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- On the side.
- You didn't do that on purpose.
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- Otherwise that would have been a great shot.
- Watch this. Side pocket.
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- Holy shit!
- What?
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"Christopher Murray, a teacher
at St. Vincent's Elementary...
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has been accused of sexually abusing
two former students."
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- St. Vincent's? That's that school you went to, right, Mac?
- Yeah, me and Charlie.
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What else does it say?
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"Murray has been the physical education teacher
and boys' basketball coach for 25 years."
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Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Ah. "The accusers are two brothers
whose names are being withheld...
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"but the investigation
will focus on the mid-1980s...
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"as the time period for alleged abuse.
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The police are hoping
more young men will come forward."
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- Wow. That's horrible.
- Did this guy teach you guys?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Yes, he did.
We were in the same class.
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No. Yeah. Well, no,
I didn't like it though.
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- What the hell are you talking about?
- I didn't like that class.
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- What?
- I gotta go!
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Holy shit.
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Charlie got molested.
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When dealing with molestation,
the first step is always understanding.
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So we need to take a moment
and assess the situation. Write this down.
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What? No, look. First of all, we can't
sit around and let him wallow in it.
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And second of all, the first step is
acknowledgment. So I better write that down.
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- No. No, no.
- Whoa! What, guys...
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What the hell are you guys
talking about?
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Sweet Dee and I took psychology at Penn,
so let the grown-ups talk.
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- Okay? Thank you.
- Okay?
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Listen. I think we need
to have an intervention.
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You know, bring his friends and family
together for support.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Let's tell everybody Charlie knows
that he got blown by a gym teacher.
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Then we'll throw him a little surprise party,
celebrate the occasion.
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Okay, you know what?
You being a smartass... not helping Charlie.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who said anything about getting blown?
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The article didn't specify what type of abuse
it was. It could have been anything.
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Yeah, but do you think he got blown?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, you know? Probably got blown.
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Which is why I think
you need to reconsider my idea.
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Okay. You know what? Stop. I'm sorry.
We need to clarify something here.
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Do you think that Murray
blew these guys?
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Why are you so obsessed with
the blowing aspect of all this?
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Because I knew these two brothers
that the article was talking about.
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The McPoyle twins...
Ryan and Liam. Okay?
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They were the type of kids that would blow
snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other.
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They were gross, and they smelled
like a couple of unwiped assholes.
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So what?
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Well, if Murray is, like, fondling
or touching them, whatever...
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I get it, all right?
But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on.
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- I just don't understand.
- What do you not get?
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- What are you talking about?
- You're not getting this?
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I was in that class with them, all right?
I was with those guys!
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- Um, are you okay, dude?
- No, dude. I'm not okay.
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How come you're getting so upset?
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The police are asking for
more young men to come forward.
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That means there are more guys out there
who've been blown.
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- What are you looking for?
- Photographs. I have photographs.
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- Oh, my God. You have photographs of it?
- Oh! Okay.
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Listen, are you trying to say
that you got molested?
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Okay, look at this.
Look at this guy, huh?
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I was cute.
I was energetic. I was fun.
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I mean, what exactly
was this prick looking for?
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- What are you...
- Sorry?
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If the McPoyles got blown
and Charlie got blown...
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then why didn't I get blown?
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- You're goin' to hell, dude.
- Seriously.
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Yo! McPoyle!
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Hey, open up!
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Hey, Charlie. Long time no see.
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- What do you want?
- Is your brother here, man? I gotta talk to you guys.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah!
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- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
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Come on, man.
I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go.
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Go. Come on.
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- I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go.
- Just come in.
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- No, you go first, and I will follow you.
- Shut the door.
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I will shut the door.
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- Whoa. That was really weird.
- Yeah.
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Well, this confirms it.
He definitely got molested.
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Ugh. We gotta get in there.
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- Get... We gotta get in there?
- Yes.
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You can't just thrust yourself
in the position of caregiver like that.
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"Caregiver"? Why are you
throwing around big words?
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- I actually majored in psych, so...
- You failed all your classes.
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- So?
- I had a minor, and I passed all mine.
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Well, you know what? Three-quarters
of a major is bigger than a whole minor.
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- I don't even know how to respond to that.
- That doesn't surprise me.
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Well, it shouldn't because
what you said is really dumb, you know.
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- That's a good one.
- Yeah, it is.
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- That was good. I liked that one.
- I felt good about it.
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- So did you want a beverage of some kind?
- No! Where's your brother?
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We just stepped out of the shower.
He'll be down in a minute.
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Listen, you guys can't go...
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- Did you just say "we"?
- What?
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Did you just say,
"We just stepped out of the shower"?
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I said "he."
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Right. Okay. Listen.
I heard about the Coach Murray thing.
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You guys cannot go to the police
and say that he molested you.
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- Why not?
- Because he didn't molest you!
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That's true, but he's a dick,
and we hated him.
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- This is our chance for revenge. You want in?
- No!
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I think you do.
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- Hello, Charlie.
- Hello, Ryan.
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I don't know if you've been paying
attention to the news recently...
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but there are millions
to be made here, my friend.
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Oh, sure, there's the classic route
of priest molestation...
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but we thought
we'd mix it up a bit.
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We're going after
the whole damn school board.
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If you want in on the team, we could
probably get a nice class-action suit going.
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Okay. Okay, first of all, there are people
out there who actually have been molested.
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And you guys are gonna exploit that
for your own personal gain?
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You assholes are securing
your place in hell.
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- We thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.
- I won't let you do it.
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- I'm gonna call the cops.
- Oh, no, you won't, Charlie.
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- Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, my friend, I'm afraid not.
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- And why not?
- We'll tell the cops the whole thing was your idea.
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We should tell the cops that
that fat dickhead gym teacher...
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we had in junior high molested us...
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and just sue the shit out of him!
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- L... I was joking.
- Really?
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I'm not joking though.
I'm not joking. I'm really not.
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I wouldn't even joke
about something like that.
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We should do it. I wanna do it.
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Shit.
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We'd hate to have to put this
whole thing on your shoulders.
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- Shit.
- So you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut.
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You don't have to join us,
but if anyone asks you point-blank...
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Your ass got molested.
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Otherwise,
we're talking conspiracy charges.
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And prison can be a bad place...
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for someone like you, Charlie.
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A very bad place.
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Soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta
grab him, take him back to the bar...
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get him liquored up and tell him,
"We know you got molested."
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Gonna have to disagree with you, Sis.
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I think we need to ease him into it.
There he is.
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Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer
used to say that in situations like this...
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Dr. Gainer?
That guy was an idiot.
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- He was not.
- Yes, he was.
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- Talk about molesters. That guy...
- He didn't molest me.
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- I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to.
- You had sex with Dr. Gainer?
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- Of course I did.
- No, you had... Oh!
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- He was a hot older man.
- Gross!
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Okay. You know what? You have no room
to talk. All the girls you've molested.
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Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing
that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
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- This is serious.
- Fine.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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Molester.
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- Hey, Coach Murray!
- Yeah?
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It's me... Mac!
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I don't know what this shit is all about.
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One day the cops just roll into my classroom
and they haul me out of there.
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And they did it right
in front of my kids too.
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- Yeah. Totally.
- Molestation?
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I mean, please!
I got so much ass back in those days.
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What the hell did I need
that kind of shit for?
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God, man, I hear you.
So much ass, it was like... Whew.
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Oh, and you know what,
to tell you the truth?
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I don't even remember who
these assholes are that are accusing me.
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- Nothing special there, right?
- I guess.
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Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been
working out a lot since grammar school.
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- Good for you, son.
- Yeah, it's good for you, right?
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You know when you get real tight,
like, right up in here in this area here?
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- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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Not here. Like right in here.
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What are you doing?
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What do you want me to do?
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All right. L... Okay.
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- Oh!
- That's a good shot, bud.
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Hey, tell me something, man.
What's been going on with you lately?
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- You just seem...
- You know, um, I'm just distracted.
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Is that why you ran out
of the bar the other day?
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No. No. I was...
I had some stuff I needed to do.
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- It just popped in my head.
- Yeah, well, that's understandable.
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- We've all got things that we have to do.
- Yeah.
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What you running from, Charlie?
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What?
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- Dee, could you grab me a beer?
- Grab one yourself.
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- I'm right in the middle of a game.
- Your game isn't working.
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- Let me play now.
- Let me play the game the way I want to play it.
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- Your way is dumb, and it's not working.
- Then we'll play your game.
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It's not gonna get the results we want.
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You're playing a game for children,
and it's not working.
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Charlie's not a baby. Charlie!
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Great. Nice.
Good job, Dennis. Great.
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How are you gonna put this on me?
You messed it up!
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- You messed it up!
- We have to push him!
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Push him? You're pushing him away.
Now he knows something's up.
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- Good.
- Good?
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Guys, I have good news!
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I've been reading up
on the subject of pedophilia.
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It turns out that it isn't about sex after all.
It's about power.
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So, the assailant doesn't go after
the one he finds most attractive... this guy.
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He goes after the weakest he can find.
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Wow. That is good news.
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- Jesus, Mac. What is wrong with you?
- No. You're not following.
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If Murray was looking for the weakest
he could find, it wouldn't have been Charlie.
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- Why not?
- Because Charlie was a bit of a psychopath.
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When he got excited, his face would
turn purple and he'd start biting things.
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I don't think Murray would've put
his dick anywhere near him.
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- What about the McPoyle brothers?
- They were prime real estate.
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- I'm sure he went to town on them.
- What's your point?
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Charlie didn't get molested.
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What?
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- Good. I'm sure he didn't.
- Oh, boy.
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- I'm sure he didn't.
- Yeah.
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Leave this to the two people that are
qualified to deal with the situation.
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It is cute that you did some research
and got four books though.
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- Nice work.
- Yeah, goodjob.
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You know what?
We tried it your little tippy-toe pussy way.
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That failed miserably. So now why
don't we try something that will work?
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Look, I just want to say that I think
this is a terrible approach.
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You know how I already know that?
'Cause you keep saying it.
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I keep saying it because... it is.
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I'm sorry you're wrong
about stuff all the time.
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- I'm sorry that you're sorry all the time.
- What?
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- That doesn't make any sense.
- I don't care.
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- Well, hello, Dennis!
- Hi, Mrs. Kelly.
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Don't you look so handsome!
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- And, Dee, so beautiful.
- Thank you, Mrs. Kelly.
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I'm sorry we had to stop by like this, but we
really need to talk to you about something.
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- What?
- It's about Charlie.
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Oh, I can't believe this!
I just can't believe it!
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Though I have to admit,
it does explain a lot about him.
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Yes, we were thinking the same thing.
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Yes. Oh. Be strong, Bonnie.
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Be strong
for your little gingerbread man.
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Now is not the time for an episode.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine!
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So, what do you need from me?
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Hello? Ma?
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In here, Charlie!
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Hey, I got your message.
You sounded kinda funny.
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- Come on back, honey.
- Is everything all right?
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Hello, Charlie.
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Mom?
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Grandma? UncleJack?
What's... What's everybody doing here?
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Well, we've all gathered here
at the request of your friends.
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- Hey, bud.
- Hi, Charlie.
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Hello, Charles.
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L... I don't exactly know how one
of these things are supposed to go.
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But we understand
that there's been some abuse.
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These two boys have been strong enough
to admit what happened...
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and we thank you for that.
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Just hope that that man goes away
for a long, long time.
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Prison can be a bad place
for a guy like that.
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Very bad place.
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Now, we're not exactly sure
how this thing is supposed to go.
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But your friends
have been helping us out...
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on a couple of key points.
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Now?
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Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll.
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Show you what?
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- Where he touched you.
- Oh, yeah.
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Shall I turn it over?
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Yeah, turn her over.
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Do it.
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Slow. Slow.
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- I think that went well.
- You did a wonderful job, Charlie.
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- I really think they bought it.
- Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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I gotta say, my favorite part was at the end
there when we were all hugging...
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and my sister screamed and told everyone
that I touched her vagina.
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Yeah!
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So, Charlie...
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where to?
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Oh, well, I was thinking we should,
uh, zip down to the police station...
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file an official report.
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- I gotta do it sometime, right?
- That's the spirit.
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Let's get it on the books.
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Excuse me.
I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please.
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- Name?
- Charlie Kelly.
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And what is this in reference to?
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Sodomy.
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Okay. Uh, take a seat.
Someone will be right with you.
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You're doing the right thing, Charlie.
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The American school system's
been oppressing people for years.
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It's about time we start doing
a little oppressing ourselves.
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- That doesn't make sense.
- Yes, it does.
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How are we oppressing anything?
You need to think before you speak.
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- You do.
- Charlie Kelly?
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Oh. That's me.
Uh, I'll be right back.
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Have a good time.
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Twenty-five million is a lot of clams.
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- Split it 50-50.
- Charlie's gonna want something.
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How 'bout Charlie?
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Yeah. He'll want some.
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He's not gonna get some.
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We could always split it 50-50-50.
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You even hear what you're saying?
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Your gums are bleeding.
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- How'd it go?
- Great. I just ratted you out.
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Can I see you two boys
for a minute, please?
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- So you're not gonna get in any trouble at all?
- Uh, no. No, not really.
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And since the McPoyles are gonna plead guilty,
I'm off the hook completely.
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- That's great.
- Sorry. Was he saying that the intervention worked?
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- No, I don't think that's what he's saying.
- What are you talking about?
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It was the final push Charlie needed.
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Turns out three-quarters of a major...
not so bad after all.
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And the best part of it, actually,
for me now is the fact...
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that everybody thinks
that I've been molested.
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So, in a way, my life is ruined.
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In the meantime, I'm gonna go
in the back office and cry and cry and cry...
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and drink for a while.
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Emotional release.
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- Another giant step forward.
- My God, we're good.
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, so I just want to apologize again
for the other day.
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- It's all right, Mac. Don't worry about it.
- Awkward, right?
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You know what? You were a good student
at school. You got potential.
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- Just put that in your pocket.
- Really? You mean that?
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- I mean that.
- Great, Coach. That's all I really needed to hear.
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- Good.
- That is so great for me.
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00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,547
- Hey, say hi to those folks for me.
- I will. Thanks.
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All right.
That little prick's goin' to hell.