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I like what I'm seeing here!
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- I like what you're doing right now!
- I like what you're doing!
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- I like what you're doing!
- I like what we're all doing!
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- I like this guy!
- This is insane!
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- I know!
- This is good! This is a good scene!
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- I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life!
- Hey, check it out!
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Even Sweet Dee's getting lucky!
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That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro.
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- This is good, man. I feel good.
- You look good, brother.
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No, no, no, no.
I feel better than good.
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- You know, I feel like, um... I feel like dancing.
- Whoa, it feels good, man!
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- You should.
- I feel like dancing!
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- Get out there, buddy. Make it happen. Nice.
- I feel like dancing!
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I love that little man.
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This is great.
I mean, what's going on?
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- This is, like, the greatest night Paddy's has ever seen.
- I know!
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- Kind of a young crowd, right?
- Yeah!
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- Really, really young.
- Mm-hmm.
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What, do you think these kids
are in college or what?
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I don't know.
Hey. You. How old are you?
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Twenty-one?
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Everybody, out!
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But I don't understand
how you guys could let this happen.
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It was not my fault.
I was working behind the bar.
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Come on, Dennis. You remember
what it was like in high school.
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The minute we caught word
that a bar wasn't carding...
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we would just pack the place
the following weekend.
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They probably had a recon crew
come in last week.
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- They definitely had...
- Why, you guys? Why were we not carding?
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- Not my job.
- Not my job either.
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It's all of our jobs. We could get
into a lot of trouble for this.
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And we also have a social responsibility
to keep teenagers from drinking.
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I guess.
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- I don't know about that though.
- Oh, Mac!
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- Mac, don't.
- Hold on a second. Hear me out.
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It wasn't that long ago that we were in
the same position as these youngsters, right?
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I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar,
and what did we do, Den?
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We would get a bunch of 40s
from a homeless guy...
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and we'd go sit in some park, right?
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- That is true. That is absolutely true.
- And what would happen?
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We would almost get raped and/or murdered
and/or stabbed by crackheads in Fairmount Park.
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You wanna know what else
what would happen?
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We drove Nicky Potnik's car
into a tree on Kelly Drive.
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With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because
some guy talked to her that she liked, remember?
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Every time some guy
talks to you that you like...
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you get so nervous
you drink yourself into oblivion.
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- I had bad potato salad.
- You drink yourself crazy.
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You abused alcohol, and that's okay.
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But it's very dangerous, right?
Right? Okay.
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Well, maybe we should look at this
whole thing from a different angle.
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Maybe we have "a social responsibility"
to provide a safe haven...
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for these kids to be kids.
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- You know, experiment.
- No. I don't like where this is heading.
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- We would have to set up ground rules.
- Okay.
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No drinking and driving.
No one's gonna crash Nicky Potnik's car.
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- Right.
- Everyone has to take a cab.
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Four drink maximum. Like, that's it.
You know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah. That's it.
Anyone causing trouble can't come.
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- If you're gonna be here, you gotta be cool.
- He's gone! He's gone!
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Listen, we water down the drinks,
jack up the prices.
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- Oh, my... Come on!
- We could make a serious profit off these kids.
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And they'd have no idea
what the hell's going on.
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- We would actually be doing something good.
- Great. I say we do it.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know how you guys live with yourselves.
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- One day at a time.
- One day at a time.
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Yeah, I know, Mom.
I heard you the first time.
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I'm perfectly aware of what time it is.
Thank you, Mom.
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Do we have to do this right now?
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Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think
that I forgot, maybe, how old... That's...
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As a matter of fact, I have a date
this afternoon with my friend Steven.
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So I should probably go,
'cause I gotta get ready for that.
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Mm-hmm.
All right. Yeah, you too. Bye.
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Hello, Steven.
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Hello.
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- Dee?
- Yeah.
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- This is Trey from last night.
- Oh, hey, Trey.
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You know what? I don't think
I should be talking with you.
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I think you're the most beautiful woman
I've ever met in my entire life.
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Really?
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I can't believe that someone as gorgeous
as you can be so down to earth.
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Well, you know, I've always tried to
keep both feet on the ground, so...
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Yeah. So, listen,
I have a lacrosse game...
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but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me
and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards.
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Lemon Hill?
That's where all the cool kids used to go.
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- Good. So you've been there.
- Oh! Come on.
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I've been there, like, 200 times.
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Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless
you got something better to do today.
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Wow. You can really put 'em back,
can't you?
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The trick is to
just kind of open your throat.
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You are so much cooler
than all the other girls I know.
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You are so sweet.
Can you get me another one of these?
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Whoo!
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- All right. There you go.
- Look how much fun they're having, man.
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Of course they are. They haven't
realized how much life sucks yet.
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Remember how great high school was?
All those parties, no responsibilities.
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- High school was the best.
- Do you guys even remember high school?
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- I don't think it happened the way you think.
- What do you mean?
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The only reason you got to hang out
with me and the other cool kids...
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is 'cause you sold us all weed.
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- Everybody thought you were an asshole.
- I was popular!
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Mac was very popular. And I like to think
I was pretty popular myself.
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- You were.
- No, he was. You were popular like a clown is popular.
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- What?
- Yeah, you made us all laugh.
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All the guys knew you couldn't sleep
with their girlfriends.
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Whatever, dude. The only reason
you got laid is 'cause you dated freshmen.
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Yeah. You've always had
that creepy thing with younger girls.
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- I do not.
- You're not in high school anymore, pal.
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You better keep it in the pants,
'cause it's kind of creepy.
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You want to talk about creepy?
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You guys sniffing glue in your mom's
basement. That's creepy.
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Tim Murphy slept with your prom date.
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Tim Murphy slept with your prom date!
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- Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date!
- That's right.
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- Oh. He's getting sad now.
- Oh, no.
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- There's, like, watering in the eyes.
- Now he's running away.
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Oh, is he gonna cry?
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Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry.
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Oh, Trey, that is so sad.
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It was a really bad breakup.
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I mean, Tammy's great and all.
I just wasn't feeling it, you know?
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Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta feel it.
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Don't get me wrong.
Tammy's, like, the prettiest girl in school...
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so it was a perfect match.
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- It just wasn't working.
- Hmm.
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She's not as pretty as you though.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Wait! I can't do this.
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- What?
- I never statutory raped anyone before.
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Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what.
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Let's, uh, just take it slow.
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You are so sweet.
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Where were you
when I was in high school?
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I was eight.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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These kids are wasted, bro.
I thought we were cuttin' 'em off.
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I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't
had more than three drinks each.
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Plus, there's so much water, they're probably
more hydrated than they ever have been.
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- Are they fakin' it?
- I guess.
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- Just stay away from me, Billy!
- No, Sara! I saw you flirting with him!
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No, I know it.
You were throwing yourself on him!
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Hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Give me some eyes!
Look at me! Cool your jets!
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- I'm sorry.
- All right, beat it!
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- Are you okay?
- He's such a player.
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- Is he a player?
- Big time.
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I hate players. All right. I'm sorry.
I'm getting fired up here.
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Charlie, that was the coolest thing
you've ever done!
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I know. I'm gonna be sick.
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- Oh, shit.
- You Dennis Reynolds?
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- Yeah.
- You like what you see?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Dude, relax. I'm 18.
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- Are you in high school?
- Yes.
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- Then take a hike.
- Doesn't seem to bother your sister.
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What?
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She was all over this one boy
in my class today.
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Really?
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Listen, dude, I'm legal...
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and I love to party.
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So if you're looking for
the ride of your life...
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give me a call.
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Goddamn it.
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Hang on. I'm coming!
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- What?
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I know you were hanging out with
that high school kid from the bar.
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Okay. You know what?
We're just friends, all right?
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He went through a really bad breakup,
and he just needed me to be there for him.
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What you're doing is sick and wrong.
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Are you living out
some sad fantasy of yours?
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- Going out with the most popular kid in high school.
- Why would that be a fantasy?
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I went out with tons of guys
in high school.
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You wore that scoliosis back brace
until you were 20 years old.
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- Everyone was afraid of you.
- No, they weren't.
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- You looked like a monster! Do you all have amnesia?
- What is that supposed to mean?
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Oh, my God. You're as delusional
as Mac and Charlie.
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Do not compare me to Mac and Charlie.
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I'm telling you,
this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie.
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- No, it's not.
- This is made for, like, kindergartners or something.
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- No, this will work.
- No, look. "Nontoxic and safe."
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We don't want safe. We want toxic.
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- Something's happening.
- Nothing is gonna happen.
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- Something's happening.
- Nothing's gonna happen.
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No, you're right. This isn't working.
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Y'ello. Yeah.
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Oh, hey. How are you?
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Really? That's cool.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Bye.
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Dude. That was that girl Sara,
the one from the bar the other night...
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who I rescued from that kid.
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Well, her parents are out of town,
and she's totally having a party.
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What do you think?
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Kind of a lame party, bro.
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Uh, what do you think?
Should we jet?
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Yeah. This doesn't feel right.
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Hey, guys!
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- Hi, Sara.
- Hey.
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I'm so glad you guys came.
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Well, uh, we ran into
a little bit of a problem.
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My brother, he was supposed to
pick up the keg, but he bailed on me.
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00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:19,869
- Oh, that sucks.
- Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks.
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00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:23,574
So, um, we were wondering
if maybe you guys could help us out.
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- Oh, you mean... No, I don't...
- Ooh, no.
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Geez, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know,
where we have control over you guys.
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- It's another thing...
- Ah, come on, please? Please.
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- You guys have been so cool.
- Yeah, we were just talking about how cool you guys were.
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- Really?
- You were?
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Mm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing
that anyone's ever done for us.
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- Ever.
- Ever.
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Who wants to do a keg stand?
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Um, I'm kind ofhaving
second thoughts a little bit.
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Oh, come on. It'll be a blast.
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Yeah, well, I don't think
your friends like me that much.
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Let's go get a beer.
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Twenty-five, 26...
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27, 28, 29!
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- Hey, Dee.
- Hi, guys.
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- What's going on?
- Just hanging out, you know?
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Yeah.
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Wanna do a keg stand?
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Seventy-five, 76, 77!
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- Seventy-seven seconds! That is a
new record, baby! - I did it. I did it.
225
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So, Ben is, like,
"I don't care what Kevin said, Sara.
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I was only going out with Rachel
to get closer to you."
227
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Oh, my... Oh, my God.
What did you say to that?
228
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,549
"Whatever, Ben. I heard from Caitlin
that you were totally into her."
229
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:13,751
Um, he's so full of shit.
230
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Goddamn!
231
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,124
Come on. Oh, come on.
232
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,438
Yeah! What do you think
about that, bitches?
233
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,406
Load 'em up, losers!
What do you think about this, huh?
234
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,501
How I embarrassed your boyfriend
in front of everybody? You like that?
235
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,944
- You like what you see?
- What's with this guy?
236
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:38,107
I know. What is he, like, 40?
237
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,152
Get me some more! Get me some more!
Let's go! Load 'em up!
238
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,986
- I'm gonna put on a goddamn clinic!
- What an asshole.
239
00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:01,205
Come on, guys. Hey.
Let's go. Let's go!
240
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,140
- Oh, get off me, dude!
- Get off me!
241
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:06,677
Can we please get out of here?
Let's go.
242
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,372
Why?
243
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,076
Trey asked me to prom last night.
This is getting really weird.
244
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,619
- That girl Sara asked me too.
- You're kidding!
245
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:17,814
What? No, we can't go to the prom.
That's pathetic.
246
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,051
What do you mean "we"?
Who asked you?
247
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,052
Let's just go. Let's just go.
248
00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:27,861
All right, all right. I'm coming.
249
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,369
- Hi, sexy.
- What are you doing here? You gotta get out of here.
250
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,636
I need a date for the prom,
and I want you to take me.
251
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,905
Are you kidding me?
I can't do that, okay?
252
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:44,039
- You gotta go.
- Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind?
253
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:49,078
No. No, no, no. No.
Leave. Leave. Go.
254
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,714
Okay. You can either
take me to the prom...
255
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,623
or I can tell the police
that you're serving underage kids.
256
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,059
- Are you serious?
- Try me.
257
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,459
Goddamn it.
258
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,027
You know what? I don't think we
should be serving minors anymore.
259
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:10,666
- Oh, no. Somebody's jealous.
- I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous.
260
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:13,870
- You're jealous you didn't get asked to the prom.
- I don't care about that.
261
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,006
- Ah, you're gonna cry?
- Shut up!
262
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:21,314
Yo, you guys?
No more kids in the bar, seriously.
263
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:24,480
- Okay! Now we're talking some sense.
- What the hell?
264
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,320
- This girl asked me to the prom.
- What?
265
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,917
Yeah. This girl
comes over to my house...
266
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:34,125
tells me that if I don't go to the prom with her,
she's gonna rat us out to the cops.
267
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:37,293
Wait a second. Hold on.
So all of you guys got asked to the prom?
268
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,338
You guys got asked to the prom?
269
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:42,270
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
270
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,502
Oh, this is so lame!
271
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,204
At least you don't actually have to go.
272
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,214
- Are you going?
- Yeah. I have to.
273
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,342
Oh, well, if you're going,
I'm going then, I guess.
274
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:55,352
- So you...
- What?
275
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:58,719
I didn't get to go when I was in high school.
It might actually be fun.
276
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,122
If you guys are going, I'm going.
I'm not staying here.
277
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,127
- Are you gonna go?
- I'm gonna go.
278
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,060
- I have to go, so...
- You guys are pathetic!
279
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,496
Maybe if you weren't such a jerk,
someone might have asked you.
280
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:11,161
Because Sara told me that Maureen told her
that Regina McGinley thought you were cute.
281
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,262
- Then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party, and you're...
- Charlie, shut up!
282
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:18,435
The only reason that Sara asked you in the
first place is because you're the only idiot...
283
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,968
dumb enough to listen to her bitch
about her ex-boyfriend all night!
284
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,208
Whatever.
285
00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,584
Hey, we should have a pre-prom party.
286
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,513
You know what, Charlie?
287
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,821
I think this is actually
gonna be pretty great.
288
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,225
Oh, dude, are you kidding me?
This is gonna be awesome.
289
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,322
- I can't wait to just get out there and start dancing.
- I'm gonna dance too.
290
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,425
- Are you gonna dance, baby? You gonna dance with me?
- I'm gonna dance like this.
291
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,438
Oh, Dee! Come here.
Let me take a look at you.
292
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,600
Wow. You look... You look... Yeah.
293
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:55,340
I know. I feel so lucky
that this thing even fits still.
294
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:59,475
- Is that your dress from high school?
- Yup.
295
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:03,009
- You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee.
- No, I know.
296
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,751
My back brace was under the dress,
and Mom called me fat.
297
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,918
So I stayed home and cried instead.
298
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,394
Take... Take it slow. Take it slow.
299
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,455
I know, you guys,
but I just am so nervous.
300
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,024
I just want this whole night
to be so special.
301
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,571
That dude is going to
bang your sister, bro.
302
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,632
- What's up, bitches? Mmm!
- What is this? What are you doing?
303
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,907
You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones
having fun. I'm going to the prom.
304
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:32,576
- Dork! You cannot crash a high school prom.
- I'm going stag, bro.
305
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,778
Mac, you are so pathetic.
306
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,617
Yes, and your eyebrows
are drawn on, so...
307
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,055
Whoa. Well, you know what?
308
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,252
How 'bout this?
309
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,352
Say it, don't spray it.
310
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,057
Trey's here. Oh, my God.
311
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:51,796
Hello. Excuse me, Mac.
My date has arrived.
312
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,101
Trey is so cool.
313
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,698
He's totally gonna bang your sister.
314
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,606
Hello, sweet prince.
315
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,411
Wow! You look... good.
316
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,952
I know! Like a princess.
317
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,319
- Can I tell you a little secret?
- Sure.
318
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,324
Beat it.
319
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:19,759
- I always wanted to have sex on prom.
- Ah.
320
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,493
All right. So what's the plan?
Do we have a limo or what?
321
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,297
- The plan is, you're not coming with us.
- Yeah.
322
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,838
- Why not?
- You weren't invited and you don't have a date.
323
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,897
- You totally suck.
- I totally suck?
324
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,966
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Oh, Jesus.
325
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,677
Oh, who is that?
326
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,308
- That's my prom date.
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,909
She's unbelievable.
How old is she?
328
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,887
- She's 18.
- Eighteen?
329
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,446
- You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man.
- Oh, you dick!
330
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,756
Wait a second. You guys called me creepy
for liking young chicks.
331
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,388
Eighteen's legal, bro.
This isn't a morality contest.
332
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,523
Eighteen's not young, brother.
333
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,000
- So you guys are giving me the
go-ahead? I mean, can I... - Go ahead.
334
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,334
- Hi, Dennis.
- Hi.
335
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:03,897
- You look...
- Yeah, I know.
336
00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:06,944
- Do ya?
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:11,449
- I can't zip it up. Your hair's all caught.
- All right. Just pull it.
338
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,814
Oh.
339
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,088
- Tammy?
- Mm-mmm. No. What?
340
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,057
Hold on one minute.
341
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,651
- Can I get you a drink?
- Maybe.
342
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,061
- What would you like?
- Anything you want.
343
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,931
- Tammy, what are you doing here?
- I'm picking up my date.
344
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,162
You're going to prom with this guy?
345
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,899
Yes.
346
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,271
Can I talk to you for a second?
347
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,606
What the hell is going on?
348
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,203
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend.
349
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,510
This is classic Tammy.
350
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,915
Trey broke up with Tammy
because Maureen Kinallen said...
351
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,419
that she saw Tammy flirting
with Walt Timby at a party.
352
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,184
But she was only doing it
to make Trey jealous because, you know...
353
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,248
she thought that Trey
secretly liked Erin Hannabry.
354
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,954
But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry.
It was all a bunch of bull.
355
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,861
- What is happening?
- That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend.
356
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:02,866
This is classic Tammy.
Trey broke up with Tammy...
357
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,528
Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly.
358
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,573
- What are they talking about?
- Whoa!
359
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,033
- Where are they going?
- What the hell is this?
360
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:16,774
Oh, man! Ah, they did it.
They got what they wanted.
361
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,840
- This is bullshit.
- So wait a second.
362
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,909
They were actually using you two...
363
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,012
to make each other jealous.
364
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:27,547
I always knew that they'd wind up together,
'cause they're, like, so perfect for each other.
365
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,117
- Shut up, Charlie!
- They're one of those perfect matches.
366
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,028
- That dude's gonna bang your prom date, bro.
- Stop saying it!
367
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,931
- It's not funny!
- Hey, why are you such an asshole all the time?
368
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,232
I'm not the asshole. You guys are the ones
that just got dumped on prom night.
369
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,738
- You got dumped on prom night!
- You were gonna go stag.
370
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,207
- Yes, I was. Absolutely.
- How old are you, dude?
371
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,506
- I am 28 years old.
- You're a piece of crap!
372
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,570
- I'm not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap.
- I have to pee.
373
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,775
Stop it. Go pee.
374
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,886
I hate you, Charlie.
375
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,513
Just like high school.