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Aw, come on! This isn't fair.
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You accidentally burn down a building,
and you get 120 hours of community service?
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- Now this says that I gotta work with kids.
- Yeah, me too.
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- I don't like kids. I don't wanna work with 'em.
- I don't have time for this.
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- Yeah, I have 248 hours of, uh...
- Interstate.
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Inter... Interstate.
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- Sanitation. Jesus Christ!
- What is that... What is that?
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- That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash.
- Orange vests.
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- Oh, my God! And then what is this about the A. A?
- Alcoholics Anonymous.
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- For...
- Oh, my God.
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- Six months.
- That is so unfair!
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What do you expect? Why would you
tell the judge you were drunk?
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- 'Cause I was drunk.
- But why would you say that?
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- I thought that would get me off the hook.
- That was dumb, wasn't it?
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I would rather pay a huge fine
than have to give back to the community.
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- Holy shit! Look at this bill!
- What?
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- Those mimosas were like eight bucks a pop, Charlie.
- Are you serious?
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- Well, you had like seven of'em.
- Uh-oh.
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- Bro, I'm not paying for your mimosas.
- No way!
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- I didn't even bring enough money for those.
- I don't have enough money.
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You don't have any money?
What are you... Are you serious?
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Ah! Ah!
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Good. Good. Good.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
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I know what it is.
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We can't go back.
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I fold. Deal me out. Hey.
Hey, gang, what's the action?
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- What's going on here?
- Asians love gambling.
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- You know these guys?
- Yeah. From 'Nam.
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- You were in Vietnam?
- Don't get excited, Mac, all right?
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He was in Vietnam 10 years ago
on a business trip.
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- Beautiful country.
- Dad, please get these guys out of here.
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- They're really weird and scary looking.
- Yeah.
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Hey, I own half this bar too.
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You can't just come in here
and start running our lives. It's not fair.
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- Wanna bet?
- What?
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- Would you like to bet on it?
- On what?
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- Whether or not it's fair?
- Sure. Bet on whatever.
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You know what? This is exactly why I don't
wanna work with him. You know what I mean?
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- Yes.
- Because you start doing crazy shit like this all the time...
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and making crazy bets about
absolutely nothing at all, Dad.
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If you don't go, me and Mac and Charlie,
we're gonna sell our portion of the bar.
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- No, we're not.
- No, that's not happening.
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- Just back me up on this.
- No, I can't really back you up.
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Why can't you just back me up on this?
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You guys...
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Screw this.
I'm out of here.
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That just blew my mind.
That was incredible.
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So today's speaker is David...
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for those of you
who are new to the program.
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I know a number of you
have heard David's story before.
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But a few of you haven't.
I'm sure you'll find David's story...
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has a lot of relevance
to your situation.
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Uh, anyway,
I'm gonna go ahead and...
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We have a late arrival here.
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Hi. Do you want
to introduce yourself?
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- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh. I'm Charlie.
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Hi, Charlie.
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- Here. Have a seat down front.
- Oh. No. Okay.
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I knew this would happen.
I'm not an alcoholic actually.
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Yeah, I'm only here
'cause I got a little drunk...
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and I threw a flaming bag of feces into
a building and I burnt it down a little bit.
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You know? But I wasn't
trying to burn it down.
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I was trying to make the place
smell real bad and get rid of this guy.
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So... This guy knows
what I'm talking about.
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Look, uh, Charlie,
the first step to recovery...
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is simply admitting
that you have a problem.
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I'm not an alcoholic,
so it's cool.
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He was drinking a beer
when he came in.
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Oh, my... Dude! Oh, dude,
how are you gonna...
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Really?
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I thought you were cool, man, like...
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I'm not gonna sell my piece of the bar.
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You're being
such a dick about this.
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What do you want me to do,
get another job?
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Well, try to think where I'm coming from
in all this. I'm coming from a selfish place?
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- Just shut your mouth.
- Can I help you?
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We are here as part of our community service.
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- Always a bunch of clowns.
- Excuse me?
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All right. We need volunteers
for our Sunday basketball league.
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You're gonna be coaching the teams.
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I got two positions left, so I'm gonna
have to put two of you together.
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Great. Dennis and I will coach a team.
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I think I'd rather split you two up.
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Charlie. Hi.
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Hey. Wow. I didn't know
you were in A.A.
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- Yeah.
- Where were you sitting?
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I, um, kind of slumped down in my seat when
I heard your name so you wouldn't see me.
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Right.
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Listen. I didn't realize
you were an alcoholic.
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It actually explains
a lot of your past behavior.
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Check this out.
I'm not an alcoholic.
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- See, I have to be here 'cause the court...
- Okay.
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- I threw this flaming bag of feces...
- Okay, okay, okay.
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You don't have to give me
explanations. I understand.
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I've maybe been
a little too judgmental of you.
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I mean, I know what it feels like
to have alcohol run your life.
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- Doesn't run my life.
- And I... I want to maybe help you.
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Are you saying you want
to go out on a date with me?
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- No. No, Charlie.
- No?
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I don't... I never want
to go out on a date with you.
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- Great.
- What I'm saying is...
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maybe I could...
be your sponsor.
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- Oh!
- But you can't ever hit on me.
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- No.
- Because that's never gonna happen.
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- Yeah, I heard. You said that.
- Okay.
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- So, sponsor. That's cool, yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Well, I wrote down my phone number.
- Wow.
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Please. Please, Charlie. Please don't
make me regret giving this to you.
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No, absolute...
Absolutely not.
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No, this'll be a platonic
sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing.
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Great.
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Oh. No shit!
I was so close.
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All right, kids, kids. Uh, why don't you
line up on this free throw line over here.
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All righty. Uh, you...
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you, you, you and you...
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come over here.
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All right. Now the rest of you kids
can go with those two losers right there.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell's goin'on over here?
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- Pickin' my team.
- No. No, y-you can't... you can't take all...
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- I can't pick the...
- You can't pick all...
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- What should I not pick?
- You know exactly what you've done, sir.
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- Okay, everybody back.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my team!
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- No, we're startin' over.
- All right. Fine. But I pick first.
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- Fine.
- You.
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- You.
- Uh, you.
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- You.
- You.
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Hey! Ho!
What's goin'on over here?
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- Pickin' teams.
- The teams are already picked.
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You two have the Ducks,
and you have the Wildcats.
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Ducks.
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Are you kidding me? Are...
You guys are the Wildcats?
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Jesus Chri...
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Is anyone absent?
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Anyone tall?
What are those, flip-flops?
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Jesus, kid.
Did you not wear shoes?
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You don't know?
Did anyone else not bring shoes?
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All right, kids.
Everybody take a knee.
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Go ahead and kneel.
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Apparently there is some confusion
as to who is the head coach here.
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Yeah, it could be a guy
who's never participated...
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in any kind of sporting
event ever.
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Yeah, or it could be a girl.
That's enough said, right?
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Mac and I are gonna play
a quick game to 21.
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And the winner
will be head coach.
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You guys might
want to pay attention...
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'cause you could probably learn
a thing or two from watching us.
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Absolutely. Try to remember
what she does wrong.
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That's the first thing.
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Terrible.
Take a lap.
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God awful.
Get goin'.
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Oh, that's a great shot, Chris. Come here.
You're gonna be the saving grace of this team.
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Everybody try to be
a little bit more like Chris.
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- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.
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- It's diet.
- Oh.
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Do I look like I need
to be on a diet?
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I don't know.
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Terrible.
Take a lap.
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This one? Gonna get it this time?
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See, kids, that's 18-0.
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Fundamentals don't mean shit
if you got no strength.
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- My knee hurts.
- We're almost done.
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Oh, God. You son of a bitch.
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So this is your place?
Wow!
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You know, it actually looks
a lot like my apartment.
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- Don't sit on my bed.
- No. No. Wasn't gonna.
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That's a good bed though.
That's a beautiful bed. Nice and soft.
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Charlie, are you here
to try to have sex with me?
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I can't believe you could ask me
a question like that in my time of need.
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I'm sorry.
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That's okay. We... We got a history,
and you're suspicious.
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I get that. We got a crazy history,
you and me. Oh, well.
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You know, maybe I'll just...
maybe I'll just get a little comfortable...
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and I won't talk,
and you can just kinda...
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- Just watch your feet on the...
- tell me about...
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- I'll take my shoes off.
- No. Just don't take your shoes off.
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I'm really more comfortable
if I take my shoes off.
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- Charlie.
- So tell me about you.
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What kind of music are you into?
What's your favorite color?
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You ever... You ever owned a dog?
Do you want a dog?
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This thing is cozy.
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Just ice it
and it will go down.
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- I know what you do to it!
- Hey, what's the action?
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Oh, Jesus Christ! Are you gonna keep
saying that? Is that your catch phrase now?
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- Dad, can you please get me some ice?
- What happened to your eye?
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Well, Mac plays basketball
with his elbows. That's what happened.
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Youse were all playin' basketball?
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Yeah. It's a part
of our community service.
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Gotta coach kids.
It's part of our, uh, sentence.
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Like two teams playin'
against each other?
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Yeah, that's generally
how basketball is played.
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Basketball, huh? Here.
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And go! Very nice.
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Lot of tight footwork.
That's it. Very good.
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Chris, doin' really good.
You got some good moves.
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Dad, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Oh, well, I just came because
you were late. I volunteered.
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- Hey, do some ball work.
- Why are you doing this to me?
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I figured maybe you and I could do
a little father-son bonding.
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- I don't wanna bond with you. Go back to bonding with Charlie.
- Charlie's with a girl.
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- What girl?
- You know, the waitress girl.
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- The waitress hates Charlie.
- How do you know that?
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Because he's obsessed with her
and won't leave her alone.
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Quite frankly, I don't see what all the fuss
is about. I banged her. I don't get it.
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Dennis, you shouldn't be sleeping
with your friends' girlfriends.
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What, are you handing down life lessons?
Get the hell outta here! Get off my court!
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- What? Your court?
- Yeah.
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- Wanna shoot for it? Free throws?
- Shoot for what?
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Throw me the ball.
All right.
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Well, best out of three
gets to be the coach.
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- Dad, you don't wanna shoot me for it, because you'll lose.
- You wanna bet?
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Okay, kids, keys to the game.
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Elbows. Knees.
Say it with me once. Ready?
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Elbows. Knees.
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Excellent. Excellent work. Now you're
gonna want to utilize both of those...
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over the course of the season, okay?
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Because the referees in this
league aren't gonna call 'em.
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But they might, which is why
you have to be very careful.
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Fouls can lose a game for even
the most dominant of teams.
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Yeah, kids, could you excuse
the assistant coach and I for a second?
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We'll be back.
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Don't you ever contradict me
in front of my team like that.
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These kids need to know
who their coach is.
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Well, I can see how they might be confused.
Are those combat boots?
225
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:44,151
Don't get all high-and-mighty because
you got a pantsuit. You look like Big Bird!
226
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,222
I got the season schedule right here.
227
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,597
- Get back! I can handle this.
- I have to see.
228
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,332
- What's up?
- Why are you here?
229
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,636
- I'm coaching Dennis's team.
- Not coaching my team.
230
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,199
- You lost fair and square.
- Don't give a shit.
231
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,472
Oh, it is on!
We play you guys first!
232
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,242
- We are gonna school your sorry-ass team!
- Wanna make it interesting?
233
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,374
Dad, you don't wanna do that.
Our kids are terrible.
234
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,318
- That's what a bad coach would say.
- A hundred bucks says we win.
235
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,652
- You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team.
- Well, assistant coach.
236
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,954
- Let's make it 200.
- How about five, bitch?
237
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,654
- What are you doing?
- You scared? You wanna quit? You can back out.
238
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,721
'Cause I can coach this team
better than you or Dennis or Dad...
239
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,926
or any other goddamn man
any day of the week.
240
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,129
Whoo! Whoo!
That's it! Gambling!
241
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,640
Oh, I can't tell you
how great I'm feeling.
242
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,306
I haven't been this healthy
in, like, a crazy long time.
243
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,406
It's having amazing effects
on my body.
244
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,283
- That's probably the best thing about it.
- Yeah. Wow.
245
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,618
So you can probably stop coming
over here all the time then, huh?
246
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,558
Uh, well, I don't know.
I just don't know if that's safe.
247
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,960
- Yeah, I think it's safe.
- Maybe if you think it's safe, I'll consider it.
248
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,159
But whoo...
249
00:13:55,234 --> 00:14:00,103
Hey, um, how's
your friend Dennis?
250
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,072
- Hmm?
- I haven't seen him around much lately.
251
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,200
What...
What's he up to?
252
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:07,404
He's, like, working at some
stupid youth center thing.
253
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,109
- He works with kids?
- Yeah. But he has to. That's why.
254
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,880
Oh, my God.
That is so sweet.
255
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,354
Do you think maybe we
could go down and see him?
256
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,516
Why don't we roll
down there today?
257
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,584
You know, you and me.
Celebrate the three days sober.
258
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,686
Great.
I'll get changed.
259
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,460
Great.
260
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,364
So get out.
261
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,427
Actually I probably need to take a shower,
'cause I'm crazy sweaty from those.
262
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,029
Charlie.
263
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,472
I'm an alcoholic
trying to get better...
264
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,567
and I'm getting
kicked out on the street.
265
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,613
All right. Jesus.
You can start.
266
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,705
These are wristbands...
267
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,274
and these are safety pins.
268
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:50,345
I want everybody to insert their
safety pin into their wristband...
269
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,390
sharp side out.
270
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:56,588
All right, if you come down right on the top
part and smash down with all your weight...
271
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,062
you'll break the kid's foot
in three places.
272
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,531
What if I get hurt?
273
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,535
That's a good question.
Now as long as you hurt the other kid...
274
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,163
as bad or worse than he hurts you...
275
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,175
you'll have done your job,
and I'll be proud of you.
276
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,770
Look how good he is
with those kids.
277
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,816
You like that, huh?
278
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,909
Tell you what.
I'll be right back.
279
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:26,719
Okay, here we go. Lay it up.
280
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,091
Shoot it up. Let's see.
Whoo. Very nice.
281
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:34,189
Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on
over here a minute. I'm gonna talk to you.
282
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,066
Let's see. Go on over there.
You go... You guys go.
283
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,470
Now listen. Clearly, you're
the best player on the team.
284
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,100
All right? Now I wanna
give you a couple lessons...
285
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,475
that maybe Coach Dennis
hasn't covered with you.
286
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:51,277
Lesson number one:
Winnin' ain't everything.
287
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:56,151
Lesson two:
Do you own a bike?
288
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,015
Hey.
289
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,287
- Dennis, hey.
- Hey.
290
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,727
I haven't seen you in a while.
291
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,129
You haven't come by
the coffee shop.
292
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,397
Uh, yeah.
293
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:16,737
Um, so I know that it was kind of...
it got weird after the...
294
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,539
- Right.
- When we...
295
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,876
Um, anyway...
296
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,849
I thought maybe we could spend
some time together again.
297
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:30,412
Um, haven't you been spending
a lot of time with Charlie lately?
298
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,457
I'm helping him get sober.
299
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,925
Right. Well, good.
That's a good thing.
300
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,929
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
301
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,431
- So I don't want to get in the middle of that.
- Oh.
302
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:44,401
So we shouldn't talk at all
while that's going on.
303
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,200
Oh.
304
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,400
Good. All right.
I'll see you.
305
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,375
Wha... You will see me.
306
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,901
- I'll see you.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep.
307
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,381
- Charlie, this isn't working out.
- Huh?
308
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,250
I don't wanna be your sponsor anymore. It's
starting to get in the way of my personal life.
309
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:06,519
What are you talkin' about?
310
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,186
I only offered
to be your sponsor...
311
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,957
so I could get closer
to your friend Dennis.
312
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,892
- What? Dennis?
- Yeah.
313
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,870
Come on! That guy, he's
like one of those cheesy...
314
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,272
Oh, he's so phony. No. You know what?
We can't do this action.
315
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,607
You gotta... 'Cause what
if I start drinking again?
316
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,204
That's a risk
I'm willing to take.
317
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,985
I hope you guys
are ready for the pain.
318
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,453
Oh, we'll be bringing
a little pain of our own.
319
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,457
- You guys are goin' down.
- We'll see.
320
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,085
- All right, kids, how are you feelin'?
- Good.
321
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,028
Good? Doesn't sound good.
Are you drinking the Red Bull?
322
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,327
- Come on. Chug 'em down.
- I feel sick.
323
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,800
That's the vitamins ripping out the inside
of your stomach. That's a good thing. Trust me.
324
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,565
Flop, come here for a second.
325
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,409
All right.
These are for you.
326
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,073
And there's a steel toe in there.
Don't be afraid to use it.
327
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,275
- Thanks, Dad.
- I'm not your dad.
328
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,751
All right. Let's get
this show on the road.
329
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,983
All right, Team Wildcats!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
330
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,184
All right, boys. Now listen up.
This week... Where's Chris?
331
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,854
- Uh, I don't know.
- You don't know? You guys know where Chris is?
332
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,626
- No.
- Ah, it's no big deal. We don't need him.
333
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,896
It is a big deal. We can't play without Chris.
I got 500 bucks on this game.
334
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,903
- Are you crazy?
- Well, let's...
335
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,769
- I gotta find him. We can't play without him.
- No. You can't go.
336
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,435
- He lives a block away. I'll be right back.
- Dennis, where...
337
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,411
- I'll be right back.
- Let's go. Get ready. Put your shoes on.
338
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,707
Hey, Chris, you in there?
Chris, come on, buddy. Let's go.
339
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,777
Hey.
340
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,585
What the hell are you doing?
The game's about to start.
341
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,626
- I got a new bike.
- So ride your bike after the game.
342
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:52,289
- I'm not supposed to play.
- What do you mean, you're not supposed to play?
343
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,027
You know what? I don't
have to talk to you, shithead!
344
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:01,734
You bought Chris a new bike
to throw the game. The bet's off.
345
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,503
- Whoa!
- You can't call the bet off.
346
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,136
- Dad's up to something.
- I'm not up to nothing.
347
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,203
- Excuse me. Hey, Dennis.
- Yeah?
348
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,114
Hey, um, just... I want...
Just good luck out there.
349
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,209
Okay, yeah.
What are you talking about?
350
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,846
- I just wanted to say good luck.
- All right. Great. Thanks.
351
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,016
Um, why don't you have a seat on the
bleachers? I'm in the middle of something.
352
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:24,586
No way. I'm not sitting up there.
It's way too smoky.
353
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,802
You cheating piece of shit.
354
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:39,332
Oh, let's go!
355
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,902
Let's... Let's play
some basketball, all right?
356
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,278
- Charlie, what are you doing?
- I volunteered.
357
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,476
- Let's play some ball.
- Oh, my God.
358
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,986
You know what, man?
You gotta call this game off.
359
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,989
Oh, you're dead to me. There's a dead man
speaking to me right here.
360
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,581
- Great. You're drunk.
- I'm dead to you?
361
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,025
Yeah, I am drunk.
You know why?
362
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,121
- I don't have a sponsor anymore!
- Whatever, Charlie.
363
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,689
- Let's play basketball!
- You gotta call this game off, Charlie!
364
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,895
- Let's have the teams! Let's play ball!
- Let's play.
365
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,870
You're not gonna get away
with this, Dad.
366
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,407
I haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
367
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:29,624
Get him with the elbow!
368
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,878
What the hell are you doing?
369
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:12,035
Hey, hey.
Right?
370
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,682
All right, Charlie, that's it!
371
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,985
You call this game!
This game is over!
372
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,924
- You got a problem? Button that lip!
- Don't tell me to button my lip!
373
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,927
- Is that a threat?
- Yeah, that's a threat!
374
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,327
- You're outta here!
- Charlie, what are you doing?
375
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,832
- I call 'em like I see 'em.
- Come on, man. Calm down.
376
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,800
- You're outta here!
- Oh, my God!
377
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,860
- Yes! I'm head coach!
- This is your fault, Dad!
378
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,236
- Why is it my fault?
- Because you fixed the game!
379
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,707
- You fixed the game?
- What are you talking about?
380
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,506
- Yes, he fixed the game!
- What are you talking about?
381
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,911
How do you do
something like that?
382
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,109
Do you see what you've done?
383
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,175
Get out ofhere!
You're in the showers!