1 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,541 - What? - Hi, Mrs. Reynolds. 2 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:16,548 - What do you want? - Frank sent me over to pick up his toupee. 3 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,607 - His toupee? - Yep. 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,984 - What does he need his toupee for? - I think he has a date. 5 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,324 Frank has a date? 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,326 Yeah, I guess. 7 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:29,328 Well, he can't have it. It's mine. 8 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,263 You own his hair? 9 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,233 All right, fine. It's in a box in the hallway. 10 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:37,235 I was gonna throw it away anyway. 11 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:40,966 So I'm really sorry about this. I know it's probably a tough time for you. 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,636 Divorce is a tricky thing. Oh! I found it. 13 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,736 I got the hair now. 14 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:50,579 Found the hair. So I guess I'll just, uh, see myself out. 15 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:54,009 Right. Thank you for the hair. 16 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,095 Oh, shit. 17 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,392 Wait till you see the hair. 18 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:42,196 This is really authentic-looking hair. It looks good. 19 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,634 - So how do you know this chick, anyway? - Angie Spinola... 20 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,968 High school. Firecracker. Hung out all the time. 21 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,905 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. We did everything together. 22 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,966 Wild sex. Whoa! 23 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,535 I mean... You name it, we did it. 24 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,946 - Well, she sounds awesome. - Yeah. They don't make women like Angie anymore. 25 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:58,950 Tell you that right now. 26 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,646 Charlie, you gonna be okay, I leave you alone at the bar here? 27 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,747 I think things have been going pretty well since you put me in charge, Frank. 28 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:08,260 Right. Keep your fingers crossed. 29 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,822 What are you? 30 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:17,392 Why? Why would a person wipe their own shit onto a wall? 31 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,597 I don't know. 32 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:22,232 What are you doing? I thought you were cleaning the toilet. 33 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,276 What? Cleaning toilet? No, that's what Charlie does. 34 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,278 I'm not doing Charlie work anymore. 35 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,645 Okay, Dad said we need to, so get back in there and clean the stall. 36 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,946 Dee, Dee... Will you take it easy? 37 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:34,282 I got a little plan to get us out of it. 38 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,288 - You do? - Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,290 Oh, God, that's good news. What is it? 40 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,485 Well, let's just say I got a little date tonight... 41 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,790 and as soon as Charlie sees who it is... 42 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,787 no more Charlie work for me. 43 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,856 How does that help me? 44 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,970 - I guess it doesn't, really. - Mm-mmm. It sure doesn't. 45 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,633 You know, you should come up with a plan just like I did... 46 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,699 and then you can get out of Charlie work too. 47 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,473 Oh, you think I can't come up with a plan? 48 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:03,710 Hey! 49 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,775 - Dennis, hey. - Got something for you. 50 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,912 What? Really? 51 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,548 - Yeah. - Wow! Oh, thank you. 52 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,615 - That's really nice. - Can I take your coat? 53 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,718 Uh, are we staying here? 54 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,525 No, no. I just want to have a look at what you're wearing. 55 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:22,090 - Okay. - All right. 56 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,728 So... what do you think? 57 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:28,171 Yeah, okay. That'll work. Are you not wearing makeup? 58 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,733 - I'm wearing makeup. - Really? 59 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:34,302 - Yeah. - Do you have any more? 60 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,541 No. I didn't bring makeup. 61 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,550 Mmm. 62 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:41,109 Uh, okay. That's all right. 63 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,212 Let's go say good night to Charlie. Come on. 64 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:46,520 Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea. 65 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,720 Oh, no, no, no. He's totally fine with the situation. 66 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,729 - It's cool. Come on. - Really? 67 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,391 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 68 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,893 Hey, buddy. 69 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,496 Please knock if you're gonna be coming into my off... 70 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,438 What ya doin'? 71 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,506 - Uh, I was doing some office stuff. - Oh, yeah? 72 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,547 Well, listen, uh, we are gonna hit the town... 73 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,913 so we just wanted to pop back and say good night. 74 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,111 Looks like you got everything under control back here. 75 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,622 - Yeah, I do. - That's a nice house of cards, Charlie. 76 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:19,453 Actually, no. I was doing some business stuff'cause I'm the manager now. 77 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:22,085 Great. Well, we're out of here. Don't work too hard, okay, bud? 78 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,561 - Good night, Charlie. - Yeah, good night. 79 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,065 - Could you, uh, give me one second? - Yeah. 80 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,101 Thanks. 81 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,029 Okay, listen. Here's the deal. 82 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,975 I'm gonna bang her tonight, probably around 10:30 or so. 83 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,978 Now, I really don't wanna do that... 84 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:43,277 so all you have to do to stop me is call my cell phone... by 10:30... 85 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,647 and say, "Dennis, you don't have to do Charlie work anymore." 86 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,585 - You're not gonna get away with this. - Oh, yeah, I will. 87 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,146 I'll get away with it. 10:30, okay? 88 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,093 10:30. 89 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,289 Gonna blackmail me? 90 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:03,096 You gonna blackmail me, Dennis Reynolds? 91 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,899 - You ready? - I'm ready. Let's roll. 92 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,101 - Hey-o! What's up, buddy? - Hello. 93 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:13,612 - What's that? - It's your dad's hair. 94 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,342 - Gross. - Yeah. Is Charlie here? 95 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,850 Yeah, man. What's up with you? You seem flustered. 96 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:22,183 - Is Charlie... - He's in the back office. 97 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:26,021 - I wanna talk to him. - Okay. Go talk to him. 98 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,822 - Okay. - Great. Yeah. 99 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,626 Uh... Bye, Dennis. 100 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,829 See ya. 101 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,372 Charlie, I have a real dilemma on my hands. 102 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,409 Normally I would never talk to you about these things because you're so unreliable... 103 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,604 but Dennis, Dee and Frank are all directly involved, and I gotta tell somebody, man. 104 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,613 I am bustin'. Okay... 105 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,878 Dennis's mom tried to have sex with me. 106 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,751 - Interesting. - Yeah, man, she got naked, she came on to me... 107 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:59,485 That woman is straight crazy, but I think I wanna bang her. I know I shouldn't do it... 108 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,187 - I think you should do it. - What? 109 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,388 An opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime, right? 110 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,955 - Right. - You'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers. 111 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,002 Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin', but it's Dennis and Dee's mom. 112 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,503 Well, that means that no one ever, ever is gonna find out. 113 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,506 - That doesn't make sense. - It doesn't have to make sense. 114 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:18,237 You're right. I'm gonna do it. 115 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,371 - Okay. Okay. Oh, this is good. - This is good. 116 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,677 - Oh, this is good. - Oh, oh, oh... I gotta meet Frank. 117 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,981 - I gotta give him his hair. - You go, 'cause I gotta plot, and I gotta think. 118 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,385 - Oh, great. - Get out of here. Go. God, this is good! 119 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:33,050 - Dennis's mom. Yes, he is. I'm busy. - I want my job back. 120 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,594 - Look, I'm... What? - I want my job back. 121 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,595 Well, I'm... 122 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,798 And you shall have it. 123 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:48,864 Oh, Dee. It looks like we both need things from each other. 124 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:52,104 I am not having sex with you, Charlie. 125 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,112 No. 126 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,910 It's not sex I want from you. 127 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,214 It's sex I don't want from Dennis. 128 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,550 Hmm? 129 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,556 Mmm. So you gotta tell me about all the shit you been gettin' into. 130 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,118 You must have a police record a mile long. 131 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,096 Oh, God. No. 132 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,998 Don't be modest now. You remember all the shit we used to get into? 133 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:17,001 - Mm-hmm. - You remember that night in the graveyard? 134 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:20,596 - How could I forget? - That slab was cold, baby. 135 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,607 It was. 136 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,576 And remember the time we robbed a motorcycle and ran it into the river? 137 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:29,604 - Yes. - Well, you must be doin' shit like that now, huh? Come on. 138 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,981 Well, I've slowed down quite a bit once I met my husband, Carl. 139 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,278 Oh, you told me you weren't married. 140 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:39,153 Oh, I'm not. Carl passed a few years ago. 141 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:43,252 - Oh. - Once I met him and had kids, I pretty much stayed at home. 142 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,264 Carl had two children from a previous marriage... 143 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,267 and then we had five of our own. 144 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,462 Oh, shit. 145 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,165 Hi. I'm Jenny. I'll be your server this evening. 146 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,505 Are you ready to order, or do you need some more time? 147 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,842 - I think we need just a little more time. - I'll be back in a second. 148 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,451 Isn't having children a blessing? 149 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,452 What? 150 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,647 Isn't having children such a blessing? 151 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,622 What the hell are you talking about? 152 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:15,354 Well, I mean, when Carl passed, my children were an enormous source of strength. 153 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,328 - I mean, I thought... - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 154 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:19,330 Angie, I'm gonna have to stop you. 155 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,332 - I'm sorry? - This is not gonna work out. 156 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,200 - What's not going to work out? - You, me, talking like this. 157 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:29,401 - Why? What's wrong? - For starters, you've got kids and shit. 158 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:31,466 And you talk about 'em. 159 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,240 You talk about your kids, you talk about your dead husband. 160 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:37,373 - I mean, it's kind of bummin' me out. - Oh, you know, I'm sorry. 161 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,476 It's not your fault. It's just, maybe... I think you're too old for me. 162 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:43,283 Frank, I'm two years younger than you. 163 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,122 That's what I'm talkin' about. 164 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,127 I had a really good time tonight. 165 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,129 I had a good time too. 166 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,427 Okay, what's the deal with that? 167 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:56,366 - What? - Why do you keep checking your cell phone? 168 00:08:56,435 --> 00:09:00,064 I've just been... I've been expecting an important phone call. 169 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:02,733 - I'm sorry. - No. Good luck with that. 170 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,174 Wait, wait, wait. Don't... Don't go. I wanna go inside. 171 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:09,874 - No. I'm not gonna ask you inside, Dennis. - Why not? 172 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:13,851 Because I really... like you. 173 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,980 Well, yeah. I mean... 174 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,422 I really like you too. 175 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,655 - Then let's just take it slow, okay? - Oh-Oh, wait. 176 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,899 Uh... 177 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,697 I... love you. 178 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,297 L... 179 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,365 I kind of don't know what to say. 180 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,536 I kind of don't want you to say anything. 181 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,251 Oh, uh, hold that thought. 182 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,083 - Yo. - I'm ready to talk. 183 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,716 Cuttin' it pretty close there, pal. I almost sealed the deal. 184 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,420 Just meet me at Paddy's and we'll work it all out. 185 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,635 Sorry about, uh... 186 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,728 I feel like maybe I was being a little judgmental. 187 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:09,070 - You're good. - Okay. Well, let's go. 188 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:12,304 No. You were right. I should... I'm gonna go. 189 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,810 Yeah. I'm gonna go now. We should take it slow. 190 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,611 - You were right. - Really? Because I... 191 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,743 don't need to now. 192 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,380 I think it's good. I think it's real good. 193 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,890 Call me. 194 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,622 Charlie? 195 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:35,565 You called just in the nick of time, buddy. I was... 196 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,963 Looks like we got a blown fuse in here. 197 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,507 Better get on that. Blown fuses count as Charlie work. 198 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:47,342 Oh, I don't think I'll be changing any fuses any time soon. 199 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:52,514 I know something you don't know. 200 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:08,099 That was, like, the best sex I've ever had, Mrs. Reynolds. 201 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,227 - Like something magical happened. - Hmm? 202 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,466 I was just saying that that was, like, so special... 203 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,974 and, I mean, it was like magic. 204 00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:20,910 You're not gonna start talking about your feelings and shit, are you? 205 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:26,109 No. Gay. 206 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,416 No. It's just that... I mean, unless you want to, 'cause... 207 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,422 No. 208 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,481 I got a better plan. 209 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,960 Okay. All right. Uh, so can I call you sometime? 210 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,429 - I have your number, right? - No, I don't think so. 211 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,898 I know how to find you. Why don't we leave it at that? 212 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,697 Wh... All right. Did I do something wrong? 213 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,704 I mean, was the sex bad? 214 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,230 - Don't worry about it. - I can make adjustments... 215 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,937 'Cause I've had to do that before, and it hasn't been a problem. 216 00:11:53,011 --> 00:11:56,037 - I'm shutting the door now. - Well, if I could just have a kiss good-bye... 217 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:58,344 that would be... really great for me. 218 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:02,285 If I gave you a kiss good-bye, would you let go of the door? 219 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,845 - Yeah. - Fine. 220 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,521 Oh, my God. Oh! 221 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:15,465 Yeah. It's a terrible thing. It's a terrible thing for you to see that. 222 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,525 - I'm gonna kill him. - No... 223 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,197 - I'm gonna kill him! - No. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 224 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,706 What are you gonna do, punch him in the face? Throw him? 225 00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:25,800 Work the body a little? No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why. 226 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,108 It doesn't "un-bang" your mom. 227 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,273 No, you gotta do something worse... 228 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,374 Something much, much worse. 229 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:36,580 You're gonna have to bang Mac's mom. 230 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,826 I thought I was. 231 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,125 - Hi. - What? 232 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,633 - I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? - Yeah. 233 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,691 I'm a friend of her son's. 234 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,795 - I know you, Dennis. - Oh. 235 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:56,807 Oh, my God. 236 00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:01,971 It's been a long time. Haven't seen you in a while. You look different. 237 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:05,107 - I gained a little weight. - Is that what it is? 238 00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:08,084 - Looks good on you. - Yeah. 239 00:13:08,153 --> 00:13:11,589 Yeah. Do you mind if I sit? 240 00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:20,427 So. Watching a little TV outside, huh? 241 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,831 I like the fresh air. 242 00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:25,199 Probably gets a little lonely though every once in a while... 243 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,261 watching TV out here by yourself. 244 00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:32,241 Every once in a while you probably want a man, right? 245 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,439 Someone to fulfill your desires. 246 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,776 Oh. 247 00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:42,615 Not interested. 248 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,452 Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. 249 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,960 Why don't we go inside and have a little fun? 250 00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:51,621 Don't find you attractive. 251 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,631 What? 252 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,190 I think you're an ugly man. 253 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,461 You think I'm ugly? 254 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,906 - Yeah. - I'm not ugly. You're ugly. 255 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,001 Yeah. 256 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:10,081 Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman? 257 00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:12,810 You're saying that I'm un... You don't find me attractive? 258 00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:16,047 - No. - And you're... What? Not gonna have sex with me? 259 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:19,522 - No. - This is ridiculous. I'm... I'm out of here. 260 00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:24,823 Wait. What... What just happened? 261 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,023 I think you know exactly what just happened. 262 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,361 - No. - Yeah. 263 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,095 No, come on. He did not try to have sex with that woman. 264 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,228 Oh, he did, 'cause he's a dirty, dirty pervert. 265 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:36,502 - I'm... I'm so confused right now. - Really? 266 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,772 - Are you? I can help you. Don't trust him. - But... 267 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:42,109 Uh-oh. Excuse me. 268 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,273 - I need to get this. - Okay. 269 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,340 Can you pop out real quick? 270 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,352 Really? 271 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,116 Yeah. It's personal. You don't want to be rude, so... 272 00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:53,157 Excuse me. 273 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,887 - Oh, my God. - Thanks. 274 00:14:58,296 --> 00:15:00,025 - Yeah. - How we doin'? 275 00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:02,032 - Cat's in the cradle. - Good, good, good. 276 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,126 - Time to move to phase two. - There is no phase two. 277 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,763 I'm not doing phase two. I did everything you said. It's over. 278 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,706 This isn't over until I say it's over! 279 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,801 God. Sorry. Okay. 280 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:16,780 Relax, dude. One more phase. That's it. 281 00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:19,783 This is Barbara. Leave a message. 282 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:22,547 Hey, uh... Not answering my calls. 283 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,555 I get it. You're busy. You're busy. 284 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,750 It's a busy time of the week. 285 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:30,488 Um, listen, I think you should give me a call back because I know what you're afraid of. 286 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,690 You think Frank and Dennis are gonna find out, but they're not, okay? 287 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,699 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on this one. 288 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,201 And I know that you know that the sex was good, right? 289 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,238 So I think maybe we should... 290 00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:42,535 There's somebody at the door. I'm just gonna ignore it. 291 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,734 I think that maybe we should get together... 292 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,438 Oh, they sound pissed. All right, listen. I'll give you a call back. 293 00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:49,446 All right. 294 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:55,745 - Let's go for a ride. - Why? 295 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,312 Grab your coat. We're goin' for a ride. 296 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,188 - Are you going to kill me? - What? 297 00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:04,524 No. I just wanna go out and pick up some younger chicks... 298 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,030 and I need a wing man for that. Come on. Let's roll. 299 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,330 - How about the two out there on the dance floor? 300 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,632 - Go on. Go on, break the ice. - Oh, come on, man. 301 00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,797 - Come on, man. Go. Go. - All right, all right. 302 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,975 Hey, how ya doin'? I like your top. Lookin' good. Mac. 303 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,774 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Frank. 304 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,782 Wanna get down? Huh? 305 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,380 What happened? What did you do? 306 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:34,516 What are you talking about, what did I do? What was with that little move? 307 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,720 That move always works with the ladies. 308 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,888 Frank, you have never gotten a chick with that move. 309 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:42,957 - What are you talkin' about? That's how I got my wife. - Really? 310 00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:45,127 Yeah. So don't go blamin' the move. The move works. 311 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,531 So, uh, what other kind of things worked on your wife? 312 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,635 - She likes money. - So she likes money and dancing. 313 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,044 Can we stop talking about my wife for a second here? 314 00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,981 You're killin' the vibe. Let me see now. 315 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,883 Over there. Try the move. 316 00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,922 You hang over here, this side, while I... 317 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,524 Hello, hello, hello. 318 00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:11,562 I'm Frank. Remember? 319 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,438 Where'd he go? Mac! 320 00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:29,776 Go away. 321 00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,342 - We need to talk. - Dee, now's not a good time. 322 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,389 Charlie is making me have sex with him to get out of Charlie work. 323 00:17:38,456 --> 00:17:41,789 - What? - Yeah, I know. Really gross. 324 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,125 Am I the only one around here who's not getting laid? 325 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:49,463 Dennis, Charlie is forcing me to have sex with him. 326 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,525 Mac's getting laid. You're getting laid. 327 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,003 Now even Charlie's getting laid? This makes me look terrible. 328 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,563 Well, you know what? This is all Charlie's fault. 329 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:59,269 None of this would be happening if Dad didn't put him in charge. 330 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,608 You're right. 331 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,583 - I'm gonna kill him. - No, no. Whoa. 332 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:09,984 You ought to do something worse than that... Something much, much worse. 333 00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:20,230 - Oh! Hello, Dennis. - Hello, Mrs. Kelly. 334 00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:23,563 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 335 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,399 Oh. Oh, my! 336 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:29,565 Well, uh, it's good to see you, Dennis. 337 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,575 What brings you by? 338 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,907 I wanted to bring you some chocolates. 339 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:37,312 - Thank you. - Do you mind if I come in? 340 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,316 Okay. 341 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,183 Oh, no. 342 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,416 That son of a bitch. 343 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:49,426 - I know it. - No! No, he said he loved me. 344 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:52,088 How dare he do that? 345 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:54,154 - I'm gonna stab him. - Oh. 346 00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:56,564 - I'm gonna stab his face off. - No. No, stabbing's bad. 347 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,762 You need to do something worse... 348 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,897 Something much, much worse. 349 00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,998 You gotta sleep with Charlie. 350 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:11,177 Shh. Shh, shh, shh. 351 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,376 I'm sorry, sweetie. 352 00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:15,817 I just don't find you sexually attractive. 353 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,856 Are you kidding me? You don't find me sexually attractive? 354 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,086 What in the hell is going on? What is wrong with you people? 355 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,595 I am sexually a... 356 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,360 I am sexually attractive. I am an attractive... man. 357 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,673 - Bam. - What the hell is that? 358 00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:42,076 - $443. - Listen, Mac, let's just end this right now. 359 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,911 I only slept with you to piss Frank off. 360 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,247 Afterward I felt like I was gonna throw up. 361 00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:50,744 So Frank makes you want to throw up? 362 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:53,188 No. You're not listening. 363 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,385 It's you that makes me want to throw up. 364 00:19:57,262 --> 00:20:00,561 Oh. So you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore? 365 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,100 - Jesus Christ. - Wait a second. Hold on. 366 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:06,467 Wait! I'm confused. So you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore? 367 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,615 - Hey. - Oh, shit! 368 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,555 No, Mac, it's okay. It's all right. 369 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,684 - Listen, uh... - Okay, let me explain. 370 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,457 - Just let me explain. - No, no. I understand, okay? 371 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:36,489 - You do? - Yeah. Look, I... I think I know how you're feeling. 372 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,129 Oh, man. That is such a relief. 373 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,400 Check this out. L... 374 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,082 - You've done well. - Thank you... 375 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:55,176 And your date with the waitress is all set up. 376 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,518 - Oh! Mmm! That is so wonderful. - I have to ask you though... 377 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,354 How did you know that your mom wasn't gonna sleep with Dennis? 378 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,295 Hmm. 379 00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:08,958 Guess I kind of overlooked that detail. Okay, time for phase three, Dee. 380 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,263 No, Charlie. You said there were only two phases. 381 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,497 This one's easy. 382 00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:15,902 - Okay. Phase three complete. - It looks good? 383 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,965 - You look really good. - You sure? 384 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,236 - Yes. - You're all done? 385 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,299 I'm all done. You look great. 386 00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:22,312 - Thanks for helping me out. - You're welcome. 387 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,314 The waitress is gonna be here soon. 388 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:27,374 I'm gonna go back to bartending, and you will go back to handling poo-poo. 389 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,613 - Yeah, okay. Phase four... - No! No. 390 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:31,621 - I got a quick phase four. - Charlie... 391 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,714 - Let me squeak a phase four in. - I won't... You can't... 392 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,317 - There's no squeaking of phase... No. No. - Okay, fine! 393 00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,624 - It's over. Okay? - Thank you. 394 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:41,859 You are hereby released of all Charlie work. 395 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:47,801 Hey, guys, uh, can you do me a favor and not get too drunk? 396 00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:50,568 All right? 'Cause I got some kegs that I need changing. 397 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,576 Uh, there's, like... You know what? 398 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,874 - There's some rats down in the rattraps. - Yeah. 399 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,880 Hello, gang! 400 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:59,007 You're lookin' at the new Frank. 401 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:03,042 Ooh! 402 00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:06,886 What the hell is she doing here? 403 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,017 "What the hell is she doing here?" Really? 404 00:22:09,093 --> 00:22:11,425 Really. I'll tell you what I'm doing here. 405 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,431 You wanna know what I'm doing here, shit-for-brains? 406 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,866 I had sex with your dad. 407 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:20,427 That's right, I had sex with your father... 408 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,566 because, just like you, I like my sex old and ugly. 409 00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:29,875 And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with 'em. 410 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,576 It just falls off because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds. 411 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,948 You like to have sex with old people. 412 00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:37,010 And you said that you loved me! 413 00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:40,615 You said, "I love you,"and so I thought, "Okay, I love you too." 414 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,354 How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people. 415 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,794 So that's what I did too!