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- Well, then what would you say?
- She's a quitter.
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You know what? I don't even care!
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And that proves my point.
Because you don't care, you never succeed.
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- Right. Failed.
- Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor.
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Okay, I did try.
It just didn't happen to work out.
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It's not your fault, sweetie.
You're just not pretty enough.
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Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody!
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- Great!
- Okay, I just killed three very large rats...
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that were stuck in glue traps.
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- Good work.
- No, no, that's not good.
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I am done with rat detail.
That's by far the worst job in the bar!
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- That's why we call it "Charlie work."
- No, dude. Not Charlie work.
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There's an emotional toll that comes out
of this. I mean, you kill one of those...
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- Are you kidding me?
- What? What?
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You're blowing smoke directly in my face
when I'm trying to talk to you.
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- What is he talking about?
- If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside.
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- That's it. I'm done with this.
- It's a bar.
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- Yeah. It's a bar, dude.
- Charlie, I think you're right.
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- I think maybe we should ban smoking in here.
- What are you talking about?
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- That's completely ridiculous.
- How is that ridiculous?
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There are smoking bans
in a lot of states now.
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Uh, yes. And it's
completely un-American.
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If you don't like smoke,
then don't come into the bar.
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I work in this bar.
I work here.
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But that's because you have the freedom
to choose to work here.
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Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom.
They strip 'em away from smokers.
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Look, I didn't go to Vietnam...
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just to have pansies like you
take my freedom away from me.
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You went to Vietnam in 1993
to open up a sweatshop!
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And a lot of good men died
in that sweatshop!
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- Oh, my God! You're out of your mind.
- Look, look.
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The point is that if Charlie
took any time to study in school...
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he would recognize that the Constitution protects
my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
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You gotta be... You don't know shit
about the Constitution, man.
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- He knows more than you two
un-American freedom haters. - Thank you.
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- Charlie, we hate freedom. Ew, we hate it.
- Hate it.
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- I'm un-American?
- You're practically a Vietcong.
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Oh, is that right?
Okay, you wanna talk America?
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You wanna learn a little something
about America? Dee, let's roll out of here.
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- Where are we going?
- We're gonna go America all over their asses!
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It is time for the truth!
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Five million people will die this year
of smoking-related illnesses!
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These body bags, these represent
the number of people...
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that will die in this city alone today!
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It doesn't have to be this way!
Let's make smoking history!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Yeah! Yeah, man!
- Yeah.
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U.S.A., baby! Whoo!
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- That's what America's all about, Dee!
- Yeah.
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- Right here! This is the U.S. A!
- Oh, my God!
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That guy really knew how
to pull an audience.
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I tell you what.
Let's get in on this.
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- Hey, bro. Great job out there, man.
- Oh, thanks.
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You really... You had me like
hook, line and sinker with that...
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It was awesome, dude. It was awesome.
So, look, I want in on the cause.
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Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site
and you can check out...
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No, I don't want to do that. I wanna be
on the front lines like you, bro.
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- I wanna be, like, you know, join the team or something.
- Naw, it's really complicated.
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- There's a lot of red tape. You really can't...
- Uh, excuse me, sir.
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But just what in the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Oh, dude.
This is just an acting gig.
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Like, I'm not really part
of any cause.
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- Oh, you're an actor?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh. But not a real one?
- What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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No, just... I mean,
you're on the sidewalk.
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Oh, right. Like you know what you're
talking about. How old are you? Like, 40?
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I live in New York, okay?
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Street theater is the only organized
artistic expression that we have...
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What a crock of shit, man!
You're living a lie, bro!
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- Dude, relax.
- Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna...
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You're gonna throw with me? Little actor boy,
you wanna throw with a patriot?
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- Back off! Back off!
- I'm not 40.
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- I don't need this.
- Get in your van. Get in your van and go, okay?
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'Cause I'll throw down!
I'll throw down any day of the week!
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Get in your little van
and drive out of my face! Okay?
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Before I go America
all over your ass!
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You know what?
Screw Dee and Charlie.
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I'm sick of people telling us what we can
and can't do with our own bar, you know?
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What happened to this country?
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Why can't we stay open
past 2:00 a. M?
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Yes! And why can't we sell booze
before noon on Sunday?
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These are the kind of puritanical restrictions
that are killing this country.
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This is why people flock
to places like Las Vegas...
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and New Orleans
and spring break.
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Because they're free to go wild.
The girls go wild.
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The girls in Philly
need a place to go wild.
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- Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm.
- Tragic.
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- We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom.
- Yes.
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- A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans.
- We should have gambling too.
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- And we should have gambling too.
- Sure.
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- I'm gonna get the ball rolling.
- Okay, great.
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We will open up Paddy's as the most
American bar in all of America!
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- A place with absolute freedom!
- With no gambling restrictions.
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Yeah, sure, whatever. Listen, dude.
We should head down to sorority houses, right?
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Spread the word, you know?
Hand out some leaflets or something.
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- No, Mac. We should go to the library.
- The library? Why?
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Yeah, because at sorority houses you're gonna
find nothing but tramps and whores.
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- Those girls are already wild.
- Perfect!
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No, no.
Mac, you're not listening to me.
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We don't want wild girls.
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We want real girls going wild.
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It's important to see the transition.
You want to watch the process.
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Dee, what the hell is the point
of this stretching?
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Charlie, if we're gonna put
on our own demonstration...
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then your body needs
to be in tip-top shape out there.
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- My body is in tip-top shape. - Well, maybe
for a small, fat person. Not for an actor.
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- Fat person?
- A chunky... chunky...
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- A chunky person? Where are you getting that?
- A husky person.
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Since when? Oh!
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- Really?
- You know what? All right, forget it.
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- I'm not an actor anyway.
- I know.
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Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right?
I'm a patriot. Give me that.
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- Okay.
- That's my bag.
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What I need from you is for you
to feed me some lines.
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- I can feed you lines.
- And then I'll go from there.
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- I just don't need all the...
- I can take over.
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- What do you want me to do?
- Let's focus on finding your breath.
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- What?
- Where is your breath?
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- In my mouth?
- No, it starts in your chest.
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- You got to focus on your diaphragm.
- What the hell's a diaphragm?
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- Right here. Putting your diaphragm...
- No. The diaphragm is a...
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- No. Really? That's all you know?
- It blocks the babies out.
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Okay, yeah. That's what...
How'd you make it this far in life?
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Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just
get out there. Let's speak the truth.
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Let's kick a little ass America style.
We'll get all up in it!
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I'm trying to protect you.
I don't want you freezing up out there.
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- What? Freezing up?
- Yeah.
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All those people staring at you
and judging you...
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and-and-and-and not liking
the stuff and talking about you.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you...
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- in any number of ways...
- Like how?
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You know, one of... Locking up
and maybe throwing up and stuff.
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- Really?
- Yeah. You want to find your breath?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's in my mouth.
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One, two, three!
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- Hey!
- Oh, my God!
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- You girls have gone wild! You've gone wild!
- You went wild!
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- You're wild! Way to go!
- You girls went wild!
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Nice. This is what it was like
to have a bar in New Orleans, bro.
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Oh, man! New Orleans really
had their shit figured out!
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- Oh, they totally had their shit figured out.
- Yeah!
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- Except for the levees.
- Right, yeah. Except for the levees.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and the evacuation plan.
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- Hey, oh!
- Oh! You've gone wild!
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- You've gone wild!
- You've gone wild! You went wild!
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- This is what America's all about!
- This is America!
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- We have set up an American utopia!
- Yeah!
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That could be a bit of a problem
back there though.
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- Yeah, that could get weird.
- Yeah, it's really smoky.
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I didn't want to say it because of the spirit
of this whole thing. But I think you're right.
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- It's a little much.
- These fellows don't mess around.
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This is high-stakes shit.
You think you can get one...
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of these white broads to come over and
do a table dance for Alan and the boys?
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No table dances, okay?
That's what we were worried about.
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Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys
as far jammed into that corner as possible...
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- Push 'em into the corner.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation!
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That's segregation! That's not what this
is all about. America is a melting pot.
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- But it might be good to set up some boundaries.
- Boundaries?
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Sounds like it's coming
right out of Stalin's mouth.
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Stalin's mouth? That is not what we're
talking about. We're just saying...
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- I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin?
- How do you not know?
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Listen, man.
Just keep them under control.
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You betcha. Oh, here.
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They want you to play this Vietnamese music.
They don't like what's playing here.
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Okay, listen. Compromise.
Tonight we keep things the way they are.
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Tomorrow night,
we'll play this shit.
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Good. I gotta get back there
now because Alan...
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is just about to bet his wife's glass eye
in the next hand.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we are about to speak the truth.
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We're not gonna spout a bunch
of words that are facts...
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like some big jerk from New York
who thinks he's great.
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We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation.
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Hello, young man.
I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco.
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I work over here at T.J. Boris.
Can I offer you a cigarette?
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Goddamn it, Charlie!
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Let's try and look
at the bright side here.
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This music sounds like whales
raping each other.
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It does. It does indeed.
But the T-shirts are working.
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Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's
breasts on the street, you get slapped.
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You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it,
and the clothes come right off.
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- I love this country. Hey, yo!
- Yeah.
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- Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt?
- Okay.
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All right.
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- What? Why'd you stop?
- What's wrong?
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- What's wrong?
- What happened?
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- Whoa! Come on, pal!
- Dude.
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- What are you doing?
- You're blowing up our spot!
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- You're just standing there?
- Take a walk!
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Maybe it's time we set up some rules.
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- We can't do that. No rules.
- Your father is killing our freedom!
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- I know! I know!
- Hey. Hey, you still want that T-shirt?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right.
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- Okay, any time you're ready.
- Okay.
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- Oh, what? What's wrong now?
- Ruined again!
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- Whoa! Jesus!
- Hey, man.
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- I thought you guys were in jail.
- Parole.
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We heard you guys have a, uh,
"anything goes" type situation here.
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- Can we get a couple glasses of milk?
- What? No.
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- No. You can't have milk.
- You can't have milk. No.
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- Come on, man.
- Oh, for... You know what? Get out of here.
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Could you guys go over there for a second?
We gotta talk for a second. If you could just...
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- What are we gonna do?
- I did not see this coming.
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We cannot have the McPoyle brothers
in here creeping everybody out.
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What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them
to jail. They may be planning to stab him.
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They bang each other, Dennis.
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And they bang each other.
They bang each other's...
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All right, let's set up a couple rules.
We'll set up a couple rules.
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Okay, guys, you can stay.
But none of your weird shit.
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I don't follow.
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All right, listen. We've heard
some things about you two.
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I'm not gonna get into the specifics.
We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
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It's a free country, bitch.
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We may have a problem
on our hands, dude.
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Do we have any sharp knives?
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- What?
- These guys are maniacs. They wanna start bettin' fingers.
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- Fingers?
- What are you talking about?
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If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna
start chopping off his fingers.
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- I've never seen anything like it in my life!
- This has gone way too far!
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- This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go!
- Bullshit!
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You are killing our freedom, man!
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This is what freedom's all about.
I'm living on the edge.
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Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here,
all right?
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- Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement!
- Yes!
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You want to put me
in the basement?
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- Yeah. You can do whatever you want!
- Anything goes in the basement!
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- If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want?
- Anything you want!
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- No holds barred? There's no limits?
- No limits!
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- None.
- All right. I'll take the basement.
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- Great.
- And now, if you don't mind, I'll take those knives.
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- All right. Get the knives.
- Yeah. And use 'em.
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What the hell happened in here?
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Looks likeJonestown.
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- Oh, look who it is!
- Come to join the party, huh?
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- No. We came back to work.
- Oh, have you?
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- I guess the strike's over, Mac.
- The workers have returned.
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Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay?
I still need to make a living.
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What in the hell has been going on in here?
And where is that music coming from?
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From the basement. Frank and the boys
have been rocking all night long.
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- Doing what?
- I have no idea. But I bet it's fun.
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We've had a line
of 50 people outside every night.
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Yep. See, our bar is
about fun and freedom.
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I don't know if you guys have ever
heard of that. Freedom?
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Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn
something about the good old U.S. Of"A."
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Hey, Charles.
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- Holy shit!
- How's it hanging?
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What? No! What? No!
What are these guys doing here?
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Charlie, settle.
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Yeah, man.
Chillax. We're cool.
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Bump it.
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- No. I'm not gonna bump your... Please go.
- No.
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Please walk away. Please walk away from me.
Please walk away from me.
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Walk away.
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How could you do this to me?
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Okay, Charlie. We don't want them in the bar
either, okay? But freedom has a price.
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The McPoyles are
probably gonna stab me.
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If freedom has its price...
I can't believe you guys! You know what?
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Let me kick down a little thing to you that
our founding fathers kicked down to me.
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It goes, "Don't tread on me." And right now
you guys are treading all over me!
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- Dee, let's roll.
- I don't want to go with you.
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- What?
- Mm-mmm.
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- You're my actor. I need you.
- But you're so bad at protesting.
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- Come on, Dee. You're my actor.
- I don't want to go.
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- Now you're treading on me!
- I'm not treading on you.
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Yeah, you are. You're treading on me.
And you're not supposed to!
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- I don't want to go.
- Are you kidding me? Is everyone gonna tread on me?
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Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
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So you're still trying to be an actor then?
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- Shut your mouth, Dennis.
- So now I can call her a failure.
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- I am not a failure.
- Dennis, what is it that you call it...
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- when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Uh, that would, in fact, be a failure.
- Dee's a failure.
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Okay. You want to see some acting?
You want to see some acting?
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Guess what. I am gonna act
the shit out of somebody's ass.
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So here's the thing, Artemis.
I know last time we saw each other...
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things got kind of awkward
when you licked my brother's face.
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But I need some help
from an actor...
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'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend
Charlie, and he is really bringing me down.
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- Oh. Not everyone has the gift.
- Hmm.
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Want to smoke some hash?
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No. Thank you.
So can you help me here?
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- What's the venue?
- The sidewalk.
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- I don't do sidewalks.
- Okay. See, that's what I thought.
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But then I realized
if you think about it...
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street performing, it's the last true form
of organic artistic expression.
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- Is that so?
- Yes. I think you and I need to get out there.
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We need to prove to the world
that we still got it.
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Sweet, Sweet Dee...
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it's not something
you can lose, okay?
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Right. So let's go
show the world.
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Is there any nudity involved?
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- No.
- Can there be?
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No.
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I'll do it anyway.
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I don't understand this.
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McPoyles.
McPoyles everywhere, dude.
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Girls don't want to go wild in
this environment, not even for T-shirts!
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- Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something.
- What?
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- She's mute, dude.
- Mute?
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Okay, what?
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- She wants to show you her boobies.
- What?
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- No! No! No!
- No. No.
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Trust me. They're top-notch.
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- Goddamn it! Goddamn it!
- That is disgusting!
306
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,603
- What is wrong with you people?
- That's your sister!
307
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:23,239
Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us.
We're just expressing ourselves.
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Society has the problem.
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Where do you keep your Pledge?
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- Get out of here.
- Get the hell out of here.
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- Go away. Go with your brother and sister.
- Take a walk.
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Dee, thank you so much
for this acting opportunity.
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I can tell it is going to be
a glorious performance.
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Those guys are full of shit, Artemis.
There's not 50 people here.
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- Focus, Dee, focus!
- But that's the reason why we're here.
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- Those guys said there would be a big crowd.
- We'll draw them in.
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All right. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, please gather around.
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You're about to see
an original street performance.
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Take yourselves
to the foggy streets of London.
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The year is 1888.
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00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:09,086
There's a killer on the loose.
His name, Jack the Ripper.
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Two women walking alone home
from a holiday cotillion.
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I say...
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Get out of here! Get out of here!
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- If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die!
- What are you doing?
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We're protesting the bar!
Attica! Attica!
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Attica, man! Attica, man!
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- Attica, man! Attica!
- What are you doing?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing?
- Tying off.
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No! No! No!
Go tie off somewhere else!
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- I thought we could do whatever we want.
- Give me the hose.
332
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Give me the little rubber hose.
Whoa, he's got a knife!
333
00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:41,989
Okay, great. He's got a knife.
Of course he does! Why not?
334
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,255
You know what? Keep the little rubber hose!
Good luck with that.
335
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,093
Good life decision, man.
336
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,099
Mac, I think we gave people
too much freedom.
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00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,101
Yeah, you're right, man.
I'll call the cops.
338
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,467
No, no, no, no, no. We can't call
the cops. That's admitting failure.
339
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,836
Dennis, we gave people too much freedom.
That's the problem!
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00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:59,502
- All they do is exploit it!
- It's becomes anarchy. That is not what America is all about.
341
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:03,604
- No.
- I mean, America is... Oh, my God!
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00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,883
Yeah.
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00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:15,386
Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on.
We just rocked out there, Dee!
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00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,657
- Oh, we did? Yeah, we did.
- Don't be a quitter. Okay?
345
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,062
I don't care. I don't want to act anymore.
I quit. I want to drink.
346
00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:23,760
- That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life.
- Don't give up.
347
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,599
- Why don't you leave me alone?
- Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up?
348
00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,263
- I don't care.
- Okay, great. Let's just give up!
349
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,240
- All right, Charlie.
- Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face?
350
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,675
- No.
- No, it's okay. You can. You know why?
351
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,270
- 'Cause I give up. I'm living in give-up
America now. - What are you talking about?
352
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,781
- Will you shut up?
- Look at this! I'm gonna be a smoker too.
353
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,648
- You don't have to smoke, Charlie.
- No, we can. You know why?
354
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:45,280
'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America.
I live in give-up America.
355
00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:47,790
We're living in America...
Hey, Ryan. How are you doing?
356
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,419
Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you,
but if you're not too busy...
357
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,929
showering in your brother's urine
or plotting your revenge against me...
358
00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,760
you mind lighting my cigarette?
359
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,358
Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam.
I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man.
360
00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:01,701
But any time you wanna stab me,
it'd be really great for me.
361
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:05,607
- That's what you get, Charlie!
- Whoa, hey! Get the hell out of here!
362
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,770
- You get fork stabbed!
- Get out!
363
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,213
- Fork stabbed!
- Get out!
364
00:19:11,282 --> 00:19:13,216
- And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even!
- Get out of here!
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Nobody messes with the McPoyles!
366
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,379
Oh, you had to make
a scene, Charlie!
367
00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:20,117
You had to run your mouth
in front of psychopaths, didn't you?
368
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:22,421
- I just got stabbed with a fork!
- Whose fault is that, Captain America?
369
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,553
- Way to go!
- It's Dee's fault for quitting on me.
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00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,563
- Oh, it's Dee's fault!
- How is it...
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00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,826
Maybe it's your fault
for being horrible at everything!
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00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,562
- Here we go with this again.
- Everybody pass the buck! Pass the blame!
373
00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:34,662
Dennis, we have to admit, it's over.
It's done.
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00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,969
We gotta get all of these assholes
out of here right now.
375
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,909
Dee, you get everybody out of the bar.
Charlie, you're a disappointment.
376
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,072
Come on. Let's go get everybody
out of the basement.
377
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,981
God only knows what's going on down there.
378
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,906
I'll call the cops.
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00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,917
Frank!