1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:04,236 I just need to get some leverage here. 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,329 - Okay. Just pull. - I'm tryin'to pull it, dude. 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,067 - Pull harder, Dennis. - If I pull harder... 4 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,132 - it's gonna dig into his leg. - Don't yell at me. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,474 - I need to jam the shears farther down... - Jam 'em in there! 6 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,378 - Pull harder, and I will! - Dude, you should get a doctor to do this. 7 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,212 Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors! 8 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,377 - Come on. Just pull the damn crowbar... - Okeydokey. 9 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,114 Charlie, you want... 10 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:25,089 - You want the cast off? - That's what you wanted. That's what you were asking for. 11 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:29,060 Just soak it in hot water, and it gets soft and it peels right off... 12 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:31,461 - piece by piece. - What do you know about anything? 13 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,658 - What are you even doing here? - Why are you still here? 14 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:36,395 - Just want to be part of the gang. - You're not part of our gang. 15 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,869 You're not part of the gang either, Dee, so forget that. 16 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:42,738 - Yes, I am. - You're not. The gang is me, Mac and Charlie. That's the gang. 17 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:46,142 - Dennis, let your sister be part of the gang. - She can't be part of the gang. 18 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,476 - Why would you say that? - Is she part of the gang? 19 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,607 - What gang? - I have no idea what you're talking about. 20 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:53,311 - Come on! Pull on it! - Hello. Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner. 21 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,014 - Yeah, that's us. - We're the owners. 22 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:59,252 My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door. 23 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,293 - Oh! - Great, man. That's awesome. 24 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:05,627 I purchased it a few months ago, but I was just able to move my family into Philadelphia. 25 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:07,632 - Ah, yeah. Where from? - Israel. 26 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,260 Just got to be too dangerous... you know, with everything that's happening. 27 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:13,203 - Well, that's a tough situation you got over there. - You got that whole tsunami... 28 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,207 - No? - Well, the Superdome thing that... 29 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,765 - Charlie. - No, there's no Superdome. 30 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,107 - It's one of those places over there. - It's a different country. 31 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,773 - Why don't you shut up? - Never mind. I had a... 32 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,043 Anyway, I just... Yeah, it's all good. 33 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,779 - Stopped over to give you this. - What is this? 34 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,048 - It's a notice to vacate. - What? 35 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,181 Yeah, according to the zoning grid, the piece of property... 36 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,590 that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north. 37 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:38,028 Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me. 38 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,966 - Well, where's the dividing line? - Mmm, right about... here. 39 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,230 - What? - Bullshit! 40 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,864 - Gonna need you outta here in a week. - You can't do that. 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,966 - Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right? - L-Look-Look, man! 42 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,240 - I don't know how you guys do things in... What was it? - Israel. 43 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,146 - Israel. - Israel or whatever, but this is America! 44 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,845 You can't just come in here and steal our land from us. 45 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:03,685 I'm... I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place. 46 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,050 What are you saying? You're making things up now. 47 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,118 I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what... 48 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,561 If you're talkin' shit about America, we are gonna kick your ass. 49 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,259 - I'm sure you will. - This is our bar. 50 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,701 Your bar... is on my land. 51 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,761 Good-bye, gentlemen. 52 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,679 What are we gonna do? 53 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,742 This guy comes... 54 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,912 He really gets my goat. You know what I mean? 55 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:12,446 You shouldn't be allowed to come in, tell people, "Hey, I own this. I own that." 56 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,459 Okay, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter. 57 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,859 - Hmm? What are you doing? - Peanut butter go in the middle? 58 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,398 - With the choc... - Don't... Do not put peanut butter on that! 59 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,990 - What? - A grilled Charlie has peanut butter last. 60 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,002 - Okay, either inside or outside. - Peanut butter outside. 61 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,594 - Chocolate inside. - All right. 62 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,333 Butter inside. Cheese outside. 63 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,671 - Go away. - Frank, it's me. Open the door. 64 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,676 - Oh, shit. It's my wife. - Okay... 65 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,678 Okay, man, we talked about this, right? 66 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:37,011 We knew this day would come. Okay? We got to face it. We got... Okay, okay. 67 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,778 - Breathe. - Yeah. 68 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:41,479 Let it out. Say "I can do this." 69 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,579 - I can do this. - All right. Go answer the door. 70 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:47,285 - No, no, no. You answer the door. I don't want to get smacked. - I'm not... Okay, look... 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,295 Where are your balls, dude? Where are your balls? Okay? You're a grown man. 72 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,524 Think about your balls. Where are your balls? Start swinging... 73 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,067 - Charlie, don't talk about my balls. - Open this door! 74 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:57,068 I can't even mention your balls around you. Okay. 75 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:59,127 - Charlie, she's all hopped up on amphetamines. - Well, okay. 76 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:01,639 - I'll get your back, and... - I can hear it in her voice. 77 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,575 - Look, if you don't do this now, you're never... - Frank, open the goddamn door... 78 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,737 - before I put my foot through it! - Just do it. 79 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,804 Just deal with the bitch. 80 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,949 - Hey, Barbara. - Don't you "Hey, Barbara" me. 81 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:20,584 Jesus Christ, Frank. This place is a shit hole! Is this how you've been living? 82 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,595 - We make it work. What do you want? - I want to talk. 83 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:26,188 I tried to talk to you weeks ago. You went on vacation. 84 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,200 I was trying to scare some sense into you. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,736 You were talking about giving away all of our money. 86 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:33,271 My money. I made it, you spent it. 87 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,739 Burn. There you go, buddy. 88 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:39,437 How can you say that to me? After everything I've done for you. 89 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,606 While you were out making money, who do you think was at home... 90 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,242 cooking and cleaning and raising your children? 91 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,445 A series of Mexican women. 92 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,421 A series... Unbelievable, dude. You're on fire. 93 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,926 You can choose to live like an animal if you want to... 94 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,461 but I refuse to be subjected to it. 95 00:04:56,529 --> 00:05:00,932 I want my shit back. You took my shit from our home, and I want it back. 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,061 - I didn't take anything. - It's empty. Someone came in and took everything. 97 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,335 Maybe you should have somebody deported like you used to in the old days. 98 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,899 Beautiful. 99 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,911 Oh! Oh! 100 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,072 I can't even talk to you anymore. 101 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,811 Standing up for yourself. Standing up for immigrants! 102 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:23,151 I don't know what you're turning into, Frank, but it's making me sick! 103 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,421 - Stings, doesn't it? - Yeah. 104 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,155 It hurts really bad. 105 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,163 Yeah. You got a little hand mark. 106 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,199 - Dude, you're burning! You're burning! - Ooh, shit! 107 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,895 - All right, all right. With the peanut butter... - You have ruined this one! 108 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:39,631 - No, no. Put the peanut butter on... - You ruined that one. 109 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,607 Apparently, Mr. Frenkel is citing a zoning grid... 110 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,269 - that was created by the original city planners. - Wait. 111 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,506 So this asshole's using a law that's, like, 300 years old? 112 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,514 - That's bullshit! - Yeah. You can't do that. 113 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,813 You guys had an opportunity to buy the land at the time of the original purchase. 114 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,614 - You declined. - So what? 115 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,121 You also had a second opportunity when the fiscal quarter... 116 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,556 - Let's not get into the blame game here, man. - Solutions. 117 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,458 Yeah, let's talk solutions. How do we get this guy out of our bar? 118 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:06,157 Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as though you guys have any legal recourse. 119 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,227 We don't have any... 120 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,828 legal recourse. 121 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,463 No. 122 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,474 All right. I think I follow, fellas. 123 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,476 All right. We don't have any... 124 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,478 Legal recourse. 125 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:25,313 What you're saying is, uh, we got to get creative. 126 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:30,653 If you're implying that I'm advising you to do anything illegal... 127 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,657 then I'm afraid you're mistaken. 128 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,750 - No, of course we're mistaken. - No, no, no. Yeah, no. 129 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:38,888 We're mistaken. No, we would never want to implicate certain parties... 130 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:44,426 - in certain matters, but... - No. But if certain parties who has, uh, certain experiences... 131 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,870 - Or connections. - Certain affiliations. 132 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:51,774 Uh, affiliations, uh, could give us some tips or pointers... 133 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:56,213 or even, you know, connect us to one of his guys... 134 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,546 we could really, uh... 135 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,917 - Get out. - Okay. I think the lawyer's right. 136 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,925 We gotta send this guy some kind of message. 137 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,018 It's time to take action, but we should be careful. 138 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,928 I don't want to come off as anti-Semitic. This guy's a Jewish person... 139 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,761 - What's that have to do with anything? - Yeah. 140 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,233 We don't have a problem with Jews. It's this guy in particular. 141 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,463 Jewish, okay? He's Jewish. Don't use the word "Jew." 142 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,472 - I don't appreciate that. - Nah, that's okay. 143 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,735 - That is a racial slur, Charlie, and... - Calling somebody a Jew... 144 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,209 - who is a Jew is not a racial slur. - Please stop. No. 145 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,508 Will you please not use the word "Jew"? It makes me uncomfortable. 146 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,743 - It's not anti-Semitic. - It's about the context. If you use the right context... 147 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,910 - you're good. - You're the most misinformed person I've ever met. 148 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:35,419 - You don't even know what's going on in Israel. - Okay. That's right. 149 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 You don't know what's going on in Israel. 150 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,617 - Maybe you shouldn't be speaking on the subject. - Are you guys serious? 151 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,252 - Maybe you should leave it to me. - Do you know what's happening in Israel? 152 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,762 - Of course, bro. I read the newspaper. - Okay. Well, you know what? 153 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,265 Why don't you crack an egg of knowledge all over me, buddy? 154 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,733 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 155 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,260 - Well, okay. There's a war on terror, Charlie. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,273 - Have you ever seen CNN? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 157 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,775 - Okay. George Bush right now... - Well, start from the beginning. 158 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,039 - Saddam Hussein has the oil. - Yeah. 159 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,602 - Okay? - Okay. 160 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,706 - Charlie, it is a war on terror. - We have decided... 161 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,717 to help the people of Israel... 162 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:09,414 - To give our oil back to us... - By defeating Saddam Hussein. 163 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,616 - My head is, like, swelling with knowledge. - It's freedom, Charlie. 164 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,091 - With wonderful knowledge. - You're being sarcastic... 165 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,094 - when we're talking about our... - Oh! Oh! 166 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,153 You can't hide from it forever. 167 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,794 - You're an idiot. - You're an idiot. 168 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:28,097 Here you go. Stupid customers. 169 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,167 It smells like urine in here. 170 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,179 Mama, you're back. 171 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,011 I'm not gonna get scurvy if I come any further, am I? 172 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:40,246 - How are you? - I'll tell you how I am, Deandra. 173 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:45,086 I am devastated. I don't understand what is going on with your father. And I... 174 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,091 What the hell is this? 175 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:51,357 - What? Oh! - Are those my earrings? 176 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,593 Oh... Y-Yea... Yeah. 177 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,965 But here's the thing about the earrings... 178 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,437 You're stealing from your mother now? What kind of monster are you? 179 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:04,101 Dad said he was gonna give all your stuff away, and then it was actually Dennis's idea... 180 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,703 Don't blame this on your brother. How low can you sink, Deandra? 181 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,045 I haven't seen you for a month, and I'm standing here in a neck brace. 182 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,553 Are you gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or... 183 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,554 I assume you did something stupid. 184 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,887 - Dennis ran over me with his car. - There you go again! 185 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,725 Don't you think it's about time you start taking responsibility for your actions? 186 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:27,061 - L... - I want my possessions returned. 187 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,192 I was eating that, Mother. 188 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:32,066 I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog. 189 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,732 Could you stop thinking about yourself for once? 190 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:37,173 And besides, you don't need it, sweetie. 191 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,080 Well, that's attractive. 192 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:45,379 Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance... 193 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:49,387 you could find a man, and then you wouldn't have to steal from your mother! 194 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,753 I mean, look at your skin, Deandra. 195 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:55,055 Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia. 196 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,220 He's already got a construction crew in there working? 197 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,265 Oh, God, dude. I am sick of staring at this building, guys. 198 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,268 - We gotta take some action. - Okay, okay. I'll tell you what. 199 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,271 Let's throw a flaming bag of poop in the window. 200 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,273 What? Why? 201 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:12,277 Because they stamp it out and they get poop all over their shoes. 202 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,109 What in the hell is that going to accomplish? 203 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,775 Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude. 204 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,340 - Sh... - Are you retarded? 205 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,352 - Poop on the shoes. - Are you a retarded person? 206 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,287 - Poop on the shoes, man. - I've got it. 207 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,292 - You do? - Yeah. 208 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,296 Let's come back tonight. I got a plan. 209 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,298 Ah, yeah. This ought to do it. 210 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,300 Yeah. Okay, so what's the next step? 211 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,531 There is no next step. This is it. 212 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,538 - This is it? - Yeah. 213 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,699 - This is your plan? - It's awesome. 214 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,436 This isn't gonna do shit! 215 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,604 - What do you mean this isn't gonna do shit? - There needs to be a next step! 216 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,275 Do you know how hard it is to get toilet paper off a building, especially if it rains? 217 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,908 This Jew's in for a ton of work. 218 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,475 - Oh! - Whoa. What? 219 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,487 Come on, man. You can't say things like that. 220 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,819 - What did I say? - You dropped a hard "J" on us. 221 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,825 - Jew? You guys said it... - Shh! 222 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,521 You can say it, but it has to be in the right context. 223 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,531 - You guys said I could say "Jew." - You can, but in the right context. 224 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,965 - Well, what is the right context? - All right. 225 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,936 - Well, this, you know... - Person of theJewish faith... 226 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,632 - Right. Yeah. - In a group of other people from theJewish faith... 227 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,107 - Then I said... - This guy's got a ton of work to do! 228 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,576 - I think it's okay that he's Jewish. - That is not what I'm... 229 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,579 That's not what he's... Okay. Hold on a second... 230 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,774 You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about. 231 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,181 This man is in for a ton of work. He's Jewish. 232 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,277 We know what we're talking about. Don't worry about that. 233 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,288 Yeah. 234 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,392 Hello, Frank. 235 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:43,229 I noticed you changed the locks on the door. You didn't have to do that... 236 00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:45,235 because I'm never coming back here again. 237 00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:47,271 I'm looking forward to that. 238 00:11:48,306 --> 00:11:50,240 You seem happy. 239 00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:55,439 I think I'm feeling satisfied for the first time in my life. 240 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,415 What is that, musk? 241 00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:02,749 That's my new friend. I met him outside of that disgusting bar our children own. 242 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,756 That's his Mercedes across the street. His wife's dead. 243 00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:07,758 Good-bye, Frank. 244 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,258 Hey! 245 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,321 You! 246 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,424 What are you doing here with my wife? 247 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:18,435 Soon to be ex-wife. 248 00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:22,030 I'm not doing anything. She invited me over for coffee. 249 00:12:22,107 --> 00:12:25,270 Are you bangin' him? You bangin' this guy? 250 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,779 Not yet, but I'm giving it serious consideration. 251 00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:31,338 Is there some problem here? 252 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:34,613 Adultery... that's what this is. 253 00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,847 That's it. 254 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,948 Animal! 255 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,619 Sorry about that. 256 00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:44,855 He used to beat me, you know. 257 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,858 - Change of plans. - What happened? 258 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,961 - Your mother seems happy. - Shit! 259 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,029 I just can't have that, Dee. 260 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,701 Well, what do you want to do? 261 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,405 What's the one thing your mother loves more than anything in this world? 262 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,608 - That teeny, tiny little dog. - Let's go steal it. 263 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,027 - What are you doing? - Go get the dog, Deandra! 264 00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,858 What are you doing with your hands? What does that mean? 265 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:21,364 - What's all this? - Dog. Kitchen. 266 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,731 That's "kitchen"? Why can't you go get the dog? 267 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,327 - Because I got a cast on my foot. - I got a neck brace. 268 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,429 Deandra, I'm your father. Go in and get the dog. 269 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,407 You mean the dog? You're out of your mind. 270 00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:34,778 Oh. Hello. 271 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,872 Please don't bite me. Okay. Do not bite me. 272 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:41,077 Here we go. Nothing weird is going on. 273 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,180 Shit! Run! Run! 274 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,799 Gentlemen, I've got something here... 275 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:57,960 that's gonna send our friend on the first train back to Israel. 276 00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:01,403 - Eggs? - Yeah. These eggs are organic. 277 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:05,239 They're, like, three times the size of normal eggs and twice the price. 278 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:09,371 If this doesn't show this guy we mean business, nothing's gonna. 279 00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:11,074 - I'm in. - Okay. 280 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:14,084 - Whoa. What are you talking about, you're in? - Hey, it's something, Mac. 281 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,086 Oh, it's something. Let's just do something. 282 00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:18,554 I wonder how long it took him to get that toilet paper down. 283 00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,557 Didn't even notice the toilet paper. 284 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,429 What? Where does... 285 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,488 What the hell is this? He put up a fence. 286 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,592 - He didn't notice the toilet paper? He put up a fence. - He walled us in. 287 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,263 - He walled us in! - Where does it end and where does it begin? 288 00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:35,602 - This guy's good. - Okay. This guy wants to get extreme? 289 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,608 Let's get extreme. Screw the eggs. 290 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,110 - How far does this thing go? - Back to the bar. Plan "B." 291 00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:42,373 - It's locked. You guys have your keys? - Go around front. 292 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:43,937 - Go, go, go. - Fine. Fine. Fine. 293 00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,949 - Wait. Hold on. It gets thinner. - Squeeze through there. 294 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:48,110 It gets thinner, Dennis! Wait! Don't push me! 295 00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,916 - Wait, wait, wait! My toe's caught in the fence! - Go back! 296 00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:53,924 - That's fine. Just go back. Just go back. - I can't move! I can't... 297 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,290 - Come on! You guys gotta go! - Stop yelling! 298 00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,659 - Stop yelling! - Go over! Go over! I'll lift you. 299 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,254 Don't climb! Don't climb, Dennis! 300 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,926 - That son of a bitch! He put up a wall! - Hop over! 301 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,491 - Hop? - Climb over! 302 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,163 - Happy place! - Climb over and get help! 303 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,208 Oh, this son of a bitch! You son of a bitch! 304 00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:16,242 Okay. Now what are we doing, holding it for ransom or something? 305 00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:18,578 I haven't thought this all the way through. 306 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,778 You haven't thought it through? It destroyed my apartment. 307 00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:25,584 Look. We're living in the moment. We're running around stealing things. 308 00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,989 - We're doing anything we want. - Stop talking like that. 309 00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:31,495 - You and I ought to team up on stuff like this more often. - Oh, no, we shouldn't. 310 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,758 - Oh, yeah. And also... - You're not on my team. 311 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:38,496 I want to team up with Mac, because he seems stupid enough to do anything. 312 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,028 Okay, knock it off. You're not teaming up with any of us. Nobody wants you around. 313 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,166 Oh... 314 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:48,671 God damn it. That doesn't... I'm gonna sit here until you use words. 315 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,339 That doesn't mean anything. This doesn't mean anything. 316 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:53,316 Your mother might be here, so take the dog into the bedroom. 317 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:56,286 - That's fine. You take it. - You take the dog! I'm telling you! 318 00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:59,016 Fine. Okay, but this is exactly why you're not part of our gang. 319 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,081 God damn it! Where'd it go? 320 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:10,732 - What the hell do you want? - Your wife says she's afraid of you. 321 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,396 - I'm here for the dog. - Ooh! 322 00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:16,736 That woman is amazing. She is amazing. 323 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,538 You just met her. She's already got you running errands for her. 324 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,079 She's good. She is good. 325 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,911 - Just go get the dog. - I don't have the dog. 326 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,749 So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... 327 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,015 pooping on the floor? 328 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,558 Yes. 329 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,685 I'm starting to lose patience with you people. 330 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,924 I've already had to deal with your son and his retarded friends. 331 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,434 My contractor just told me there's a gas leak in that goddamn building I just bought. 332 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:47,437 The whole thing is becoming a big pain in my ass. 333 00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:50,440 Go get the dog. 334 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,274 I have a little business proposition I want to talk to you about... 335 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,281 out in the hallway. 336 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,450 You guys feeling extreme? 337 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,715 Ah, this looks beautiful. 338 00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:07,622 - Okay. You guys ready for this? - I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do this. 339 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:10,957 Okay, okay, okay. And... action. 340 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:18,101 Cut, cut, cut, cut! What the hell are you doing, dude? 341 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,499 That's what those tapes sound like. 342 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,268 Why don't you read the script I wrote? 343 00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:25,741 I'm not reading the script. It's in English and riddled with spelling errors. 344 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,937 You know what I'm trying to write. Say it. 345 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,776 I'm gonna mumble guttural sounds. Let's do another one. 346 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,373 - He's not gonna know what you're saying! - We'll do subtitles. 347 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,441 I feel like I should have something in my hands. 348 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,453 - You don't need anything in your hands. - Like a weapon. 349 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:40,116 - A machete or a machine gun. - Why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun? 350 00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,920 - Read the script. - I'm not gonna read the script. 351 00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:44,621 - Who's the director here? - I don't care. I'm not reading the script. 352 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,324 - Fine. Action! - Bro, can I get my towel over my face again? 353 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,094 - Put your towel on your face. - Here we go. 354 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,192 Action! 355 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:54,761 - I'm gonna get a weapon! - You don't need a... 356 00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:58,172 He's gonna go get a weapon, everybody! Everybody! Everybody get a weapon! 357 00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:02,341 Can we... You think we can make this look more like a cave? 358 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:14,885 You not make restaurant here. Bad decision. 359 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:20,087 We will crush your skull with our weapons! 360 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,570 - We can't send this. - Nope. 361 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,731 - What are you guys talking about? - We're gonna get arrested. 362 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,173 Yeah, or murdered. This is a little too extreme, Charlie. 363 00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,176 - Man, I feel sick. - Me too. 364 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,405 What, you think I don't feel sick? Okay. I'm sick. 365 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,108 I feel very sick, but I directed the shit out of this video. 366 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,743 - This stuff is gold. - You're not the one on TV... 367 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,583 dressed like a terrorist threatening Jews, Charlie. 368 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,589 - Oh, Mac... - That context was fine, Dennis. Trust me. 369 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,921 I was thinking about it when we were watching the video. 370 00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:50,085 All right. Okay. What are we supposed to do then? 371 00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:52,755 Can I throw a bag of poop through the window? 372 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,765 Yes. 373 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,702 I have better aim than you. I should throw the bag of poop. 374 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,211 Dude, I sat over the bag for 20 minutes. I'm throwing it. 375 00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:10,008 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dee. 376 00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:13,107 - What are you doing? - We're gonna throw this bag of poop through this guy's window. 377 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,118 - You wanna come? Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,554 Hey, there's no one even in there! 379 00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:22,092 Well, just throw the bag in anyway, dude. 380 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,685 Yeah, but no one's gonna get poop on their shoes! 381 00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:27,458 Just throw the damn bag, Charlie. 382 00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:29,693 - All right! Oh! - Why are we doing this? 383 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:32,736 - We're gonna teach this guy a lesson. - Awesome. 384 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,535 This is gonna be great. It's gonna smell so bad in there. 385 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,475 I just hope he gets the message. 386 00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:52,286 Uh, I think this is the wrong message. 387 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,291 Yeah. 388 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,517 All right, so this here... 389 00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:22,519 is the pillar that I want to remove. 390 00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:25,454 I want to get this out of here so there's a nice wide open space... 391 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,753 - when people walk into the bar. - What are you doing, Dad? 392 00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:31,124 In a second, Dennis. And, uh, go into the bathroom. Check out the fixtures. 393 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,130 I'll be in in a second. 394 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,531 - What the hell's going on? - He's renovating my bar. 395 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,126 - Your bar? - Yeah, my bar. 396 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,139 You see, the property that I just purchased... 397 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:46,644 extends from Morgan Street all the way to right here. 398 00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,906 What the hell are you talking about? The property you bought? 399 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,175 The building you blew up. The building you set on fire. 400 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:54,150 What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out about that? Hmm! 401 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,483 I'll give you two choices. 402 00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:58,749 I'm part of the gang... 403 00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,883 or I send your asses to jail. 404 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,724 - I would rather go to jail than work with you. - Yes! 405 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,526 Just for the record, I would rather not spend my life in jail. 406 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,591 - I will tear this bar to the ground. - I will kick the pillars in! 407 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,602 - Nobody's kicking anything. - She will kick the pillars! 408 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:16,106 - I will tear... - Okay, here's what we're gonna do! Everyone, relax. 409 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,904 Frank, congratulations. You're captain of the gang. 410 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,911 - No! Charlie... - Charlie, shut your mouth! 411 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,447 Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids... 412 00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:25,675 like normal parents of America? 413 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,550 - You sound like your mother. - You say that to my face! 414 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,419 - Excuse me. - I will kick and tear... 415 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:35,926 Excuse me! 416 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,088 Thank you. We're looking for the owners. 417 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:41,028 Oh. We're the owners. 418 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,966 I'm Detective Tanner. This here is Detective Volpe. 419 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:47,163 Gentlemen, we're gonna have to talk to you for a moment. 420 00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:49,172 About what? 421 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,438 You gentlemen know anything about this? 422 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:59,476 Uh... 423 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:02,383 Oh... 424 00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,387 shit.