1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:05,003 You're being ridiculous. He's a professional football player. 2 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:08,268 I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm talking about going with a group... 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,275 and intimidate him, maybe break his arm. 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,277 - You can't break Tom Brady's arm. - Yes, I can. 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,279 No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy. 6 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:18,283 Listen. Let me tell you something with absolute honesty and concern for your well-being. 7 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,117 Tom Brady would kick your ass. 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:25,624 - What the hell is that? - Come on, who locked up last night? 9 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,626 - Charlie. - The kid needs to start paying attention. 10 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,390 - Who is this? - I don't know. I've never seen him before. 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,556 Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks. 12 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:37,069 Hey, let's go. Oh, my... Je... Oh, my God. He shit his pants, Dee. 13 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,367 Oh, I don't wanna know that. 14 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:45,175 I'm gonna poke him with this. 15 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,806 Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,816 - Yo! - What's the matter? 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,115 - He won't wake up. - Well, poke him harder in his ribs. 18 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:57,418 Wake up, old man. Wake up! 19 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,955 Holy shit. 20 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,190 That bitch is dead. 21 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,498 This ought to do wonders for business. 22 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,500 How could you let this happen, Charlie? 23 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:44,162 What? It's not my fault. The guy orders one drink... 24 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,637 sits down, I don't see him again the rest of the night. 25 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,675 What are we gonna do about this booth? There's piss and shit everywhere. 26 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,370 - All the death germs. - Plus, that guy was so old. 27 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,380 - Old people are gross. - Tell you what. I'll get the gasoline. 28 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,315 - We're not gonna burn it. - Come on, dude. You never let me burn anything. 29 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:02,753 - Maybe we should close to fumigate or something. - No, no. We can't do that. 30 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,450 We can't let anybody know that this happened. We'll never live it down. 31 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,291 Are we gonna serve drinks today? I don't think the board of health will be too keen on that. 32 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,263 I'm sorry. Do you see any representatives from the board of health here? 33 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,266 Let's clean up the mess and act like it never happened. 34 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,826 - I'm not getting anywhere near that booth. - Me neither. 35 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,975 I can't believe you guys are making me do this. 36 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,308 I can't believe you left a dead guy in the bar overnight. So I guess we're even. 37 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,349 Charlie, the E. M. T. Said he had a heart attack, not Ebola. 38 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,044 - Do you wanna do this? - No. 39 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:36,020 Then don't question my methods. 40 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,957 Whoa, Charlie! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop. Goddamn it. 41 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,961 We need to isolate the area. 42 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,725 You're just gonna spread whatever parts of him decomposed overnight. 43 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:49,131 - No. - What, are you a scientist, dude? 44 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:52,000 - A scientist? - That's, like, science talk. 45 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:54,505 Science talk? What the hell is science talk? 46 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,974 I'm sorry. We're closed. 47 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,772 No, we're not. Hey. How you doing? 48 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,211 - I'm looking for the owner. - That's me. Actually... 49 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,272 - Actually, I'm the owner. - I could help her out now. 50 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,783 - We own it together. - Not really. What can I help you with? 51 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:10,619 My name is Rebecca Keane. I was notified that my grandfather died here last night. 52 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,885 - Oh. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 53 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:16,122 - That's really horrible. - I'm sorry for your loss. 54 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:24,459 I, uh... I just wanted to see where he spent his last night. 55 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,940 Hmm, that would be somewhere in this vicinity over here. 56 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:32,171 - Oh, God. - Are you all right? 57 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:36,614 Yeah, I'm okay. L... I really didn't know him that well actually. 58 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,584 But he didn't have any other family, so the police called me. 59 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,177 - Oh, that's so sad. - Yeah. 60 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,850 I guess I was a little curious, you know. I mean, he's my grandfather. 61 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,120 And I know nothing about him. 62 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:51,493 - Yeah. Well, he was a great man. - Really? 63 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:55,022 Yeah. Yeah, just a very warm and... 64 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,127 gentle soul actually. 65 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:03,369 - So you knew him? - Yeah, I wouldn't actually say that I knew him all that well. 66 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,469 I knew him pretty well. 67 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:09,743 Yeah, we got pretty close near the end there. 68 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,716 - Wow, really? - I knew him too. 69 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:14,412 L- I just meant... I thought you meant more of a... 70 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,456 - He didn't know him as well as I did though. - Oh. 71 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:22,460 Well, listen, I should go. I have to get back to work. I just wanted to stop in. 72 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:25,588 Of course. Well, listen, if you ever wanna stop by, you know... 73 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:29,999 I could tell you some stories about your grandfather that you would not believe. 74 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,037 L- I'll make myself available as well. 75 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,198 Don't worry about it. Yeah, any time. 76 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,708 Okay. Thanks. 77 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,744 - Yeah, of course. - Bye. 78 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:41,780 - What are you doing, dude? - What? 79 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,442 - You're totally blowing up my spot. - I'm not blowing up your spot. 80 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:48,009 You can't just claim the girl for yourself. She's way out of your league anyway. 81 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:50,954 Out of my league? She's out of your league. I could get that chick. 82 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:55,222 Hey, guys! A man died here yesterday. His family just abandoned him. 83 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,263 Could we think about that for one second? 84 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,923 Why the hell would we want to think about that? 85 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:07,029 - Really depressing, Dee. - It just makes me think about Pop-Pop is all. 86 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,438 Pop-Pop is an asshole, Sweet Dee. 87 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,945 And I'm placing my bets that that girl's grandfather is an asshole too. 88 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,480 People don't just abandon their parents for no good reason. 89 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,574 Dude, have you ever been to a nursing home? 90 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,347 People abandon their parents all the time. 91 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:24,413 It's a sad, throwaway culture we live in. 92 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,795 - Hey, Charlie. Can I come in? - Hi. 93 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:36,357 - Yeah, sure. - Thank you. 94 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:42,170 Whoa. Geez, your place is looking... good. 95 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:45,608 Yeah. I've been doing some rearra... rearranging. 96 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,612 - Mm-hmm. - So you wanna have a seat? 97 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,740 - Uh, no, I don't. Charlie, your, uh... - Have a seat, come on. 98 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,751 Listen, I wanted to ask you a favor. 99 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,812 Will you go to the nursing home with me to see my grandfather? Dennis won't go. 100 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,585 - Dennis won't go? - No, he won't go. 101 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,651 - What a jerk. - I know, and I haven't seen him since I was really little. 102 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,663 And he's stuck in that nursing home. 103 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,564 And I don't wanna wait until it's too late and then regret it. 104 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,227 Why don't you just go by yourself? 105 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:14,399 Uh, I have a little bit of a problem with old people. 106 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:19,969 Sounds a little mean, but I find them kind of creepy and scary and gross. 107 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,537 I think they're gross. It's their hands mostly. 108 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,583 You know, how you can see right through them. 109 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,584 They're all... Their inside business is... 110 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:29,143 I'll tell you what. I'll go with you... 111 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,520 but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want. 112 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,149 No. 113 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,818 - Every now and then. - No. 114 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,384 - One time. - All right. 115 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,487 And... you have to take me to lunch... 116 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,590 - twice a week for a year. - No, I don't. 117 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,532 - Once a week. Today. - Okay. 118 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:44,968 Great. 119 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:48,006 - I can get hot chicks, dude. - Mac, don't embarrass yourself. 120 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,008 I will always win in these circumstances. 121 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,408 You will not, dude. She's coming over here to see me. 122 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,742 She's coming to see you because you answered the phone, dude. 123 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:58,341 That's just semantics, bro. You know, I have a real shot with this chick. 124 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,785 You can't beat me here, okay? I will always win in these circumstances. 125 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,788 I will one-up you. I'm sharper than you. 126 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:06,120 - You're not sharper. Shut up. Shut up. - You shut up. 127 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,126 - Don't tell me to shut up. - Hi, guys. 128 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,889 Is this a bad time? 129 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,260 No, this is a great time. We were just... We... 130 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:14,299 We were talking about your grandfather. 131 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,301 Emotions are running very high around here today. 132 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,530 Yeah, it's been a difficult couple of days for me. 133 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,404 Yeah, I try not to think about me though in circumstances like this. 134 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:25,205 More importantly, how are you? 135 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,840 You kind oflook like you're gonna pass out. 136 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,283 Charlie, I don't think I can do this. I'm not kidding. 137 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,286 Come on. You're gonna be fine. 138 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,549 - Oh, my God. Look at that one. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 139 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,591 They have ears, all right? 140 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,355 All right, listen to me, Dee. The slow and painful crawl to death... 141 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:44,362 is an inevitable part of life. 142 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,263 So just embrace it, all right? 143 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,638 Wait, wait, wait. It's really creepy in here. 144 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:58,041 - What is that very bad smell? - Uh, it's probably urine and maybe some feces. 145 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:01,443 - 17-D, right? This is your Pop-Pop's door. - Just hold on a second. 146 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:05,245 - What if he asks us to help him go to the bathroom? - Are you kidding me? 147 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:09,379 Come on. A lot of people lead perfectly normal lives in nursing homes. 148 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:14,183 Oh, Jesus! He doesn't even look like a real person. 149 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,990 - Should we go wake him up? - No! I don't know. Let's go. 150 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,463 No, we can't go. We came all the way down here. Let's just... 151 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,133 - I need some air. - What? 152 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:28,230 No, no, no, Dee. Do not leave me here alone. 'Cause I can't... 153 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:30,241 Dennis. 154 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:35,039 - Dennis. - Oh, this is awkward. I'm... I'm not... 155 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:37,048 Dennis, come here. 156 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,277 L- I've been waiting... 157 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:45,785 a long time for this moment, Dennis. 158 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,759 Okay. You have? 159 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:54,528 Oh, yeah. My only grandson finally come to see me. Come close. 160 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,467 My eyesight's not so good. 161 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:03,203 You're lot shorter than I thought you'd wind up. 162 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,609 Yeah, well, you know. I'm actually still growin', so... 163 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,705 - You want some candy? - No, I'm good. Thanks. 164 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,716 Eat the damn candy! 165 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,979 Okay. Candy. 166 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,414 These people in here... 167 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,756 they've stolen everything from me. 168 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:27,265 - They have? - Yeah, well, what do you expect from Jews, right, Dennis? 169 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:31,100 Uh... 170 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:35,368 Jews. Um, maybe I should go and check on Dee, because... 171 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:38,001 No, leave her be. I'm sure she'll be fine. 172 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,813 I'm an old man, Dennis. 173 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,857 And as you can see, I don't have much time left. 174 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,893 I need your help. 175 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,555 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 176 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,996 I mean, I'm not very comfortable with that. 177 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:03,058 First of all, I don't even know which one of these things I would unplug. 178 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,103 No, you idiot! 179 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,038 I don't need you to kill me. I need you to help me. 180 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:12,339 Oh. Uh, okay. 181 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:17,815 You probably don't know this because that bastard father of yours didn't tell you... 182 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,443 but I was a war hero. 183 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:25,252 - Really? - I wanna be buried in my uniform. 184 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:30,762 And I don't trust any of these kikes in here... 185 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,196 to take care of that. 186 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:37,531 All the belongings from that part of my life are in a box... 187 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,629 at the Roxborough Storage Facility. 188 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,733 I need you to pick it up and bring it here. 189 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,507 Oh, okay, sure. I could do that. 190 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:53,450 And I need you to keep it as a secret between you and me. 191 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,512 Okay. 192 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,021 So listen, I have a favor to ask you guys. 193 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,187 Oh, yeah. That's cool. Anything, yeah. 194 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,663 You can talk to me, 'cause I get things done, so... 195 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,895 I'm in charge of putting together a memorial service for him... 196 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,461 but I can't seem to find anyone else who really knew him that well. 197 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,565 Oh, yeah. That might be difficult to do actually. 198 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,304 It's not gonna be a problem. I knew a lot of his friends. Good guys. 199 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:23,212 Yeah, Den. But, uh, it might be hard to find "friends." 200 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,682 It's not gonna be hard for me. 201 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,685 That would be so amazing. 202 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:34,253 - Would you like another drink? - No, we're fine. 203 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,003 - I need your car. - Oh, Charlie. I wasn't really serious about that. 204 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,133 - No. Go get it. You promised. - Fine. 205 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,769 - Where you going? - Going back to see Pop-Pop. 206 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,279 What the hell you talking about? You're going to see my Pop-Pop without me? 207 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,577 - Mm-hmm. - You can't do that. He's my Pop-Pop. 208 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,244 I'm the one who's supposed to feel better about myself. I'm going with you. 209 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,220 Oh, you can't actually, because it's just supposed to be me and him. 210 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,019 - I want to see my Pop-Pop. - Take the bus. 211 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,131 Jesus, Dennis. This is just goddamn shady. 212 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,534 Hey, bud. If you wanna back out now, be my guest. 213 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,402 - I'd be happy to take all the credit for this. - I'm not backing down. 214 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,807 All right, all right. Hey, pal. 215 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,004 How would you like to make 20 bucks? 216 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,604 - Sure. - Got some nicer clothes? 217 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,252 - Right. - Right. 218 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,336 Holy shit. 219 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,944 Okay, guys. Have fun. Mingle. 220 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,345 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Rebecca. - Rebecca. 221 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,513 I see you brought some of my grandfather's friends. 222 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,523 He loved those guys. 223 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,854 So I was wondering if maybe you guys could say something. 224 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,865 You know, maybe tell a funny story about him or something. 225 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,902 Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. Actually, I've got a little something prepared. 226 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,870 If that's okay. Mac, did you prepare... 227 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:31,399 Oh, no. Sorry. I totally forgot. He's a terrible public speaker. 228 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,037 He gets really flustered and he clams up and his third-grade stutter comes back. 229 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,513 It's adorable. Oh, is that your phone? 230 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,574 - Yeah. - Gonna answer that? 231 00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:43,109 - Well, I don't wanna be rude. - Well, the ringer's going off in the middle of a funeral. 232 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:46,214 It's gotta be pretty important, right? 233 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,952 Excuse me. 234 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,397 - Charlie, what do you want? - Mac, you gotta come to my apartment right now. 235 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,401 I can't, dude. I'm in the middle of something. 236 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,632 I don't care what you're doing. Get over here right now! It's an emergency! 237 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,640 Fine. 238 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:08,907 - I gotta go. It's an emergency. - You gotta leave? That's a shame. 239 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,351 - So can I borrow your car, or what? - You've been drinking. 240 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:17,082 Uh... 241 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:23,919 He's a good guy. He's just... got a bit of a drinking problem. 242 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,962 - Who is it? - It's Mac, dude. This better be good. 243 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,899 Holy shit! 244 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,171 Mmm. 245 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:51,783 - This is unbelievable! - I know that! There are, like, so many medals in there, dude! 246 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,223 This guy was probably, like, king Nazi. 247 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,454 - How is this even possible, Charlie? - Oh, it's possible. 248 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,759 - They came on boats or whatever, but they're here. - Okay, hold on. 249 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,494 - This could just be collector's crap. - No. No, no, no. No. 250 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,570 Look at that! 251 00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:07,400 - He looks exactly like Dennis. - I know. 252 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,135 All right, so here's the deal. 253 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,508 He wants me to take all this shit to him so he can be, like, buried in it or something. 254 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,241 Buried in it? Screw that old bitch. He's a Nazi. 255 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,307 Let him die and burn in hell, right? Let's sell this shit on eBay. 256 00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:22,217 No, I thought about that though. I think it's, like... 257 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:25,654 illegal, or maybe a little bit immoral. 258 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,196 - We could sell it to a museum. - I could live with that. 259 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,067 Lionel Keane. 260 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:46,408 As we all know, Lionel could be a bit of a curmudgeon. 261 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,969 But he had the heart of a lion. 262 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,708 I'll tell you a story about him. 263 00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:57,084 It was Christmas Eve last year and, uh... 264 00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:59,646 I was at Lionel's house, making him dinner. 265 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,626 And we got to talking about the spirit of giving. 266 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:05,026 And I said, "Lionel, why are we just talking about it? 267 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,589 Let's put the spirit into action. Let's go down to the mission." 268 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,795 Lionel said, "Great. That's a great idea, Dennis." 269 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,804 So we did, we went down there. 270 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,466 And not only did we feed... 271 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:22,412 every last poor, miserable, precious soul... 272 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,882 but we washed the feet of every man, woman and child there... 273 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:31,122 in the spirit of Christ. 274 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:32,952 And that was Lionel. 275 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,993 Lionel Keane. 276 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,758 Lionel the lion. 277 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,729 - Sorry to keep you gentlemen waiting. - Not a problem at all. 278 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,536 - How can I help you? - We are going to make your day today, sir. 279 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:54,773 - Is that right? - We've gotten our hands on a "little something"... 280 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:58,111 that we like to think is an important part of human history... 281 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,175 and needs to be in this museum. 282 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,612 Mac, if you will. 283 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,550 What in the hell is that? 284 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:13,087 This, my friend, is an authentic Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942. 285 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,464 Notice the stitching and fine attention to detail. 286 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,003 Where did you get this? 287 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,268 Let's just say it found its way to us and leave it at that, shall we? 288 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,071 Okay. I find this offensive for so many reasons. 289 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,875 I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means. 290 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,940 For me to take this from you would be an extension of that. 291 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,953 And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day"... 292 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,957 assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people. 293 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,830 How much will you give us for it? 294 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,593 Nothing. 295 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,763 Nothing, or... 296 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,602 I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office. 297 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,134 - Hey, Pop-Pop. - Deandra? 298 00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,866 What are you doing here? Where's Dennis? 299 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,636 Oh, um, I just came by myself. 300 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,373 Oh. Well, do you know where Dennis is? 301 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,813 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 302 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,284 No, no. Pop-Pop, it's just me. I thought that... 303 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,287 you and I could spend some time together... 304 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,324 so I brought a couple books that I could read to you. 305 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:50,384 Okay, fine. 306 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,396 Come here and sit down. 307 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,398 Yeah. 308 00:18:57,502 --> 00:19:01,836 No, why don't you come closer so I can get a good look at you? 309 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,500 - Come here, come here. - Okay, that's fine. 310 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,672 - Sure, sure, sure. - Good idea. 311 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:13,115 Come here. A little closer. Come here. 312 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,176 Come on, come on. Come here, come here. 313 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:21,158 Oh, now I remember how beautiful you are. 314 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:25,925 And look at these wrinkled old hands against your young face. 315 00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,965 Oh, and... and these teeth. 316 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,992 Look. Look how straight and white. 317 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,129 Is there a bathroom around here? 318 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,834 Yeah. Right down the hall. 319 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,572 We're doing the right thing here, man. 320 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,138 Yeah. But it just seems like a waste of a perfectly good Nazi uniform. 321 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,812 No, no, no. If we sell it, we run the risk of going to jail. 322 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,084 And if we keep it, we don't get anything, so we may as well burn it. 323 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,352 - That's true. - I mean, it is always fun to burn things. 324 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,087 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 325 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,652 And we probably shouldn't let Dennis know about his grandfather anyway. 326 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,891 - No. - It might just screw with his head. 327 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,530 - Yeah, get it going. - All right. 328 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,596 - Get on. - Get on it. 329 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:11,733 - Auf Wiedersehen. - Auf Wiedersehen, my friend. 330 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,278 - Whoo. - Whoo. 331 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,837 - So it's all in there, right? - Yeah. 332 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:20,578 - You didn't keep anything, or... - No. Did you? 333 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,416 - No. No, dude. - Okay. 334 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,718 - Hey, guys. - Hey, bro. 335 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,191 - Hey. - What's up? What you burning? 336 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,524 - Some trash. - Awesome. 337 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:33,962 - Do you wanna hear what happened with that girl? - No. No, I don't, dude. 338 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,863 No? Oh, come on. 339 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,959 - I don't care about what happened. - Of course you care. 340 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,731 - I don't wanna hear it, Dennis. - Yeah, you do. 341 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:43,172 Okay. You know what, bro? I'm sorry. You win. Okay? 342 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,175 I give up. You won. You're the better man. 343 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,269 You don't give up. See, I won fair and square. We went head-to-head... 344 00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:51,110 and I came out the better man, just as I predicted I would. 345 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,310 So we went back to her house... 346 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:58,482 and we made sweet, passionate love. 347 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,728 - Great. - Yeah. 348 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:08,129 Great for you. You... You must be really proud of yourself. 349 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,727 Awesome. Your grandfather's a Nazi. 350 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,319 Who's your neighbor? 351 00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:30,980 I'm your neighbor. But let me ask you a couple questions. 352 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,081 - Go ahead, shoot. - Ask away. 353 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,490 - Who lives in this here hole? - What hole? 354 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,393 - That big brown hole. - Oh, I'm inside that hole. 355 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,988 - Dozen Rangers in there too. - All right. Well...