. Would you two be interested in... 81 00:04:04,462 --> 00:04:06,054 These people are just walking too fast. 82 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,621 You know what we should do? We should go back to the country club. 83 00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:11,224 Remember the country club, with the jockeys? 84 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:13,566 This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse. 85 00:04:13,638 --> 00:04:17,096 Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse. 86 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,074 They're raping the shit out of it. Excuse me, sir. Can I talk... 87 00:04:19,143 --> 00:04:21,168 They're racing by us as fast as they can. 88 00:04:21,245 --> 00:04:23,873 These people are revved up. They're in fifth gear, and we're stuck in first. 89 00:04:23,948 --> 00:04:27,042 We need to boost our r. p. m. 's. Let's get goin' a little bit. 90 00:04:27,118 --> 00:04:30,246 What are you suggesting? 91 00:04:30,321 --> 00:04:32,846 A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street. 92 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,983 Not in your nose. That's how you become a drug addict. 93 00:04:35,059 --> 00:04:37,687 Rub it all over your gums, Dee. All over your gums. 94 00:04:37,762 --> 00:04:39,559 Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you? 95 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:41,757 Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie. 96 00:04:41,832 --> 00:04:44,266 I see... It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head. 97 00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:46,360 I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good. 98 00:04:46,437 --> 00:04:48,234 That's the feeling you're going for. That's where you wanna be at. 99 00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:50,934 Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing. 100 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:53,499 It kinda wears down. What? Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes? 101 00:04:53,578 --> 00:04:56,206 No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while. 102 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,214 No more gumming. We're good though. 103 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:00,182 I'm ready. I'm good. I feel pretty good. 104 00:05:00,251 --> 00:05:02,412 I feel weird, but pretty good. Let's start the show. 105 00:05:02,486 --> 00:05:05,250 Let's be like Wall Street and... Rickety Cricket. 106 00:05:05,323 --> 00:05:07,518 That's Rickety Cricket! Rickety! 107 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:11,855 Rickety Cricket! Rickety! 108 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,954 Where have you been hiding? Where have you been? 109 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:16,192 They let you become a priest again, huh? Congratulations. 110 00:05:16,267 --> 00:05:19,236 It's the reverend. Hey, man. How you doin', man? 111 00:05:19,303 --> 00:05:21,237 Keep your head up, Reverend. Keep the faith. 112 00:05:21,305 --> 00:05:22,795 Bless you. 113 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:26,365 Oh. Yikes. I get it. It's like... Okay. 114 00:05:26,444 --> 00:05:28,378 Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church... 115 00:05:28,446 --> 00:05:30,471 my life has been in a bit of a tailspin. 116 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:34,817 Who? Me or Charlie? 117 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:37,581 You, Dee. You. 118 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:40,351 That doesn't ring a bell. There was something that happened. 119 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,153 I wasn't sure that it was that. I don't think it was that. 120 00:05:42,226 --> 00:05:44,456 So you're livin' on the streets now, Cricket. 121 00:05:44,528 --> 00:05:47,497 Yes, I'm living... That's great. That's really great. 122 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,692 Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie. 123 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,962 It's one of the darkest times of my life. 124 00:05:52,036 --> 00:05:53,970 Is it? Is it? That makes sense. Yes. 125 00:05:54,038 --> 00:05:57,735 But the good thing is that you must know a lot of drug addicts. 126 00:05:57,808 --> 00:06:00,936 Yes. I was actually attacked by a couple last night. Almost got stabbed. 127 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:03,810 Really? That's great. Did you? Did you really? 128 00:06:03,881 --> 00:06:06,349 Wonderful, Cricket. Then you can help us sell our cocaine. 129 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:08,408 Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them? 130 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:11,284 Do you bump into them? Do you guys hang out on certain corners? 131 00:06:11,355 --> 00:06:12,845 Are you close? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 132 00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:14,447 You want me to sell drugs for you? 133 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:17,085 We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah. 134 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:18,719 Know what I mean? But you. 135 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,559 They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself. 136 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,496 You got the "street urchin" thing goin' on. 137 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:25,694 Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin. 138 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:27,863 You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'. 139 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,428 I was a priest. I have a master's in theology. 140 00:06:29,507 --> 00:06:32,943 That was then. This is now. What good's it doing you? 141 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:36,468 I am trying to get my life back on track. I don't think selling drugs is a smart move. 142 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:38,674 Uhoh. I'm sorry. Come on, Cricket. 143 00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:42,446 I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower. 144 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,010 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 145 00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:47,057 What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you? 146 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:48,955 You just enjoy pushing my buttons. 147 00:06:49,026 --> 00:06:51,494 What have you done? I've done nothing to her. 148 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:53,655 Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel? 149 00:06:53,731 --> 00:06:55,494 You're not fooling anybody, Cricket. 150 00:06:55,566 --> 00:06:58,433 Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other... 151 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:01,335 and you're letting that get in the way of a good business deal here. 152 00:07:01,405 --> 00:07:04,101 Look, Cricket, for the love of God, help us out here, man. 153 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:05,665 I am not... 154 00:07:05,743 --> 00:07:07,734 I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place. 155 00:07:07,812 --> 00:07:10,679 No. Till you're back up on your feet. 156 00:07:10,748 --> 00:07:13,239 Dee's place? Yeah. You two alone, together. 157 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:15,342 One thing could lead to another. You never know. 158 00:07:20,658 --> 00:07:23,286 You think she still likes me? 159 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,089 Yeah. 160 00:07:25,162 --> 00:07:27,562 I wasn't sure. I know we have sort of a sexual tension. 161 00:07:27,631 --> 00:07:30,429 No, no, no. You guys got your own thing going on. 162 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:34,640 I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together. 163 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:42,539 Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't believe you had that thing made. 164 00:07:42,615 --> 00:07:45,243 Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit. 165 00:07:45,317 --> 00:07:47,581 Great. How much money did you drop on that? 166 00:07:47,653 --> 00:07:49,314 A lot. 167 00:07:49,388 --> 00:07:51,015 You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of... 168 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:53,058 but you won't bail us out by paying the mob? 169 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,526 By the way, your Jane is sitting over there. 170 00:07:56,595 --> 00:08:00,087 Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude, she's, like, a hundred years old. 171 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:03,533 Sixty-eight tops. That's still extremely old. 172 00:08:03,602 --> 00:08:05,433 Well, I'm not kissing that. 173 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:08,439 You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules. 174 00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:10,407 This time, nothing with the ass. 175 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:12,376 That got really weird last time. 176 00:08:12,445 --> 00:08:15,778 What are you talkin' about? You didn't set up that ass play on the last one? 177 00:08:15,848 --> 00:08:18,715 No. I never set up any ass play. 178 00:08:20,152 --> 00:08:22,382 All right. Well. 179 00:08:22,455 --> 00:08:27,188 I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe. 180 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:29,921 All right. Do that. All right. Here we go. 181 00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:33,965 Hypothetically speaking here... 182 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:36,866 do you think you could teach a horse to sit on a barstool and drink beer? 183 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:40,963 I don't know. Maybe. Would you hypothetically pay really good money to see that? 184 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,975 Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane. 185 00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:45,977 I'm askin' hypothetical questions here. 186 00:08:46,045 --> 00:08:49,014 I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied with worrying about being killed by the mob... 187 00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:51,413 because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs. Sure. Sure. 188 00:08:54,854 --> 00:08:56,947 Who is it? It's Matt. 189 00:08:57,022 --> 00:08:58,956 Who? Matthew Mara. 190 00:08:59,024 --> 00:09:02,255 It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. 191 00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:04,057 Hey! Come on in, man. Hey! 192 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:06,256 Come in. Oh! Yeah! 193 00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:08,266 Where should I put this? Why does he have that? 194 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:11,360 Why does he have his stuff? Charlie said I could move... It's not important. 195 00:09:11,437 --> 00:09:13,371 Look at this place. 196 00:09:13,439 --> 00:09:16,602 It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is? 197 00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:19,337 Cricks? How'd you do with our drugs, man? 198 00:09:19,411 --> 00:09:21,470 Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here. 199 00:09:21,547 --> 00:09:23,777 Hey, is there a dream catcher above your bed? 200 00:09:23,849 --> 00:09:26,409 Shit, shit, shit! Holy shit! Look at all that money. 201 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:28,715 That is a huge wad of money. This is more money than we make at the bar. 202 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:31,085 I have never seen this much money in one spot. Oh, my God. 203 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,647 I guess we can pay the mob back. We can definitely pay them back. 204 00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:35,455 That's good. But we have another day. 205 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:38,622 We have a whole day. We have 24 whole hours to go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 206 00:09:38,697 --> 00:09:40,528 He flipped this in what? No time really. 207 00:09:40,599 --> 00:09:43,227 He flipped it so fast, Charlie. Let's think a little bit for a second. 208 00:09:43,302 --> 00:09:45,600 We could flip another batch. We could pay the mob back. 209 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,764 We could have money left over for ourselves. 210 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,501 Maybe a little coke. Yeah, more coke. 211 00:09:49,575 --> 00:09:51,770 I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie. 212 00:09:51,844 --> 00:09:53,505 We can have some coke then. She likes Swiss! 213 00:09:53,579 --> 00:09:55,809 I knew it! I pictured Swiss. 214 00:09:55,881 --> 00:09:59,146 Hey, uh, Cricket. Cricket, buddy. 215 00:09:59,218 --> 00:10:01,812 Can I talk to you for a second? 216 00:10:01,887 --> 00:10:05,152 Look, uh, you did such a fantastic job... 217 00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:08,887 that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again. 218 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:12,488 But you guys said it was a onetime thing. We say things all day. 219 00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:14,658 We say words all the time. We said so many things. 220 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,430 I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear. 221 00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:21,029 Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired. 222 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,835 Are you tired? I'm just so tired. 223 00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,899 Check it out. I got the thing for you right here. 224 00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:28,378 Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash. 225 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:30,176 No. Dip your finger in there. 226 00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:32,581 Look, Cricket. I got the thing for you here. 227 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:34,482 I can't. Let's speed you up. 228 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,215 And then you'll wanna get back out there. 229 00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,587 Oh. Aah. Yeah. 230 00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,592 Oh. Shh. 231 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,037 Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank? 232 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,073 I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion. 233 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:59,133 No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on. 234 00:10:59,211 --> 00:11:01,179 Check this out. 235 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:04,773 Jesus Christ, man. What, you got a problem? 236 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,580 Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore. You are a whore. 237 00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:09,382 I'm not a whore. 238 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,423 I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women... 239 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,424 and who has rules about what he'll do. 240 00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:15,892 What happened to the rules, Frank? You can still have your rules. 241 00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:20,057 It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight. 242 00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,692 I'm walkin' from this... What the hell, dude? 243 00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:26,295 I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got. 244 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,863 Dude, why do you keep hitting me? 245 00:11:28,941 --> 00:11:32,138 Don't talk back to me! Okay. Sorry. 246 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:35,840 Look, I'm gonna get you out of this. 247 00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:38,109 It's you and me against the world. 248 00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:40,947 I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. 249 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:44,353 You promise? I promise. 250 00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:47,756 And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby. 251 00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:50,852 So please don't make me, okay? 252 00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,863 You're my one and only. 253 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,195 You gotta do right by me, okay? 254 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,397 Okay. 255 00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:01,734 Come on, Cricket. Where is he, Charlie? Why do we trust him? 256 00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,536 He came through for us once. He'll do it again. 257 00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,338 This is empty. Get rid of that. 258 00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:07,936 You know what, this is his whole plan. It's not a plan. 259 00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,038 Yeah. He convinced us that he was on our side. 260 00:12:10,115 --> 00:12:12,106 Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so. 261 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,913 What's with the pants? 262 00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:15,920 These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse. 263 00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:17,717 Why not? Because it's crazy. 264 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,384 Is it any crazier than having a dog that bites or sheds? 265 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,859 Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you? 266 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,260 While it's biting you? Oh! You guys! 267 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,855 Cricket! There you are! What are you doing? Cricket! There you are! 268 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,662 I'm workin' on my moves. What moves? 269 00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,532 For my musical. I'm writing a musical. 270 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,766 It's about life on the streets. Archangel has to live on the streets and fight crime. 271 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,831 What? That's great. Where are our drugs? 272 00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:39,503 I sold the drugs. Good. Give us the money. 273 00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:42,604 Spent the money on these sweetass kettledrums. Look at these. 274 00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:44,205 Those are trash cans. Trash cans, Cricket! 275 00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:47,184 These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this? 276 00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:51,950 You "sold" our drug money on two garbage cans? 277 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:54,686 No. No, no, no, no. I did some too. 278 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,786 We can see that! Is there any left? Can we have what's left? 279 00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,024 There is some left. You guys are yelling like crazy. 280 00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,124 I can't compute. Don't do all of it. 281 00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,362 I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here. 282 00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,960 Come on back to the bar. Let's go. 283 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,268 I'm not going anywhere without these kettledrums. Bring your trash cans. 284 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,830 Yeah, don't forget the trash cans. 285 00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:11,739 I'm bringing the trash cans. 286 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,869 Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you. 287 00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:18,948 You understand? It's $200 for the first hour... 288 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,247 and a hundred and fifty every hour after that. 289 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,153 Unless you want him to act like he's enjoying it. 290 00:13:24,223 --> 00:13:26,589 Then it's a little extra. Eh? 291 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,727 All right. 292 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:34,997 I need... I need you Make it sexy. 293 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:39,436 I need... I need you 294 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:42,440 You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass. 295 00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:46,000 I never said... I wasn't gonna tell... 296 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,614 Don Sal? Yeah. What? 297 00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:59,680 Forgive me for speaking out of line here, but... 298 00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:03,387 I don't think I'm being properly utilized within the organization. 299 00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:05,794 I've tried to be eager and work with a smile... 300 00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,731 but I'm not making any forward progress. 301 00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,292 Aren't you the janitor? It's not important, Don Sal. 302 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,361 What is important is that I get out on those streets... 303 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,201 and start doing some gangster shit. 304 00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,333 There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on. 305 00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,400 Or a truck I can hijack, right? 306 00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:25,915 How would you like to do me a personal favor? 307 00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:28,680 Sounds shady. I'm in. Good. 308 00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,244 I need you to go over to my house... 309 00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,882 and take care of my wife. 310 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,926 You mean, like, rub her out? 311 00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:36,483 No. Oh. 312 00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:39,463 You want me to bang her? I'm sorry. No! 313 00:14:39,531 --> 00:14:42,762 What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you say that? Communication problem. 314 00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:45,303 What I need you to do is just go over there. 315 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:48,669 Like a protection thing. Yeah. It's somethin' like that. 316 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:53,268 Okay. I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you? 317 00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:55,973 Absolutely not. Good. 318 00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,974 Goddamn mafia! 319 00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:04,482 Two hearts that beat as one 320 00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:07,024 Like that? Huh? Get what you want? 321 00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:08,582 Just keep dancing, whore. 322 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,992 Two hearts that beat as one 323 00:15:13,165 --> 00:15:15,929 Dennis? 324 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,001 We gotta talk. Now. 325 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:22,939 What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing? 326 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,442 You cannot seriously be thinking about banging this old lady. 327 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,774 No, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look. 328 00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,872 Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash. 329 00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,713 What did Frank do to you? Frank takes care of me. 330 00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,845 You don't understand the nature of our relationship. What? 331 00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:40,187 Hey! Hey! You! Out! This is our turf. Get out. 332 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:43,387 Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife. 333 00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,157 What do you think she's gonna do... 334 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,164 call her husband and say she's banging a whore? 335 00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:49,166 Dennis, up those stairs. 336 00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,963 Dennis, don't do it. He's got you brainwashed. 337 00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:53,800 Go! Dennis! Stay! 338 00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:58,468 Go! Get up there! Now! Stay! Stay! Stay! 339 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,841 You're gonna get us killed! Stop! Stop! Stop! 340 00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,177 Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second. 341 00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:06,012 You see? This is bad. You got him thinking for himself again. 342 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:09,383 What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs. 343 00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:11,388 No. 344 00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:14,016 Get your ass back in the bedroom. 345 00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,026 I'm outta here. 346 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,857 What about you, Pussy Hands? 347 00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:23,424 Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross. 348 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,006 Last taste. Last taste. One more. That's it. 349 00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:30,939 Last one. That's it because we're almost out of it. 350 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:32,943 We can't do this. Mm-hmm. 351 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,945 All right. Okay. Here's the plan. 352 00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:38,779 I'm gonna cut it with flour. I don't think the mob's gonna know the difference. 353 00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,047 You sure that's gonna work? People do it all the time. I think this will trick 'em. 354 00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:49,217 That's too much, huh? That's too much flour. 355 00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,387 Let me think. They're gonna kill us! 356 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,397 We're dead! Here's what we're gonna do. 357 00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:55,456 We're dead 'cause of the flour. We're outta here. 358 00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,798 Where we going? We're gonna skip town. We're gonna go up to the mountains. 359 00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,894 We can't tell anybody. We just gotta go. We'll go to the mountains. 360 00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,566 We gotta get outta here. We're gonna have a fresh start. 361 00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,472 We'll start over. I like that. 362 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:08,206 It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop. 363 00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:11,942 Who's Peter Nincompoop? 364 00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:16,545 Huh? Huh? Oh, my God. How did that get here? 365 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,089 How did that get here? I rode it here. What do you think? 366 00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:21,489 Hop on. We're outta here. I'm not hopping on there. 367 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,960 We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious. 368 00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,395 It is? People will see... us and it. 369 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,797 We gotta get out in a car. All right. 370 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,028 You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy? 371 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:34,402 Okay. You know what. Get outta here. Hah! 372 00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:38,170 Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already! 373 00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,079 I love you, Peter Nincompoop. 374 00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,081 Mmm. Let's go. 375 00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:49,650 Okay, okay. What are you doin'? 376 00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,655 I'm gonna try and stay sharp here. That's mostly flour. 377 00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,588 But if we do enough of it, it should still work, right? 378 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,683 Well, then, let's do a lot of it. Let's go! 379 00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:59,230 That's a pop. That's a pop. That's a pop. 380 00:17:59,297 --> 00:18:01,322 Make it sexy. It has to be sexy. 381 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,334 Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay? 382 00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,734 Frank, put the gun away. Oh, no. 383 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:08,102 I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazing. 384 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:11,438 Rise up Gonna get higher and higher 385 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,842 Whoo! Rickety Cricket. 386 00:18:13,912 --> 00:18:15,846 Hey! Lookin' good, bro. 387 00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:17,643 Thanks, man. I'm almost done. 388 00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:21,812 Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon. 389 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:24,651 How you guys doin'? We're very good. Things are fine. 390 00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,953 You guys look like you're doin' really well. Absolutely. 391 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:28,686 Check it out. We got all the cocaine. 392 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,388 Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine. We might have bigger problems. 393 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:34,125 We just pissed off the mob boss's wife because me and Dennis wouldn't bang her. 394 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:37,066 We just need to be prepared for anything. 395 00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:39,296 Okay. Then I tell you what. I will get my gun. 396 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,737 Whoa. When'd you get a gun? I went back to Bingo. 397 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:44,640 Wow. I thought we said no guns though. That was before all the blow. 398 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,643 You should've told me, because I'm been carrying this thing around the entire time. 399 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,010 Guys, guys, guys! No guns! No guns! 400 00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:53,848 I'm gonna put this in my sock. And if the shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe. 401 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,114 And I'll reach for some cigarettes. 402 00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,656 And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'! 403 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,657 Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No! 404 00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,590 We are not gonna come out blasting! 405 00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:04,652 Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people? 406 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:08,825 Look, we can still get through this if we just calm down. 407 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,664 Oh! These guys. 408 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,499 Hey. Ho. 409 00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:16,439 Hiya. All right. It's Friday. 410 00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,442 Youse guys got somethin' for me? 411 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,172 Has anybody got a light? 412 00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:24,374 Right here. 413 00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:27,009 Don't move! Put the guns down! 414 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,280 I got the 25 G's. I got the money, so it's all good. 415 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,015 Eh? There you go. 416 00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:32,215 Get outta here. Go on. 417 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,588 Count It. Got it, boss. 418 00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:37,093 Where'd you get the money? I sold Frank's pimp chalice. 419 00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:38,857 What? That's right, you son of a bitch. 420 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:42,593 Thanks for bailing us out. Just like always. Goddamn it. 421 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,534 It's all here, boss. Okay. Well, that was close. 422 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,765 Yeah, it seemed close. It got a little stressful. A little tense. 423 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:50,307 "Tense" is an excellent word for what happened. 424 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,138 It was nice doin' business with you guys. 425 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,144 Hopefully, I'll never have to see you again. 426 00:19:54,212 --> 00:19:57,113 All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good. 427 00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,480 You guys, you gotta make it sexy... hips and nips. 428 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,280 Otherwise, I'm not eatin'. 429 00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,844 Yeah. 430 00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:05,947 What? Who? 431 00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,151 You. Come here. Yeah? 432 00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,989 Can you do me a favor? Sure. 433 00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,086 Explain to me why my wife is calling me... 434 00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:15,895 telling me that one of Pussy Hands's friends tried to force himself on her. 435 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,902 Oh! Oh! This guy? 436 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,939 Oh! Oh! That's crazy! 437 00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:24,100 Enough with the "Oh's"! I think that's insane. 438 00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,736 I have no idea what you're talking about. 439 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,745 Then I assume it was you, pinhead. 440 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,644 No! It wasn't me! It wasn't me! 441 00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:33,616 Then who was it? You guys! I did it! 442 00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:36,313 And I made It so sexy! 443 00:20:36,388 --> 00:20:40,484 Look at this. I've achieved total sexiness! 444 00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:43,392 I am the man! I made it so sexy. Get him. 445 00:20:43,461 --> 00:20:45,486 You got it, boss. Come here. I wanna talk to you. Fancy pants. 446 00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:49,694 It's so... It's so sexy. That's the thing. It's all hips and nips. 447 00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,635 Rise up Gonna get higher and higher 448 00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:54,501 Do you guys have more blow? 449 00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:56,700 Yes! Get him outta here. 450 00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,438 Well. Couple beers? Yeah. Shots. 451 00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:03,276 I'll go for a beer. All right. 452 00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:04,940 Oh. What a day. 453 00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:12,648 They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit 454 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,625 But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine 455 00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,025 Cocaine