1 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:06,732 - On the side. - You didn't do that on purpose. 2 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:09,536 - Otherwise that would have been a great shot. - Watch this. Side pocket. 3 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,977 - Holy shit! - What? 4 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,175 "Christopher Murray, a teacher at St. Vincent's Elementary... 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:20,344 has been accused of sexually abusing two former students." 6 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,446 - St. Vincent's? That's that school you went to, right, Mac? - Yeah, me and Charlie. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,457 What else does it say? 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:29,222 "Murray has been the physical education teacher and boys' basketball coach for 25 years." 9 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,286 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,094 Ah. "The accusers are two brothers whose names are being withheld... 11 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:37,000 "but the investigation will focus on the mid-1980s... 12 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,300 "as the time period for alleged abuse. 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,863 The police are hoping more young men will come forward." 14 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,637 - Wow. That's horrible. - Did this guy teach you guys? 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,702 - Yeah. - No. 16 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,839 Yes, he did. We were in the same class. 17 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,611 No. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't like it though. 18 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,780 - What the hell are you talking about? - I didn't like that class. 19 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,847 - What? - I gotta go! 20 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,991 Holy shit. 21 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,796 Charlie got molested. 22 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,331 When dealing with molestation, the first step is always understanding. 23 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,392 So we need to take a moment and assess the situation. Write this down. 24 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,906 What? No, look. First of all, we can't sit around and let him wallow in it. 25 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,999 And second of all, the first step is acknowledgment. So I better write that down. 26 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,976 - No. No, no. - Whoa! What, guys... 27 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,536 What the hell are you guys talking about? 28 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,208 Sweet Dee and I took psychology at Penn, so let the grown-ups talk. 29 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,217 - Okay? Thank you. - Okay? 30 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,480 Listen. I think we need to have an intervention. 31 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:04,751 You know, bring his friends and family together for support. 32 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,758 Yeah, that's a good idea. 33 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,454 Let's tell everybody Charlie knows that he got blown by a gym teacher. 34 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,259 Then we'll throw him a little surprise party, celebrate the occasion. 35 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:15,358 Okay, you know what? You being a smartass... not helping Charlie. 36 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,370 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about getting blown? 37 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:23,000 The article didn't specify what type of abuse it was. It could have been anything. 38 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,510 Yeah, but do you think he got blown? 39 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:28,877 - I don't know. - Yeah, you know? Probably got blown. 40 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,508 Which is why I think you need to reconsider my idea. 41 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:35,020 Okay. You know what? Stop. I'm sorry. We need to clarify something here. 42 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,249 Do you think that Murray blew these guys? 43 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,848 Why are you so obsessed with the blowing aspect of all this? 44 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,861 Because I knew these two brothers that the article was talking about. 45 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,227 The McPoyle twins... Ryan and Liam. Okay? 46 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:48,756 They were the type of kids that would blow snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other. 47 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,497 They were gross, and they smelled like a couple of unwiped assholes. 48 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,505 So what? 49 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,508 Well, if Murray is, like, fondling or touching them, whatever... 50 00:02:56,576 --> 00:03:00,012 I get it, all right? But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on. 51 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,047 - I just don't understand. - What do you not get? 52 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,709 - What are you talking about? - You're not getting this? 53 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:08,618 I was in that class with them, all right? I was with those guys! 54 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:21,558 - Um, are you okay, dude? - No, dude. I'm not okay. 55 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,693 How come you're getting so upset? 56 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,238 The police are asking for more young men to come forward. 57 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,070 That means there are more guys out there who've been blown. 58 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,804 - What are you looking for? - Photographs. I have photographs. 59 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,176 - Oh, my God. You have photographs of it? - Oh! Okay. 60 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,272 Listen, are you trying to say that you got molested? 61 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,341 Okay, look at this. Look at this guy, huh? 62 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:42,252 I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun. 63 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:45,018 I mean, what exactly was this prick looking for? 64 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,524 - What are you... - Sorry? 65 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,960 If the McPoyles got blown and Charlie got blown... 66 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,327 then why didn't I get blown? 67 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,867 - You're goin' to hell, dude. - Seriously. 68 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,837 Yo! McPoyle! 69 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,847 Hey, open up! 70 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,212 Hey, Charlie. Long time no see. 71 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,885 - What do you want? - Is your brother here, man? I gotta talk to you guys. 72 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,554 - Yeah? - Yeah! 73 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,088 - Can I come in? - Yeah. 74 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:30,727 Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go. 75 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,930 Go. Come on. 76 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,497 - I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go. - Just come in. 77 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:39,102 - No, you go first, and I will follow you. - Shut the door. 78 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,839 I will shut the door. 79 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:43,347 - Whoa. That was really weird. - Yeah. 80 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,577 Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested. 81 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,882 Ugh. We gotta get in there. 82 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,650 - Get... We gotta get in there? - Yes. 83 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:54,420 You can't just thrust yourself in the position of caregiver like that. 84 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,156 "Caregiver"? Why are you throwing around big words? 85 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,063 - I actually majored in psych, so... - You failed all your classes. 86 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,158 - So? - I had a minor, and I passed all mine. 87 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:06,171 Well, you know what? Three-quarters of a major is bigger than a whole minor. 88 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,867 - I don't even know how to respond to that. - That doesn't surprise me. 89 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:12,934 Well, it shouldn't because what you said is really dumb, you know. 90 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,003 - That's a good one. - Yeah, it is. 91 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,879 - That was good. I liked that one. - I felt good about it. 92 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,880 - So did you want a beverage of some kind? - No! Where's your brother? 93 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,585 We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute. 94 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,128 Listen, you guys can't go... 95 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,892 - Did you just say "we"? - What? 96 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,331 Did you just say, "We just stepped out of the shower"? 97 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,604 I said "he." 98 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:45,409 Right. Okay. Listen. I heard about the Coach Murray thing. 99 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,242 You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you. 100 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,339 - Why not? - Because he didn't molest you! 101 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,441 That's true, but he's a dick, and we hated him. 102 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,078 - This is our chance for revenge. You want in? - No! 103 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,145 I think you do. 104 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,994 - Hello, Charlie. - Hello, Ryan. 105 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,723 I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently... 106 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,493 but there are millions to be made here, my friend. 107 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:11,731 Oh, sure, there's the classic route of priest molestation... 108 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:14,272 but we thought we'd mix it up a bit. 109 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,672 We're going after the whole damn school board. 110 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:20,736 If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going. 111 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:25,375 Okay. Okay, first of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested. 112 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:28,284 And you guys are gonna exploit that for your own personal gain? 113 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:30,447 You assholes are securing your place in hell. 114 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,822 - We thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice. - I won't let you do it. 115 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,225 - I'm gonna call the cops. - Oh, no, you won't, Charlie. 116 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:39,287 - Oh, yes, I will. - Oh, my friend, I'm afraid not. 117 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:43,825 - And why not? - We'll tell the cops the whole thing was your idea. 118 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,872 We should tell the cops that that fat dickhead gym teacher... 119 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:51,307 we had in junior high molested us... 120 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,777 and just sue the shit out of him! 121 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,838 - L... I was joking. - Really? 122 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,907 I'm not joking though. I'm not joking. I'm really not. 123 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,953 I wouldn't even joke about something like that. 124 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,920 We should do it. I wanna do it. 125 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,957 Shit. 126 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,492 We'd hate to have to put this whole thing on your shoulders. 127 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,619 - Shit. - So you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut. 128 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:13,256 You don't have to join us, but if anyone asks you point-blank... 129 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:15,562 Your ass got molested. 130 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,864 Otherwise, we're talking conspiracy charges. 131 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,372 And prison can be a bad place... 132 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,035 for someone like you, Charlie. 133 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,101 A very bad place. 134 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:36,879 Soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta grab him, take him back to the bar... 135 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,516 get him liquored up and tell him, "We know you got molested." 136 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,583 Gonna have to disagree with you, Sis. 137 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,959 I think we need to ease him into it. There he is. 138 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:49,834 Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer used to say that in situations like this... 139 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:52,894 Dr. Gainer? That guy was an idiot. 140 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,906 - He was not. - Yes, he was. 141 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,942 - Talk about molesters. That guy... - He didn't molest me. 142 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,842 - I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to. - You had sex with Dr. Gainer? 143 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,903 - Of course I did. - No, you had... Oh! 144 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,915 - He was a hot older man. - Gross! 145 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:07,077 Okay. You know what? You have no room to talk. All the girls you've molested. 146 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:10,213 Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay? 147 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,223 - This is serious. - Fine. 148 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,952 - Fine. - Great. 149 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,562 Molester. 150 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,410 - Hey, Coach Murray! - Yeah? 151 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,412 It's me... Mac! 152 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,812 I don't know what this shit is all about. 153 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,785 One day the cops just roll into my classroom and they haul me out of there. 154 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,344 And they did it right in front of my kids too. 155 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:46,289 - Yeah. Totally. - Molestation? 156 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,351 I mean, please! I got so much ass back in those days. 157 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,022 What the hell did I need that kind of shit for? 158 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:56,296 God, man, I hear you. So much ass, it was like... Whew. 159 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,860 Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth? 160 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,873 I don't even remember who these assholes are that are accusing me. 161 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,966 - Nothing special there, right? - I guess. 162 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:08,207 Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been working out a lot since grammar school. 163 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,374 - Good for you, son. - Yeah, it's good for you, right? 164 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:13,680 You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here? 165 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,744 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 166 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:17,948 Not here. Like right in here. 167 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,120 What are you doing? 168 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:28,231 What do you want me to do? 169 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,701 All right. L... Okay. 170 00:09:37,075 --> 00:09:39,236 - Oh! - That's a good shot, bud. 171 00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:42,303 Hey, tell me something, man. What's been going on with you lately? 172 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:45,612 - You just seem... - You know, um, I'm just distracted. 173 00:09:45,684 --> 00:09:49,017 Is that why you ran out of the bar the other day? 174 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:52,648 No. No. I was... I had some stuff I needed to do. 175 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:55,215 - It just popped in my head. - Yeah, well, that's understandable. 176 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,785 - We've all got things that we have to do. - Yeah. 177 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,922 What you running from, Charlie? 178 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:01,590 What? 179 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,726 - Dee, could you grab me a beer? - Grab one yourself. 180 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:06,168 - I'm right in the middle of a game. - Your game isn't working. 181 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:09,605 - Let me play now. - Let me play the game the way I want to play it. 182 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,166 - Your way is dumb, and it's not working. - Then we'll play your game. 183 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,235 It's not gonna get the results we want. 184 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,645 You're playing a game for children, and it's not working. 185 00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:19,115 Charlie's not a baby. Charlie! 186 00:10:19,184 --> 00:10:21,175 Great. Nice. Good job, Dennis. Great. 187 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,813 How are you gonna put this on me? You messed it up! 188 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,380 - You messed it up! - We have to push him! 189 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,450 Push him? You're pushing him away. Now he knows something's up. 190 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,894 - Good. - Good? 191 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,989 Guys, I have good news! 192 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,432 I've been reading up on the subject of pedophilia. 193 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:39,959 It turns out that it isn't about sex after all. It's about power. 194 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:43,872 So, the assailant doesn't go after the one he finds most attractive... this guy. 195 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,206 He goes after the weakest he can find. 196 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,576 Wow. That is good news. 197 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:51,582 - Jesus, Mac. What is wrong with you? - No. You're not following. 198 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,676 If Murray was looking for the weakest he could find, it wouldn't have been Charlie. 199 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:56,983 - Why not? - Because Charlie was a bit of a psychopath. 200 00:10:57,055 --> 00:10:59,888 When he got excited, his face would turn purple and he'd start biting things. 201 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,051 I don't think Murray would've put his dick anywhere near him. 202 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:04,823 - What about the McPoyle brothers? - They were prime real estate. 203 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,559 - I'm sure he went to town on them. - What's your point? 204 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:11,194 Charlie didn't get molested. 205 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:16,430 What? 206 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:18,772 - Good. I'm sure he didn't. - Oh, boy. 207 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,778 - I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah. 208 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,679 Leave this to the two people that are qualified to deal with the situation. 209 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,377 It is cute that you did some research and got four books though. 210 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:28,316 - Nice work. - Yeah, goodjob. 211 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:31,049 You know what? We tried it your little tippy-toe pussy way. 212 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,217 That failed miserably. So now why don't we try something that will work? 213 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:37,729 Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach. 214 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:40,321 You know how I already know that? 'Cause you keep saying it. 215 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,333 I keep saying it because... it is. 216 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,335 I'm sorry you're wrong about stuff all the time. 217 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,462 - I'm sorry that you're sorry all the time. - What? 218 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,472 - That doesn't make any sense. - I don't care. 219 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:51,771 - Well, hello, Dennis! - Hi, Mrs. Kelly. 220 00:11:51,843 --> 00:11:53,936 Don't you look so handsome! 221 00:11:54,012 --> 00:11:56,572 - And, Dee, so beautiful. - Thank you, Mrs. Kelly. 222 00:11:56,648 --> 00:12:00,516 I'm sorry we had to stop by like this, but we really need to talk to you about something. 223 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:04,681 - What? - It's about Charlie. 224 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:11,729 Oh, I can't believe this! I just can't believe it! 225 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:15,198 Though I have to admit, it does explain a lot about him. 226 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,758 Yes, we were thinking the same thing. 227 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:21,738 Yes. Oh. Be strong, Bonnie. 228 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:25,436 Be strong for your little gingerbread man. 229 00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:28,536 Now is not the time for an episode. 230 00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:35,151 - Are you okay? - I'm fine! 231 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:39,383 So, what do you need from me? 232 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,641 Hello? Ma? 233 00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,768 In here, Charlie! 234 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:03,337 Hey, I got your message. You sounded kinda funny. 235 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,316 - Come on back, honey. - Is everything all right? 236 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,250 Hello, Charlie. 237 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,257 Mom? 238 00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:17,384 Grandma? UncleJack? What's... What's everybody doing here? 239 00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:20,795 Well, we've all gathered here at the request of your friends. 240 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,198 - Hey, bud. - Hi, Charlie. 241 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:26,237 Hello, Charles. 242 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:30,001 L... I don't exactly know how one of these things are supposed to go. 243 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:34,341 But we understand that there's been some abuse. 244 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,874 These two boys have been strong enough to admit what happened... 245 00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:42,943 and we thank you for that. 246 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:45,854 Just hope that that man goes away for a long, long time. 247 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:48,586 Prison can be a bad place for a guy like that. 248 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,026 Very bad place. 249 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:55,396 Now, we're not exactly sure how this thing is supposed to go. 250 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,459 But your friends have been helping us out... 251 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,505 on a couple of key points. 252 00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:03,200 Now? 253 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:12,711 Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll. 254 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:15,686 Show you what? 255 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:19,246 - Where he touched you. - Oh, yeah. 256 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,422 Shall I turn it over? 257 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,433 Yeah, turn her over. 258 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,944 Do it. 259 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,118 Slow. Slow. 260 00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:16,280 - I think that went well. - You did a wonderful job, Charlie. 261 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,839 - I really think they bought it. - Oh, yeah. Definitely. 262 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:22,683 I gotta say, my favorite part was at the end there when we were all hugging... 263 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:25,587 and my sister screamed and told everyone that I touched her vagina. 264 00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,557 Yeah! 265 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:33,223 So, Charlie... 266 00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,596 where to? 267 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,659 Oh, well, I was thinking we should, uh, zip down to the police station... 268 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,671 file an official report. 269 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,071 - I gotta do it sometime, right? - That's the spirit. 270 00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:45,132 Let's get it on the books. 271 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:54,049 Excuse me. I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please. 272 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,553 - Name? - Charlie Kelly. 273 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,851 And what is this in reference to? 274 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,858 Sodomy. 275 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:07,030 Okay. Uh, take a seat. Someone will be right with you. 276 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,165 You're doing the right thing, Charlie. 277 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,727 The American school system's been oppressing people for years. 278 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,797 It's about time we start doing a little oppressing ourselves. 279 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,343 - That doesn't make sense. - Yes, it does. 280 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:23,074 How are we oppressing anything? You need to think before you speak. 281 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,083 - You do. - Charlie Kelly? 282 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,746 Oh. That's me. Uh, I'll be right back. 283 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:32,312 Have a good time. 284 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:36,554 Twenty-five million is a lot of clams. 285 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,529 - Split it 50-50. - Charlie's gonna want something. 286 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,863 How 'bout Charlie? 287 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,402 Yeah. He'll want some. 288 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,461 He's not gonna get some. 289 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,564 We could always split it 50-50-50. 290 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,576 You even hear what you're saying? 291 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,038 Your gums are bleeding. 292 00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,446 - How'd it go? - Great. I just ratted you out. 293 00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:01,007 Can I see you two boys for a minute, please? 294 00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:13,794 - So you're not gonna get in any trouble at all? - Uh, no. No, not really. 295 00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:16,891 And since the McPoyles are gonna plead guilty, I'm off the hook completely. 296 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:20,563 - That's great. - Sorry. Was he saying that the intervention worked? 297 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,437 - No, I don't think that's what he's saying. - What are you talking about? 298 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,499 It was the final push Charlie needed. 299 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,512 Turns out three-quarters of a major... not so bad after all. 300 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,276 And the best part of it, actually, for me now is the fact... 301 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,579 that everybody thinks that I've been molested. 302 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,052 So, in a way, my life is ruined. 303 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,613 In the meantime, I'm gonna go in the back office and cry and cry and cry... 304 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,682 and drink for a while. 305 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:47,125 Emotional release. 306 00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:50,258 - Another giant step forward. - My God, we're good. 307 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,565 - Doctor. - Doctor. 308 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,605 Yeah, yeah. 309 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,301 I mean, so I just want to apologize again for the other day. 310 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,071 - It's all right, Mac. Don't worry about it. - Awkward, right? 311 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,171 You know what? You were a good student at school. You got potential. 312 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,876 - Just put that in your pocket. - Really? You mean that? 313 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:09,283 - I mean that. - Great, Coach. That's all I really needed to hear. 314 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,981 - Good. - That is so great for me. 315 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,547 - Hey, say hi to those folks for me. - I will. Thanks. 316 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:17,721 All right. That little prick's goin' to hell.