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You're being ridiculous.
He's a professional football player.
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I'm not talking about killing the guy.
I'm talking about going with a group...
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and intimidate him,
maybe break his arm.
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- You can't break Tom Brady's arm.
- Yes, I can.
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No more Super Bowls
for that pretty boy.
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Listen. Let me tell you something with absolute
honesty and concern for your well-being.
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Tom Brady would kick your ass.
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- What the hell is that?
- Come on, who locked up last night?
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- Charlie.
- The kid needs to start paying attention.
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- Who is this?
- I don't know. I've never seen him before.
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Well, can you get him
out of here? He stinks.
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Hey, let's go. Oh, my... Je...
Oh, my God. He shit his pants, Dee.
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Oh, I don't wanna know that.
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I'm gonna poke him with this.
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Get up, old man. This isn't
the American Legion. Wake up!
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- Yo!
- What's the matter?
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- He won't wake up.
- Well, poke him harder in his ribs.
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Wake up, old man.
Wake up!
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Holy shit.
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That bitch is dead.
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This ought to do wonders for business.
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How could you let this happen, Charlie?
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What? It's not my fault.
The guy orders one drink...
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sits down, I don't see him
again the rest of the night.
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What are we gonna do about this booth?
There's piss and shit everywhere.
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- All the death germs.
- Plus, that guy was so old.
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- Old people are gross.
- Tell you what. I'll get the gasoline.
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- We're not gonna burn it.
- Come on, dude. You never let me burn anything.
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- Maybe we should close to fumigate or something.
- No, no. We can't do that.
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We can't let anybody know that
this happened. We'll never live it down.
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Are we gonna serve drinks today? I don't think
the board of health will be too keen on that.
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I'm sorry. Do you see any representatives
from the board of health here?
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Let's clean up the mess
and act like it never happened.
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- I'm not getting anywhere near that booth.
- Me neither.
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I can't believe you guys
are making me do this.
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I can't believe you left a dead guy
in the bar overnight. So I guess we're even.
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Charlie, the E. M. T. Said
he had a heart attack, not Ebola.
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- Do you wanna do this?
- No.
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Then don't question my methods.
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Whoa, Charlie! Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop. Goddamn it.
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We need to isolate the area.
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You're just gonna spread whatever
parts of him decomposed overnight.
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- No.
- What, are you a scientist, dude?
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- A scientist?
- That's, like, science talk.
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Science talk?
What the hell is science talk?
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I'm sorry. We're closed.
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No, we're not.
Hey. How you doing?
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- I'm looking for the owner.
- That's me. Actually...
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- Actually, I'm the owner.
- I could help her out now.
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- We own it together.
- Not really. What can I help you with?
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My name is Rebecca Keane. I was notified
that my grandfather died here last night.
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- Oh.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- That's really horrible.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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I, uh... I just wanted to see
where he spent his last night.
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Hmm, that would be somewhere
in this vicinity over here.
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- Oh, God.
- Are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm okay. L... I really
didn't know him that well actually.
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But he didn't have any other family,
so the police called me.
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- Oh, that's so sad.
- Yeah.
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I guess I was a little curious, you know.
I mean, he's my grandfather.
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And I know nothing about him.
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- Yeah. Well, he was a great man.
- Really?
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Yeah. Yeah, just a very warm and...
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gentle soul actually.
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- So you knew him?
- Yeah, I wouldn't actually say that I knew him all that well.
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I knew him pretty well.
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Yeah, we got pretty close
near the end there.
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- Wow, really?
- I knew him too.
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L- I just meant...
I thought you meant more of a...
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- He didn't know him as well as I did though.
- Oh.
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Well, listen, I should go. I have to get
back to work. I just wanted to stop in.
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Of course. Well, listen, if you
ever wanna stop by, you know...
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I could tell you some stories about your
grandfather that you would not believe.
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L- I'll make myself available as well.
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Don't worry about it.
Yeah, any time.
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Okay. Thanks.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Bye.
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- What are you doing, dude?
- What?
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- You're totally blowing up my spot.
- I'm not blowing up your spot.
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You can't just claim the girl for yourself.
She's way out of your league anyway.
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Out of my league? She's out of
your league. I could get that chick.
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Hey, guys! A man died here yesterday.
His family just abandoned him.
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Could we think about
that for one second?
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Why the hell would we want
to think about that?
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- Really depressing, Dee.
- It just makes me think about Pop-Pop is all.
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Pop-Pop is an asshole, Sweet Dee.
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And I'm placing my bets that
that girl's grandfather is an asshole too.
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People don't just abandon their parents
for no good reason.
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Dude, have you ever been
to a nursing home?
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People abandon their parents
all the time.
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It's a sad, throwaway
culture we live in.
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- Hey, Charlie. Can I come in?
- Hi.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Thank you.
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Whoa. Geez, your place
is looking... good.
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Yeah. I've been doing
some rearra... rearranging.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So you wanna have a seat?
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- Uh, no, I don't. Charlie, your, uh...
- Have a seat, come on.
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Listen, I wanted
to ask you a favor.
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Will you go to the nursing home with me
to see my grandfather? Dennis won't go.
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- Dennis won't go?
- No, he won't go.
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- What a jerk.
- I know, and I haven't seen him since I was really little.
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And he's stuck in that nursing home.
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And I don't wanna wait
until it's too late and then regret it.
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Why don't you just go by yourself?
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Uh, I have a little bit of
a problem with old people.
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Sounds a little mean, but I find them
kind of creepy and scary and gross.
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I think they're gross.
It's their hands mostly.
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You know, how you can
see right through them.
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They're all...
Their inside business is...
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I'll tell you what.
I'll go with you...
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but you have to let me borrow
your car any time I want.
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No.
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- Every now and then.
- No.
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- One time.
- All right.
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And... you have to
take me to lunch...
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- twice a week for a year.
- No, I don't.
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- Once a week. Today.
- Okay.
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Great.
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- I can get hot chicks, dude.
- Mac, don't embarrass yourself.
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I will always win
in these circumstances.
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You will not, dude.
She's coming over here to see me.
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She's coming to see you because
you answered the phone, dude.
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That's just semantics, bro. You know,
I have a real shot with this chick.
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You can't beat me here, okay? I will
always win in these circumstances.
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I will one-up you.
I'm sharper than you.
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- You're not sharper. Shut up. Shut up.
- You shut up.
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- Don't tell me to shut up.
- Hi, guys.
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Is this a bad time?
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No, this is a great time.
We were just... We...
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We were talking
about your grandfather.
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Emotions are running
very high around here today.
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Yeah, it's been a difficult
couple of days for me.
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Yeah, I try not to think about me
though in circumstances like this.
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More importantly, how are you?
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You kind oflook like
you're gonna pass out.
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Charlie, I don't think I can do this.
I'm not kidding.
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Come on.
You're gonna be fine.
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- Oh, my God. Look at that one.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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They have ears, all right?
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All right, listen to me, Dee.
The slow and painful crawl to death...
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is an inevitable part of life.
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So just embrace it, all right?
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Wait, wait, wait.
It's really creepy in here.
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- What is that very bad smell?
- Uh, it's probably urine and maybe some feces.
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- 17-D, right? This is your Pop-Pop's door.
- Just hold on a second.
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- What if he asks us to help him go to the bathroom?
- Are you kidding me?
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Come on. A lot of people lead
perfectly normal lives in nursing homes.
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Oh, Jesus! He doesn't even
look like a real person.
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- Should we go wake him up?
- No! I don't know. Let's go.
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No, we can't go. We came all the way
down here. Let's just...
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- I need some air.
- What?
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No, no, no, Dee. Do not leave me
here alone. 'Cause I can't...
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Dennis.
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- Dennis.
- Oh, this is awkward. I'm... I'm not...
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Dennis, come here.
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L- I've been waiting...
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a long time for this moment, Dennis.
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Okay. You have?
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Oh, yeah. My only grandson finally
come to see me. Come close.
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My eyesight's not so good.
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You're lot shorter than
I thought you'd wind up.
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00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,609
Yeah, well, you know.
I'm actually still growin', so...
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- You want some candy?
- No, I'm good. Thanks.
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Eat the damn candy!
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Okay. Candy.
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These people in here...
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they've stolen everything from me.
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00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:27,265
- They have?
- Yeah, well, what do you expect from Jews, right, Dennis?
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Uh...
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Jews. Um, maybe I should go
and check on Dee, because...
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No, leave her be.
I'm sure she'll be fine.
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I'm an old man, Dennis.
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And as you can see,
I don't have much time left.
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I need your help.
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I mean, I'm not very
comfortable with that.
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First of all, I don't even know which one
of these things I would unplug.
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No, you idiot!
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00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,038
I don't need you to kill me.
I need you to help me.
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00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:12,339
Oh. Uh, okay.
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00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:17,815
You probably don't know this because that
bastard father of yours didn't tell you...
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but I was a war hero.
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00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:25,252
- Really?
- I wanna be buried in my uniform.
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And I don't trust any
of these kikes in here...
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00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,196
to take care of that.
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00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:37,531
All the belongings from
that part of my life are in a box...
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00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,629
at the Roxborough
Storage Facility.
188
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,733
I need you to pick it up
and bring it here.
189
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,507
Oh, okay, sure.
I could do that.
190
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:53,450
And I need you to keep it
as a secret between you and me.
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Okay.
192
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,021
So listen, I have a favor
to ask you guys.
193
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,187
Oh, yeah. That's cool.
Anything, yeah.
194
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,663
You can talk to me,
'cause I get things done, so...
195
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,895
I'm in charge of putting together
a memorial service for him...
196
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,461
but I can't seem to find anyone else
who really knew him that well.
197
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,565
Oh, yeah. That might be
difficult to do actually.
198
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,304
It's not gonna be a problem.
I knew a lot of his friends. Good guys.
199
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:23,212
Yeah, Den. But, uh, it might be
hard to find "friends."
200
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,682
It's not gonna be hard for me.
201
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,685
That would be so amazing.
202
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:34,253
- Would you like another drink?
- No, we're fine.
203
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,003
- I need your car.
- Oh, Charlie. I wasn't really serious about that.
204
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,133
- No. Go get it. You promised.
- Fine.
205
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,769
- Where you going?
- Going back to see Pop-Pop.
206
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,279
What the hell you talking about?
You're going to see my Pop-Pop without me?
207
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,577
- Mm-hmm.
- You can't do that. He's my Pop-Pop.
208
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,244
I'm the one who's supposed to feel
better about myself. I'm going with you.
209
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,220
Oh, you can't actually, because
it's just supposed to be me and him.
210
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,019
- I want to see my Pop-Pop.
- Take the bus.
211
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,131
Jesus, Dennis.
This is just goddamn shady.
212
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,534
Hey, bud. If you wanna
back out now, be my guest.
213
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,402
- I'd be happy to take all the credit for this.
- I'm not backing down.
214
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,807
All right, all right. Hey, pal.
215
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,004
How would you
like to make 20 bucks?
216
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,604
- Sure.
- Got some nicer clothes?
217
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,252
- Right.
- Right.
218
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,336
Holy shit.
219
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,944
Okay, guys. Have fun. Mingle.
220
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,345
- Hey, guys. - Hey,
Rebecca. - Rebecca.
221
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,513
I see you brought some of
my grandfather's friends.
222
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,523
He loved those guys.
223
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,854
So I was wondering if maybe
you guys could say something.
224
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,865
You know, maybe tell a funny story
about him or something.
225
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Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. Actually,
I've got a little something prepared.
226
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If that's okay.
Mac, did you prepare...
227
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Oh, no. Sorry. I totally forgot.
He's a terrible public speaker.
228
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He gets really flustered and he clams up
and his third-grade stutter comes back.
229
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It's adorable. Oh, is that your phone?
230
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- Yeah.
- Gonna answer that?
231
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- Well, I don't wanna be rude.
- Well, the ringer's going off in the middle of a funeral.
232
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It's gotta be pretty important, right?
233
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Excuse me.
234
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- Charlie, what do you want?
- Mac, you gotta come to my apartment right now.
235
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I can't, dude.
I'm in the middle of something.
236
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I don't care what you're doing.
Get over here right now! It's an emergency!
237
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Fine.
238
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:08,907
- I gotta go. It's an emergency.
- You gotta leave? That's a shame.
239
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- So can I borrow your car, or what?
- You've been drinking.
240
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Uh...
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He's a good guy. He's just...
got a bit of a drinking problem.
242
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,962
- Who is it?
- It's Mac, dude. This better be good.
243
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,899
Holy shit!
244
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Mmm.
245
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- This is unbelievable!
- I know that! There are, like, so many medals in there, dude!
246
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,223
This guy was probably, like, king Nazi.
247
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,454
- How is this even possible, Charlie?
- Oh, it's possible.
248
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,759
- They came on boats or whatever, but they're here.
- Okay, hold on.
249
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,494
- This could just be collector's crap.
- No. No, no, no. No.
250
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,570
Look at that!
251
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- He looks exactly like Dennis.
- I know.
252
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,135
All right, so here's the deal.
253
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He wants me to take all this shit to him
so he can be, like, buried in it or something.
254
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,241
Buried in it?
Screw that old bitch. He's a Nazi.
255
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,307
Let him die and burn in hell, right?
Let's sell this shit on eBay.
256
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:22,217
No, I thought about that though.
I think it's, like...
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illegal, or maybe
a little bit immoral.
258
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,196
- We could sell it to a museum.
- I could live with that.
259
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Lionel Keane.
260
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As we all know, Lionel
could be a bit of a curmudgeon.
261
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But he had the heart of a lion.
262
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I'll tell you a story about him.
263
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It was Christmas Eve
last year and, uh...
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I was at Lionel's house,
making him dinner.
265
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And we got to talking
about the spirit of giving.
266
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And I said, "Lionel, why are we
just talking about it?
267
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Let's put the spirit into action.
Let's go down to the mission."
268
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Lionel said, "Great.
That's a great idea, Dennis."
269
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So we did, we went down there.
270
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And not only did we feed...
271
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every last poor,
miserable, precious soul...
272
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but we washed the feet of every man,
woman and child there...
273
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in the spirit of Christ.
274
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And that was Lionel.
275
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Lionel Keane.
276
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Lionel the lion.
277
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- Sorry to keep you gentlemen waiting.
- Not a problem at all.
278
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- How can I help you?
- We are going to make your day today, sir.
279
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- Is that right?
- We've gotten our hands on a "little something"...
280
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that we like to think is
an important part of human history...
281
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and needs to be in this museum.
282
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Mac, if you will.
283
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,550
What in the hell is that?
284
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:13,087
This, my friend, is an authentic
Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942.
285
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,464
Notice the stitching
and fine attention to detail.
286
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,003
Where did you get this?
287
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,268
Let's just say it found its way to us
and leave it at that, shall we?
288
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,071
Okay. I find this offensive
for so many reasons.
289
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,875
I'm guessing you acquired this
through illegal means.
290
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,940
For me to take this from you
would be an extension of that.
291
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,953
And secondly, that you would
expect it would "make my day"...
292
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,957
assumes that I'm interested in profiting off
the murder of millions of innocent people.
293
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,830
How much will you
give us for it?
294
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Nothing.
295
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Nothing, or...
296
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I plan to call the police
the minute you guys leave my office.
297
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,134
- Hey, Pop-Pop.
- Deandra?
298
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,866
What are you doing here?
Where's Dennis?
299
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,636
Oh, um, I just came by myself.
300
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,373
Oh. Well, do you know
where Dennis is?
301
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,813
He was supposed
to be here hours ago.
302
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,284
No, no. Pop-Pop, it's just me.
I thought that...
303
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,287
you and I could spend
some time together...
304
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,324
so I brought a couple books
that I could read to you.
305
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:50,384
Okay, fine.
306
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,396
Come here and sit down.
307
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,398
Yeah.
308
00:18:57,502 --> 00:19:01,836
No, why don't you come closer
so I can get a good look at you?
309
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,500
- Come here, come here.
- Okay, that's fine.
310
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,672
- Sure, sure, sure.
- Good idea.
311
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:13,115
Come here.
A little closer. Come here.
312
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,176
Come on, come on.
Come here, come here.
313
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:21,158
Oh, now I remember
how beautiful you are.
314
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:25,925
And look at these wrinkled old hands
against your young face.
315
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,965
Oh, and... and these teeth.
316
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,992
Look. Look how straight and white.
317
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,129
Is there a bathroom around here?
318
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,834
Yeah. Right down the hall.
319
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,572
We're doing
the right thing here, man.
320
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,138
Yeah. But it just seems like a waste
of a perfectly good Nazi uniform.
321
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,812
No, no, no. If we sell it,
we run the risk of going to jail.
322
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,084
And if we keep it, we don't get anything,
so we may as well burn it.
323
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,352
- That's true.
- I mean, it is always fun to burn things.
324
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,087
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
325
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,652
And we probably shouldn't let Dennis
know about his grandfather anyway.
326
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,891
- No.
- It might just screw with his head.
327
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,530
- Yeah, get it going.
- All right.
328
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,596
- Get on.
- Get on it.
329
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:11,733
- Auf Wiedersehen.
- Auf Wiedersehen, my friend.
330
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,278
- Whoo.
- Whoo.
331
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,837
- So it's all in there, right?
- Yeah.
332
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:20,578
- You didn't keep anything, or...
- No. Did you?
333
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,416
- No. No, dude.
- Okay.
334
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,718
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, bro.
335
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,191
- Hey.
- What's up? What you burning?
336
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,524
- Some trash.
- Awesome.
337
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:33,962
- Do you wanna hear what happened with that girl?
- No. No, I don't, dude.
338
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,863
No? Oh, come on.
339
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,959
- I don't care about what happened.
- Of course you care.
340
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,731
- I don't wanna hear it, Dennis.
- Yeah, you do.
341
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:43,172
Okay. You know what, bro?
I'm sorry. You win. Okay?
342
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,175
I give up. You won.
You're the better man.
343
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,269
You don't give up. See, I won
fair and square. We went head-to-head...
344
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:51,110
and I came out the better man,
just as I predicted I would.
345
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,310
So we went back to her house...
346
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:58,482
and we made sweet,
passionate love.
347
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,728
- Great.
- Yeah.
348
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:08,129
Great for you. You...
You must be really proud of yourself.
349
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,727
Awesome. Your grandfather's a Nazi.
350
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,319
Who's your neighbor?
351
00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:30,980
I'm your neighbor.
But let me ask you a couple questions.
352
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,081
- Go ahead, shoot.
- Ask away.
353
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,490
- Who lives in this here hole?
- What hole?
354
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,393
- That big brown hole.
- Oh, I'm inside that hole.
355
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,988
- Dozen Rangers in there too.
- All right. Well...