1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,164 - You're such a dildo, dude. - Thanks, dude. 2 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:08,105 Thanks. That's a good way to start the day. 3 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,369 Is that soy veggie health drink supposed to erase the damage... 4 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,377 you did to your liver last night? 5 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:15,278 Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night? 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,839 Oh, come on. You don't have to be so judgmental. 7 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,385 - She was gross, dude. - She wasn't that gross, all right? 8 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:23,889 If you lowered your standards a bit, you'd get laid more. Give me a sip of this. 9 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,584 - No! - I just wanna try it. 10 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,855 You do not get to taste my delicious healthy drink after making fun of it. 11 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:32,364 - Why not? Just give it to me. - 'Cause I don't know what kind of diseases that girl had. 12 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,366 She doesn't have any diseases! 13 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:37,631 - Dude, she was really gross. - Guys! 14 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,162 - We got a real serious problem. - There's been a B&E, dude. 15 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,539 - A what? - A B&E, dude! 16 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,135 - A B&E? - What does that mean? 17 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,806 Somebody broke into the bar and stole our safe. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,612 - Breaking and entering. B&E. - No. No! 19 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:53,811 - Are you serious? - Oh, my God! 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,321 - When did this happen? - Last night, I guess. 21 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,152 Wejust walked in this morning and found it like that. 22 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,749 - Who locked up last night? - I did. But that's the thing. The locks weren't even broken. 23 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,955 - So somebody just waltzed in here and stole the safe? - But it's not my fault. 24 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:07,625 - Well, it's somebody's fault. - I know it's somebody's fault! 25 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,464 - Well, it's somebody's fault! - I know that! 26 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,370 Guys! Guys! We're not gonna get anywhere yelling at each other! 27 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,273 - We need to be rational. - All right, all right. 28 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:19,539 - Okay! I think it's clear what needs to happen. - What? 29 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:20,943 We need to buy a gun. 30 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,509 So what do you think? 31 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,241 I think next time you boys ought to get the kind of safe... 32 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,546 that a relatively small man can't just carry away. 33 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,246 But there's been, like, a string of these robberies all over the area. 34 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:04,085 - You don't have any leads or... - Not really. 35 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,785 "Not really." What in the hell does that even mean? 36 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,886 How could there not be any leads? The guy must have left something behind. 37 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,363 - People are working on it. - Hey, you guys. 38 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:15,458 They're pretty sure it's the same guy who's been hittin' all the bars around here. 39 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:18,003 - We know, Charlie. - So we're done here, Harris. 40 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,199 - What... So that's it? - Yeah. 41 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,572 We'll call you if we come up with anything. 42 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,271 - Well, thanks. - Yeah, thanks. 43 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,143 You know what? Let's go get that gun. 44 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,182 - Whoa. Hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. - What? 45 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,650 Guns are not a good idea. They're dangerous. Someone's gonna get hurt. 46 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,120 - Yeah. Mac, no guns. - Guys, somebody stole our safe, right? 47 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,714 Am I crazy? We need to be able to protect ourselves... 48 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,725 in case something like this happens again. 49 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,227 - Clearly, Philly's finest don't give a shit. - Mac is absolutely right. 50 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,595 - What if one of us was here when it happened? - We would have been killed. 51 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,762 - No, you don't know that. Come on. - Hey, babe. 52 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,931 - Hey, Colin. - Mmm. 53 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,532 - Was that law enforcement? - Yeah. 54 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,043 - Is everything all right? - No, dude. We got robbed last night. 55 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,012 Oh, shit! 56 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,880 Are you kiddin' me? Oh... What happened? 57 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:08,853 Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe? 58 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:14,087 That really sucks, guys. Look, we have reservations at Guajino's at 12:00, and... 59 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:17,994 - Yep. Just about... - Guys, it's a travesty. I'm sorry. 60 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,492 No guns. 61 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,870 Dude, your sister has the worst taste in men. 62 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,375 No shit. I hate that guy. He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype. 63 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,343 Plus, he's a total player. 64 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,346 What do you mean? 65 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,382 You don't know about this? Oh, my God! 66 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,417 That guy's dated, like, every hot bartender in town. 67 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:41,385 I saw him a week ago with Wendy from Dirty Frank's. 68 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,388 Hand all down the back of her pants. 69 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,356 - Oh! Gross. - Very gross. 70 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,290 Whatever, dude. Charlie, close up shop. 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,920 Dennis, let's go get us a gun. 72 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,924 Do you really think they're gonna buy one? 73 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,969 No. I mean, I told them not to... 74 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,698 but Mac gets a boner every single time he thinks about a gun. 75 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:03,037 - Well, I think it's a great idea. - I'm... I'm sorry? 76 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,873 I think it's really smart. 77 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,913 Owning and knowing how to properly use a firearm... 78 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,449 is an important part of what makes this country great. 79 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,609 Well, that's what I was trying to tell them... 80 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,653 - To tell you the truth... - What? 81 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:18,248 There's nothing sexier than when you're firing a gun. 82 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:22,055 Actually, it really turns me on. 83 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,222 Well, that's exactly why I want you to teach me how to use one, sexy. 84 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:28,096 - It would be my pleasure. - I think the pleasure would be all mine. 85 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,897 You've got a poppy seed in your teeth. 86 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,973 Hmm. 87 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,601 - Get it? - It's a big one. You might wanna go to the bathroom. 88 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,577 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Calm down! All right! 89 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,621 Hwang. You're just in time, buddy. 90 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,054 - Charlie, my rent. - Okay, listen. 91 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,786 - Listen to me for a second while I... - No! I cannot wait anymore! 92 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,260 Don't come over here and just start yelling at me! 93 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,297 Hwang! Hey! Wait! 94 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:03,461 Let me go get something, and I'll fix it. 95 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,630 All right, hurry up. Hurry up! 96 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:09,834 I can't wait too long! Hwang not patient! 97 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,968 You getting my money? 98 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,673 Would you like a Rice Krispie treat? 99 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,974 - $854 you owe me! - I realize how much money it is! 100 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,077 I'm not gonna take it no more! 101 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:25,181 I placed a couple bad investments! 102 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,818 Hwang! 103 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:32,490 I placed a couple of bad investments. It could happen to anyone, right? 104 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,692 Okay. 105 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:37,258 I'm going to get your... 106 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,330 goddamn money by the end of the month, okay? 107 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,870 - I come back tomorrow. I want my goddamn money! - Yeah, tomorrow. 108 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,608 - I want my money! - Okay. 109 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,787 Dickhead! 110 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,758 Okay, Dennis. We're gonna be very careful about this, right? 111 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,192 We'll stash it right here just in case we need it. 112 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,525 Until then, we don't go near it. 113 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,794 - Hopefully, we never have to pick it up again. - Hopefully. 114 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,835 - You wanna shoot it? - Yes. 115 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,763 - Yeah! - Yes! 116 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,605 - How do you like me now, log? - You totally killed that log, dude. 117 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,544 I totally killed it. I always knew that I'd be good at this stuff. 118 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,547 - You're a really good shot, Dennis. - Thanks, bro. 119 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,549 You're pretty good too, Hoss. 120 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,051 - You hit the log, like, a bunch of times, man. - I did. 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,452 If that log was trying to rob the place, you would have killed it. 122 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,456 - I would have killed it! - You totally would have killed it. 123 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,458 - Absolutely! - Hey, you wanna shoot it some more? 124 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,460 - Yeah! - Hey, can I load it up though? 125 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:38,258 - Absolutely! You like the sound. - I like the sound of the clip. 126 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,923 - Hey! - Hey! 127 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,900 - What the hell are you guys doing? - Oh, Charlie, check it out. 128 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,561 - Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. - Check it out. 129 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,662 - That's not fun! That's not a toy. - Oh, come on, Charlie. 130 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,572 I'm serious, man. You shouldn't be playing around with guns. 131 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,338 First of all, we need to open the bar. We got robbed. 132 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,380 Hwang is all over my ass because of rent. 133 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,116 - You wanna hold it? - No. No. 134 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,710 - Come on. Just hold it. - I wanna open the bar! 135 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,154 - Hold it for a little bit. - No, I don't wanna hold it. 136 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,748 Fine. Give me the gun. Fine. Yes. I'll hold the gun. Okay. 137 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,193 Good. Nice. Really nice feel to it. 138 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,528 That's really good. Is this thing loaded? 139 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,533 It can be. 140 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,773 - That's my boy! - Whoo! That's amazing! 141 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,471 - Yeah. Can you feel it? - You bet I can feel it! Come on! 142 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,606 - Describe what you feel. - I feel like, uh... 143 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:34,745 I feel focused and I feel badass and just, um... 144 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,755 badass, you know? 145 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,656 - I think he's got it, Mac. - Yes, he does. 146 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:44,128 - Got what? - Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever. 147 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,526 Whoo! 148 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,570 That's what I'm talking about. You seeing this? 149 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,571 - Yeah. - That is sexy. 150 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,573 - Yep, totally. - You feeling sexy? 151 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,474 - I don't know. - Hey, hey, hey. It's all right to be a little nervous. 152 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:01,479 Everyone's nervous their first time. But I promise you... 153 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:05,210 once you put your hand around this... 154 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:08,117 you are gonna love it. 155 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,417 Well, actually, I've got something I think you'll love. 156 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,720 I'd rather watch you shoot the gun here. 157 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,495 - What if I... - Just shoot the gun, Dee. 158 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,497 Okay. 159 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:23,762 Why would I not be serious? 160 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,498 - All right. Thanks, Detective. - Nothing? 161 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,700 No, nothing. I don't think they're taking this seriously on any level, dude. 162 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,437 Of course they're not, dude. This is exactly what I'm talking about. 163 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,639 These cops don't give a shit about us. 164 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,342 I think it's time we took matters into our own hands. 165 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,884 - How? - Maybe we should do a little investigating of our own. 166 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:44,048 Do some snoopin' around, try to crack the case. We got the gun. 167 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:47,581 That's true. Wanna go shoot it some more? 168 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,150 - Yes! - Let's do that. 169 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,755 - Pow, pow, pow! - Whoa! What the hell? 170 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,596 - What? - Dude, the gun's not here. 171 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,193 - Holy shit! What are you talkin' about? - Look! Look! 172 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,364 It's... 173 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:02,703 - Charlie? - Charlie. 174 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,107 - Yeah, I got the gun. - Why, Charlie? 175 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,479 It's supposed to be here to protect the bar. 176 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,610 Yeah, I know. I know. I just, uh... 177 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:17,713 - You just what? - I just needed it. 178 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:21,385 - Is this the gun fever talking, dude? - No... 179 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,394 It's not... I don't have the gun fever, man. 180 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,488 Look, I'm coming in to work later. I'll bring it with me. 181 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,626 I really don't like the sound of this, Charlie. 182 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:33,194 Hey, hey, hey. I gotta go, dude. I'll see you guys at the bar. 183 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:36,264 He hung up. 184 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,334 All right! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! 185 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:43,109 I'm coming! All right. Hang on a second there. 186 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,583 - Hey, Hwang. - Okay, so you got my money now? 187 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:53,751 I got some Rice Krispie treats in the fridge. You want some more of those? 188 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:59,288 Charlie, I don't like you. I never liked you. 189 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:03,392 So just give me my money, or Hwang will be forced to... 190 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,798 I'm sorry. Forced to... 191 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,647 - What you doing? - Hmm? 192 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:19,082 - What's that? - So, listen, Hwang. 193 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,381 Let me talk to you about your money for a second. 194 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,615 Uh, I don't have it right now, you know? 195 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:27,455 I just don't have it. But I'm gonna get it... 196 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,551 because I have my ways. 197 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,030 Do you know what I mean, Hwang, when I say I have my ways? 198 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:37,035 What is that? Is that a yes? 199 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,999 Sometimes I can't understand you. You're talking, but I don't understand you. 200 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:45,271 So say yes if you know what I mean when I say I have my ways. 201 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,972 - Yes. - Oh, good boy. Get lost. 202 00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:06,891 All right. So we got the binoculars. We got the ziplock baggies. 203 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:10,492 We got the Maglite. I think as soon as Charlie gets here with the gun, we're all set. 204 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,469 This is great, dude. This is great. We're like the Hardy Boys. 205 00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:14,664 - Okay. - Okay, great. 206 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:16,673 So I'll be Frank. You beJoe. 207 00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:19,141 'Cause Frank was kind of the leader, and that makes a little more sense... 208 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,669 - Didn't Frank have blond hair? - Yeah. But that doesn't make any difference... 209 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,738 - So I should be Frank 'cause I have lighter... - The hair color doesn't matter. 210 00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:26,784 It's all about who's making the plans and... 211 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,786 If we're gonna play Frank and Joe Hardy... 212 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,482 - But I'm the leader clearly in this partnership! - Why are we talking about this? 213 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:33,490 You're right. We have a lot of work to do. 214 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:36,220 - What's the first step? - So I'm the leader. Great. Let's roll. 215 00:11:36,294 --> 00:11:39,889 Wait, no. We can't go. What are you doing? We gotta open up the bar. 216 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,990 Or we could call your sister to do her job... 217 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:45,559 that is if she's not having sex with Colin and every other bartender in Philadelphia. 218 00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:48,231 - Don't do that. It's gross. - Look, dude, we need to jump on this. 219 00:11:48,306 --> 00:11:51,503 - Let's go do some investigating. - All right. All... 220 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:54,044 Wait a second. 221 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:57,843 - What? - Holy shit! 222 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,612 - I know who stole our safe. - You do? 223 00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,846 Yeah. Let's go get that gun. 224 00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:05,549 - Yeah, let's get the gun. Wait, wait. Bag, bag, bag. - Oh, the bag. 225 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,888 - All right. I'm driving. - Okay. No, I'm driving. 226 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,595 I hope Charlie didn't do anything stupid. 227 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,864 Whatever Charlie's doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid. 228 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,871 Let's just hope nobody got hurt. 229 00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:22,600 - Yeah. - Yo. 230 00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:24,107 - Hey, dude. - Hey, guys. 231 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:27,407 - Can we get that gun? - Oh. Why? 232 00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:30,778 Well, first of all, we shouldn't have to tell you why. 233 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:32,783 We bought it. It's ours. 234 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:36,048 But if you must know, it's because we know who knocked over the bar. 235 00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:37,884 Really? 236 00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:40,516 Yeah. Can we get the gun? 237 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:43,117 - Why? - Because we know who... Okay, you know what, dude? 238 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:47,029 Move. Oh, this place is a shit-hole, Charlie. It smells. 239 00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:49,692 So, don't you wanna know who did it? 240 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,760 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who was it? - Colin. 241 00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:55,362 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Think about it. 242 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,409 It all makes sense. Colin goes around town... 243 00:12:58,476 --> 00:13:00,808 with every hot bartender chick, right? 244 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:03,177 He woos them with his charm and his good looks. 245 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:06,115 He finds out where the safes are. He finds out how to get in. 246 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:09,585 You remember when Sweet Dee said that he was laughing about how small the safe was? 247 00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:12,885 You saw how quickly he changed the subject when she brought that safe up. 248 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,858 Right. All right. So what's the plan? 249 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:19,090 I'll slide the gun meaningfully into the front of my pants... 250 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,724 - I know that game. - Yeah. 251 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,030 - So why don't you go get it? - Go get the gun! 252 00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:25,569 All right. Here. 253 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,437 - Oh! - Do you want it? 254 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:33,375 Hey, Dee. Are you with Colin right now? 255 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,005 Oh, no. He had to meet someone at Fingers Bar, huh? 256 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:39,107 - Nice. - Okay. 257 00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:41,880 Why don't you take the night off, okay? You deserve it. 258 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,887 - All right. You're welcome. Bye. - Pow, pow, pow. 259 00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:48,415 - You ready? - Ready, Freddy. Oh. 260 00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:50,586 It goes... Uh, stick it back in... 261 00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,496 - What a penis! - Like you wouldn't do such a thing? 262 00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:04,736 - Come on. Let's nail this prick. - Wait. Hold on a second. 263 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,039 Didn't Fingers already get robbed? 264 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:10,013 - Uh, yeah. - So what's this guy doing, going in for round two? 265 00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:13,312 - I don't know. Can we do this thing? - Wait. Hold on. 266 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:18,652 Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice? 267 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:21,123 - Yeah, I do. - Me too. 268 00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:24,286 All right, change of plans. Leave the gun. 269 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:27,126 I'm gonna get this asshole to hit Paddy's again. 270 00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:30,065 Follow my lead. I'm the leader. 271 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,205 - Hey, Colin! - Colin! 272 00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:42,508 - What are you doing here? - Hey, fellas. 273 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,548 Didn't expect to see you here. 274 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:48,279 - Yeah. I was just... Actually, I was leaving. - Leaving? 275 00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:50,116 - Having a little drink, huh? Little drinky-poo. - Couple drinks? 276 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:53,885 - Yeah. Just, uh... Yeah, just a little drink. - Yeah? 277 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:57,724 What's up, man? You seem like, uh, the cat who ate the canary. 278 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,696 No... 279 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,528 Canary... No, I was just... I didn't expect to see you guys here. 280 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,763 - Why? - Well, I thought you'd be at Paddy's. 281 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,635 Paddy's, no. We actually closed up shop for the night. 282 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:11,505 - Yeah. - Yeah. Thought we'd get wasted here instead, you know? 283 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:14,067 - Just a little freaked out about the robbery. - Yeah. 284 00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:18,343 But, actually, funny story. Turns out the dickhead didn't actually get all of our money. 285 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:22,216 - We actually keep it in the register instead of the safe. - Yeah. 286 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,721 So the stupid asshole didn't even think to look there, right? 287 00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:28,782 - What a cock! - What an idiot! What an idiot! What a total idiot, right? 288 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,351 - Boner, really. - Schmuck. 289 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,363 - Stupid idiot. - Yeah, so, you know. 290 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,059 As soon as we get some new locks, we should be all set. 291 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:39,331 - Yeah. - So we're just probably gonna hop in here... 292 00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:40,928 - Grab a couple drinks here tonight. - Yeah, get wasted. 293 00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,532 - Maybe pass out. - Or walk home with a couple of hot waitresses. 294 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,770 Right, Colin? 295 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,746 Yeah, totally. Yeah. 296 00:15:49,814 --> 00:15:53,079 - All right, well, don't wanna keep you. - Yeah. 297 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:56,348 - We'll see you later. You look spiffy, bro. - Yeah, you look good. 298 00:15:56,421 --> 00:16:00,380 - Maybe you guys should get a gun. - What? 299 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,256 Well, Dee was saying that you were thinking about getting a gun. 300 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:05,228 I think it's a good idea. 301 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:11,825 Good protection. I, uh... I keep one on me all the time. 302 00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,870 I don't know. Think about it. 303 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,669 - Absolutely. - Enjoy your drinky. 304 00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:19,710 - Yeah. - We will. All right, man. 305 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,076 - Have a good night, bro. Yeah. - See you later. 306 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,583 - He's got a gun on him at all times. - From now on, so will we. 307 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,845 Dude, you just laid it on way too thick back there. 308 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:30,911 There's no way he's gonna hit Paddy's again tonight. He'd have to be a moron. 309 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,184 He is a moron, dude. He'll be there. 310 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,556 Hey, Dee. Yeah, listen. 311 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,858 There's a change of plans. I need you to meet us at Paddy's tonight after all. 312 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,864 Something you need to see. 313 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,661 - Why did you guys bring me into this? - You'll see. 314 00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:48,171 - Did you turn off the circuit breaker? - Yeah, dude. We're all set. 315 00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:50,207 Check. 316 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:54,971 - What the hell was that? - Did you just cock back the hammer, bro? 317 00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:56,980 - No. - Wait a second. You guys have a gun? 318 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,778 Hey, listen to me. We are not shooting anybody tonight. 319 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:03,082 - I know. - Dennis, you are not shooting anyone! 320 00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:05,088 I don't want to shoot anyone, Sweet Dee! 321 00:17:05,156 --> 00:17:07,090 - You better not shoot anybody. - I don't have... 322 00:17:07,158 --> 00:17:09,149 - I should be holding the gun. - I have better... 323 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:12,162 - Well, I put this whole thing together. - I shot the log way more times! 324 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:15,028 - This is so bad. - But I'm the one who has better aim than you! 325 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,033 What? What? Is he here? 326 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,929 - Oh, there he is. - Okay. 327 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:24,804 - What's he doing? - He's walking toward the cash register. 328 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,844 Oh, he looks shady. 329 00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:29,641 Yeah. That's him. 330 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,739 That's it. Do the flashlight. 331 00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:34,341 - Turn the flashlight on! - I can't reach it! 332 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,250 No, no! He's getting away! 333 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,720 - Shoot him! - What? 334 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:40,257 - Shoot him! - Shoot him in his face! 335 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,522 Shit! 336 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,825 - Did you get him? - I'm shot! 337 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,355 - Charlie? Oh, my God! - Oh, my god! 338 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:52,164 Turn on the circuit breaker! Turn on the circuit breaker! 339 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,899 - Did you shoot me, Dennis? - L... Uh, no. L... 340 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,565 - Why did you shoot me? - Oh, my God! 341 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,575 - My God! Dude, are you okay? - Where are you shot? 342 00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:01,737 - In my head! - What? 343 00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:05,340 Oh, my God! Charlie, I shot you in your head. I am so sorry. 344 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,350 - Is he okay? - No, I'm not okay! He shot me in my head! 345 00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:10,979 - No. It must havejust grazed his head. - You shot him in the head, bro! 346 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,023 - If I shot him in the head, he'd be dead. - It really hurts! 347 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,527 - I gotta go to a hospital! - All right, man. I'll call an ambulance. 348 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:19,222 The hospital's, like, three blocks away. We should just drive him! 349 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:22,095 I know that. But I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car. 350 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,396 Are you serious? 351 00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:27,097 All right! I'll take you to a hospital! God! 352 00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:29,401 All right, get a trash bag. We'll put it over him. 353 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,749 - I can't believe you shot Charlie, dude. - Don't start this again! 354 00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:42,342 - You almost killed our best friend. - You told me to shoot Charlie! 355 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,217 You guys told me to shoot Charlie. 356 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,087 The minute the shit hits the fan, you guys are, like, "Dennis, don't shoot the gun!" 357 00:18:47,158 --> 00:18:49,752 - I was not! - Then all of a sudden, you told me to shoot him in the face! 358 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,818 I didn't say that! 359 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,882 - Hey. - Hey, there he is. How you feeling, buddy? 360 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,944 You shot me, dude. 361 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,785 But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake. 362 00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:22,052 I still kind of wish you didn't shoot me. 363 00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,924 - If you needed help with money, why didn't you talk to us? - Yeah, man. 364 00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:27,362 L... I had it all worked out, all right? 365 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:31,266 I was gonna make it look like all the other robberies going on around town. 366 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:36,467 Then we would collect some insurance money and... 367 00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:41,170 - Wow, dude. That's really just goddamn ridiculous. - That is so dumb. 368 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,736 - I thought it was the best idea I ever had. - No, it's not at all. 369 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,976 - But you know what? - It might be the best idea you've ever had, but... 370 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,712 Listen. Listen. The important thing is that you are all right. 371 00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:52,244 And we talked about it, and we decided we need to get rid of that gun. 372 00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:54,553 Oh, oh, the gun. Yeah, we're getting rid of the gun. 373 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,924 - It's too dangerous. - You could have been killed. Dennis could have killed you. 374 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,725 Okay, good. Yes. I think that would be for the best. 375 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:03,130 Ah. Mmm. Dee, could you get me a nurse? 376 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,431 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 377 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,505 Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun. 378 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:12,600 No way! 379 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,702 - Never. - Sweet. 380 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:20,275 No, he's fine. It turns out itjust kind of grazed his head. 381 00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,444 Oh, that's great news, babe. 382 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,978 Thank you so much for calling though. You are so sweet, Colin. 383 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,252 I guess I'm just a sweet guy. 384 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,260 All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow? 385 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,694 - You will. - Okay. Good night. 386 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,732 Dream of me. 387 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:40,560 Idiots.