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I think what Mac's trying to say...
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is that it's probably
the greatest movie of all time.
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That's 'cause it is.
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Rocky IV is not
the greatest movie of all time.
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Dee, what do you consider
to be a good movie?
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- I don't know, like, Million Dollar Baby...
- Oh, come on.
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- Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous.
- Come on. It won an Oscar.
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Rocky IV has Stallone in it...
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and he bashes a Russian's face
to all smithereens.
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Lifting anvils and shit,
and pulling trucks through the snow.
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Million Dollar Baby
is totally unrealistic.
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- Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles.
- It's true.
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Okay, that is a horribly sexist thing to say.
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It's not sexist.
It's just truthful.
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Girls can't pull trucks through snow.
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- Can you pull trucks through snow?
- I absolutely could.
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- You can barely walk in the snow.
- Excuse me.
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Time out. Is the truck parked in neutral?
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- Hey!
- What, dude?
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Empty your pockets.
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- Now.
- Okay.
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Hey, let's just all stay calm.
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Nice friends.
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Maybe... one to two inches of snow?
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- One to two inches...
- And a Ford F-150.
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Right. In park, but no emergency brake.
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Maybe I could pull it four feet.
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- I'd give him four feet.
- I'd give him five. What's with the gym bag?
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Just got back from
a "Boxercise" class at the gym.
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"Boxercise"? What kind
of queer shit is that?
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- I'm learning self-defense.
- You wanna learn self-defense, you come to Daddy.
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I mean, all during the '60s, before
I met my whore wife, I was a boxer.
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They called me Frankie Fast Hands.
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Frankie Fast Hands, everybody.
Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad.
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Is this about that stupid
Million Dollar Baby movie, Dee?
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No, actually, Mac,
it's about being left with a mugger...
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because my chickenshit brother
and his friends ditched me.
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- You ditched your sister?
- Absolutely.
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- With a mugger...
- The guy had a knife.
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Of course we did.
What were we supposed to do?
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If I was there, I would have used
my Frankie Fast Hands technique.
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Technique don't mean shit
out on the streets. Guys have knives.
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Yeah. In boxing, there are rules.
On the streets, we ain't got no rules.
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Ain't no rules out on the streets.
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- You guys got no rules on the streets, you.
- Oh, please.
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Will you stop talking
about the streets...
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you three jackasses,
like you've been there?
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I mean, any underground street fight in
Philadelphia, you'd find tons of technique.
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- You think you could teach me?
- In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses.
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Right. See you then.
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Dennis, I have an idea.
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- Well, this is awesome.
- Yeah. This is amazing.
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There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful.
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Yeah, and we were totally right.
These guys don't have technique.
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They get all cranked up like animals
and beat the Christ out of each other.
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Look at all this money
being thrown around.
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- Dude, we gotta get in on this.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating.
- Yeah.
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Get up!
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You know who can take
a really good beating?
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- Charlie.
- Charlie.
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Here she is... The old gym.
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Smell that?
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- That's the smell of hard work.
- And feet.
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That's the smell of big dreams.
The smell of glory.
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- It smells like feet.
- And feet. Does smell like feet.
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- Frank?
- Oh, shit.
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Frankie Fast Hands!
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- Holy crap. I knew it was you.
I haven't seen you in years.
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Hey-Hey-Hey, Frankie, it's me.
Bobby Thunderson.
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- Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby.
- Look at you!
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You... really let yourself go.
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Oh-Oh, are you trying
to get back into fighting form?
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No, I'm actually, uh, teaching
my daughter some self-defense.
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Holy... Holy shit, man.
I'm training my daughter too.
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Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her.
Look at her over there.
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Look, look, look. Oh!
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Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh?
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Like her old man, huh?
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- Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob.
- Yeah.
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Hey, don't listen
to everything this guy tells you.
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You don't wanna get knocked out
in the first round.
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Oh, my God, that's
an annoying sound he makes.
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- Ass... hole.
- Yeah, asshole.
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Okay, don't listen to anything he says.
He's a real creep.
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All right, now. Here, we're gonna
start weight training.
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First things first... Squats.
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Okay. That's it.
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Uh, that looks really heavy.
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Look. This is not gonna be
a half-assed workout.
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We gotta really get into it.
It's gonna hurt.
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- Yeah, but I can't lift that.
- Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me.
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Here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna take all the weight on your neck.
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Then you're gonna jam your legs down
and hyperextend your ankles...
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and then shoot back up
and lock your knees in place.
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Not one of those things
sounds right to me at all.
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Look. You wanna fight like a man?
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You gotta train like a man.
Now, come on. Gimme a squat.
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- Ready. Go!
- Oh, my God!
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- Go. Keep it up.
- Daddy, I can't.
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- It's... I can't.
- Keep it up. Keep it up.
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At least I got the one. Right?
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Yeah. Get out, get out, get out.
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We got a lot of work to do.
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Good, good.
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- Ah!
- Mm-hmm.
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What are we doing?
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Charlie, you're, like,
the toughest guy we know.
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- Yeah?
- So nobody can kick your ass, right?
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- Practically invincible.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, what's your point though?
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Well... So here's what's gonna happen, pal.
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Dennis and I are gonna train you...
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to be an underground street fighter.
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What? That is brilliant.
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- Yeah, it is.
- Okay, what's the first step?
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- First step is getting that shirt off.
- Yeah, let's get that shirt off.
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- Why would I do that?
- That shirt's just gonna weigh you down.
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Yeah, and Rocky never
wears a shirt when he trains...
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so let's just go ahead
and rip that bad boy off.
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I think I'm gonna wear it.
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That's ridiculous.
You can't train and wear a shirt, dude.
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Now it's becoming this
whole big thing. It feels a little gay.
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- It's not gay. Just take your shirt off.
- It's not gay.
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Why can't I just get, like, all excited and
passionately rip it off in the moment?
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- Why can't you just take your shirt off for us?
- Just drop it for now.
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All right, all right.
Uh, maybe you should punch something.
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- There you go.
- Yeah, you should punch something...
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Why don't you punch this board?
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Okay. Hold it steady for me.
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- Watch your eyes.
- All right, come on.
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Oh!
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Oh, that's...
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- That looks like it stings.
- Oh, my God.
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- What's that made out of?
- It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood.
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- It's, like, particle board.
- It's, like, harder than wood, dude.
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- No.
- It's actually softer than wood.
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- Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood.
- Petrified wood.
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- What happened, man? I thought you were...
- I don't know.
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- I wasn't drunk enough.
- You should be drunk for this.
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- We should all be drunk for this.
- Let's get really drunk.
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- All right.
- Yeah. You know what? I'll get some beers.
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- Come with me.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Let him go.
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- Mmm.
- I don't know what happened.
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- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra,
we've been at this for days now.
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It's like you have no motor skills.
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Just grab that bar
and jerk it down behind your neck.
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Hey! How's the chip
off the old block doin'?
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- Bobby, not now, okay?
- Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61?
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They billed it as "Beauty Versus the Beast."
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Wasn't much of a fight.
First-round knockout.
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- He went down like a...
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on a second.
What's goin' on with you, Thunderson?
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What, are you trying
to humiliate me?
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Uh, I think you did that
to yourself 40 years ago.
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You know damn well
you hit me after the bell.
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- That was a cheap shot.
- What are you... You know, excuses are like assholes.
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Everybody's got one,
and they all stink.
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- Oh, yeah? You wanna go at it right now?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You wanna settle this now?
Let's do it right here.
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Let's settle this son of a bitch right here.
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Hey, hey. Take it easy here.
Jesus. Show a little class, will ya?
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Geez. Look, I'm an old man.
I don't fight no more.
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I let my daughter
do my fighting for me.
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And maybe in a couple years,
when this little graham cracker...
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might have the stuff to compete,
maybe we'll see.
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Wait. You know what, asshole?
Why don't you go to hell?
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- Dee, stay out of this.
- No. This guy has been all over us since we walked in.
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I tell you what, jerk.
Why don't you take you big mouth...
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and go someplace else with it?
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Listen, little buttercup,
I'm just bustin' your old man's balls.
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- You don't have to get your panties in an uproar.
- Oh, my God.
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Are you standing there?
Come on, move.
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- That guy is such an asshole.
- Don't blame it on him.
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You're not makin' any progress.
I'm goin' to get the jump rope.
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- Men are such pricks.
- Oh, tell me about it.
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I bet you're real tired
of them pushing you around.
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Oh, God, you have no idea.
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If only there was a way
that you could be...
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physically tough enough
to intimidate men.
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I'm sorry. Do I know you?
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Let's just say I provide
a much-needed service around this place.
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Step into the shadows
and, uh, we'll talk.
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Yeah?
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Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door.
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- What?
- It's Mac and Dennis. Open the door.
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Open the door, bro.
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All right, guys.
Hang on a second. It's like, uh...
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It's like 11:00 in the morning here.
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- We don't care. Open the door.
- Surprise, bitch.
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You're hittin' me with that?
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Charlie, let's be honest.
Punching boards isn't your thing.
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- But that's okay.
- Yes, that's okay, because for you...
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it's not gonna be about
inflicting punishment...
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it's gonna be about having
punishment inflicted upon you.
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- We need to smash things all over your body.
- Yes!
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- No.
- Yes.
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- We need to build up your tolerance to beatings.
- Hence the smashing.
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- We used a trash can, but Dennis wanted to use a chair.
- I think he's ready.
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- That's way too excessive at this point.
- That guy's ready.
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- He's not ready for a chair.
- I'm tellin' you, he's ready.
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Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair.
Go get a chair.
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See what you're doing to him?
You're getting him all worked up.
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- He's the toughest guy we know.
- Yes, he is, but he...
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Hey, Mac! Get a chair,
smash it on my back.
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That's the right attitude.
He's got the right attitude.
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I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on
those little short-shorts.
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- Let's take things to the next level.
- Yeah.
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- But first things first. Let's get good and drunk.
- Let's get drunk!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoo!
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Drink this. Drink this.
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Now, just to be clear,
these aren't steroids, right?
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No, no, no, no.
Of course not.
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These are performance-enhancing supplements.
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Okay, so how long before
I start to notice something?
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This is the good stuff.
You'll feel it almost immediately.
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But I should warn you,
you may experience some mood swings...
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some irrational thinking
here and there...
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but it is nothing compared
to the long-term effects.
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- Which are what?
- You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it?
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I'll get some water.
224
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,432
- How you feel, man? You drunk?
- Yeah. I'm pretty wasted.
225
00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:09,967
- Great. So what do we smash first?
- I wanna smash a crate.
226
00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:12,162
- Yeah, a crate on his back.
- Why don't you punch me?
227
00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:14,228
- Punch you? Punch you?
- What?
228
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,501
I'm probably gonna get punched a lot
in the tournament, right?
229
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,509
- Yeah. All right.
- Okay, that's a good point.
230
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,670
- Let's punch him.
- Pop that shirt off, and we'll start punching.
231
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,771
- Oh, my God. Really?
- Yeah, man.
232
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,340
Every time I'm gonna take...
233
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:28,352
- Why can't you just take it off?
- Just take it off.
234
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,581
- You're ruining the moment.
- What is with you and the moment?
235
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,146
You know what?
Forget it. Forget it.
236
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,158
- Who do you want to punch you first?
- I don't care.
237
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,927
- That was good.
- Well, you caught me off guard.
238
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,798
That was a big part of it.
239
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,135
- That was the same spot. The same, exact spot.
- Yeah.
240
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,198
Charlie, if we keep this up,
you're gonna be...
241
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,334
the best underground
street fighter ever, bro.
242
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,973
- Okay. Okay. Deandra.
- Just 10 more minutes.
243
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,142
- No, no. That's it. Dee, that's...
- I love it. I need more of it.
244
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,152
It's dangerous.
Enough. Enough.
245
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,519
Come on, what the hell has gotten
into you the last couple of days?
246
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,615
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
247
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,286
You think I can't do this by myself?
You think I'm on something?
248
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,692
- "On something"?
- Yeah.
249
00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:12,957
- I never said you were on something.
- Then don't. Don't start.
250
00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:15,693
Hey, now we're talkin' here.
She's a killer.
251
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,325
You're goddamn right I'm a killer.
252
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:19,802
You look like a Holocaust victim
in pageant makeup.
253
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,500
- I will eat your babies, bitch.
- Bring it!
254
00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:25,509
- Nobody's eating babies.
- Hey, you lookin' to spar, little girl?
255
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:27,545
- No. No fight. She's not ready.
- Oh, I'm ready.
256
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,843
- No, you're not ready.
- I'm ready! Let me eat her babies.
257
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,475
- What about next Friday, huh?
- Yeah. How's Friday?
258
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,815
- You're crazy.
- How's Friday to you?
259
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,718
What's the matter,
"Frankie Fat Hands"?
260
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:39,222
- You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did?
- Hey!
261
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,020
- Get this lion off of me here.
- No!
262
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,687
No! You stop it. This is my fight.
Do you understand me?
263
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,526
I'm sick of men getting in my way.
This is my fight. You hear me?
264
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,658
- You hear what I'm saying?
- Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh?
265
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,329
Okay. We'll see you
next Friday, huh?
266
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,804
"Beauty Versus the Beast II."
267
00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,603
Come on, Brianna. Here we go.
268
00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,110
- You're not ready for this fight.
- Oh, I have an idea, Dad.
269
00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:03,944
Why don't you shut your fat
little monkey face and hold the bag?
270
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,248
I'm gonna paralyze this bitch.
271
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,415
Yes, Dad, I know the fight
is in a few hours, all right?
272
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,186
I'm trying to find
my goddamn headband. Is that okay?
273
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:57,285
Is it okay with you if I find my headband
before I come down there?
274
00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,455
Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus!
275
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,556
Why didn't we get
the orange one like I said?
276
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,568
This one might as well
be goddamn camouflaged!
277
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,571
Oh, good. Are you happy now?
278
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:10,005
I just punched a hole in my wall!
279
00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,005
Are you sure you're okay, dude?
280
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,017
No, I'm not.
281
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,417
I start thinking, you know, and it makes...
282
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:25,354
It makes me so angry.
283
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:31,595
What am I saying?
284
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,765
Okay. Were gonna go...
285
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,063
We're gonna go sign you up
for the fight.
286
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,365
- Yes!
- And you stay here and eat your eggs.
287
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,271
Have the... Have... Make sure
you eat some of the sandwich.
288
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,434
- Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right?
- Can you meet us later?
289
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,911
Meet you later?
Can I meet you later?
290
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:51,448
- Are you gonna meet us?
- Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later!
291
00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:53,381
All right.
292
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,630
All right, sign here, here and here.
293
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,725
And what is this?
294
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:15,034
These are waiver forms in case
your fighter is seriously injured... or killed.
295
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,076
Oh, we don't care about that.
Sign away.
296
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,077
- What's the, uh, fighter's name?
- Clown Baby.
297
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,943
- Clown Ba... Clown Baby?
- Yeah.
298
00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:26,916
- You mean like a baby clown?
- Not a baby clown. A clown ba...
299
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,545
It's like a baby...
It's like a clown that is a baby.
300
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,421
- I said cl... clown baby.
- Mm-mmm. You said baby clown.
301
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,426
- I don't even care.
- Yep.
302
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,395
"Clown Baby"? What in the hell
kind of a name is Clown Baby?
303
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,261
Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet
on a guy named Clown Baby.
304
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,766
He's gonna be a huge underdog.
305
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:46,600
- Which means we stand to make even more money off him.
- Exactly.
306
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,731
- Oh, that's brilliant.
- Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby.
307
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,242
Oh, Dennis. 500?
That's all we got, dude.
308
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,939
You saw Charlie.
We turned that kid into an animal.
309
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,778
Oh, yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim?
Say you're prettier than me?
310
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,913
Okay, maybe that part
might be a little bit true.
311
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,016
We'll see how pretty you are
as soon as I punch a hole in your...
312
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,027
Wha...
313
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,029
Where the he...
314
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,361
Who took my shit?
315
00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:16,366
I might have had some.
316
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:19,494
What did you just say,
you little bitch?
317
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,036
I might have had some
of your pills or whatever.
318
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,081
Oh, yeah?
319
00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:34,482
I am gonna punch a hole
through your face.
320
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,953
I'd like to see you try that.
321
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,252
Yeah?
322
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,328
- Ooh, you're gonna die!
- Oh, I am gonna rip your face off...
323
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,131
- You're gonna die!
- Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it.
324
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:56,834
I'm gonna take one second to take
my shirt off, and then you're gonna die!
325
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,403
What the... Hey, listen, lady.
326
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:06,382
You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend,
you go do it somewhere else.
327
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:08,544
Watch the car.
328
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,521
- Dude, where the hell is your fighter?
- He'll be here.
329
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000
- He'll be here when?
- Soon!
330
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:27,300
- Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring.
- Okay.
331
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,840
Just got off the phone with Charlie.
332
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,842
- Well, where is he?
- He's in jail with Dee.
333
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,378
- What?
- Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines...
334
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,539
and beat the shit out of some guy
in front of the bar.
335
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,345
- Amphetamines?
- Yeah, like, steroids or something. I don't know.
336
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,851
- Damn it, Charlie.
- Look at the dude he was supposed to fight.
337
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,548
- He's the scrawniest...
- I know! Charlie would have killed that guy.
338
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,715
We're gonna miss out
on all this money.
339
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,758
- Anybody could kick that guy's ass.
- I know.
340
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,284
Come on. You could kick...
You-You could kick that guy's ass.
341
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,388
You think?
342
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,628
Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're,
like, the second toughest guy I know.
343
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,032
I did bash Charlie good a couple times.
344
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,400
- You almost hurt him once.
- With the bottle?
345
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,995
- Yeah, and that's next to impossible.
- That was good.
346
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,006
- You're... You're good.
- I am good.
347
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:05,167
Yeah.
348
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:08,838
Tell you what. Um...
Why don't you go stretch out.
349
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:12,007
I'll talk to the bookie
and let him know that Clown Baby...
350
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,017
has arrived.
351
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,653
- Let's do it.
- All right.
352
00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:19,747
Goddamn it.
353
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:22,088
- Frankie, what's the deal?
- She got arrested.
354
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,096
- Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out.
- So we'll never get the fight.
355
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,598
That's a shame, Frankie.
Lot of unanswered questions.
356
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,501
You want your fight? You got your fight.
You and me, right now.
357
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,596
- Well, I... No.
- What? Daddy, you can beat him. Come on.
358
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,199
- You're next.
- It'll be like the old days. I will kill you.
359
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,403
I will knock your nose off your face.
360
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,742
You wanna knock something,
you knock it off of me.
361
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,907
- That's right.
- All right, you got a fight.
362
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,917
Greg, get my gloves.
363
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,453
- I'm sorry, bro.
- Yeah, well, sorry's not gonna get our money back.
364
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,922
- He was so fast.
- You should have moved around a little more and tired him out.
365
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,982
- We have nothing.
- I don't know what to say.
366
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,427
- I gave it my best.
- Yeah. You know what? Your best wasn't good enough.
367
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,657
- Hey, you have the time?
- Aw, not you again.
368
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,723
We don't have any money.
We just lost it all.
369
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,769
- Empty your pockets.
- Hey, meth-head.
370
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,861
Are you listening to me?
We don't have any money.
371
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,429
Do it, or I will kill you both.
372
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:11,600
Okay, here you go. Look. Empty.
373
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,109
- Now you.
- I don't have anything.
374
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,805
- Do it.
- I don't have...
375
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:17,575
- Just empty your pockets.
- No. I'm not emptying 'em. I'm not even gonna...
376
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,776
I don't feel like standing
in this alley all night.
377
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,876
- It's a matter of principle.
- A matter of principle?
378
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:25,719
- I don't feel like standing in an alley
with a meth-head. - I'm gonna stab you, man!
379
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,850
- For the love of God, empty your pockets.
- Okay.
380
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:35,830
- What the hell is that?
- Give it to me.
381
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,801
You give us a second.
382
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:42,699
Where did you get that money?
383
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,642
I had to change the bet... a little.
384
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,008
- You bet against me?
- I bet against you.
385
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,343
- Why would you bet against me?
- It was the right move.
386
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,976
- I mean, you got your ass kicked.
- Why wouldn't you tell me?
387
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:57,021
I could have taken a dive.
I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked.
388
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,989
Mac, it had to look real.
389
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,288
Were you gonna tell me eventually?
390
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,930
- Yes.
- Yeah?
391
00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:10,365
- I was going to tell you eventually.
- Yeah?
392
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,199
You know what?
Stab this son of a bitch.
393
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,205
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, come on, Mac.
394
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,298
Don't be like that, man.
You would have done the same thing.
395
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:21,243
Come on, don't act like a baby.
396
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,371
Please don't stab me.
397
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,541
Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy.
398
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,712
- Your last chance to chicken out.
- That ain't gonna happen, Bobby.
399
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,121
- I've been waiting for this for a long time.
- All right, Frankie.
400
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,386
Seeing that we're
a couple of old men here...
401
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,485
I think we should
lay down some ground rules.
402
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,224
Now. Number one.
403
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,822
Holy shit!